'Alala' flexed her fingers and giggle. She did 3 back flips, then looked at what she was wearing.
"This Alala or whatever she's called has a pretty good taste in close. Hehehe it feels great to be back in a body." Alala glanced at Bonnie, who was curled up on the bed looking at Alala afraid to move or say anything. Alala jumped on the bed beside Bonnie.
"So... how 'bout we go shopping? See a movie?"
"Don't get attached to her. You do this every time, I mean you'll have to feed it, train it, walk it and play with it. And it dies or we kill then I have to listen to your crying." 'Damon' complained. 'Alala' narrowed her eyes.
"Are you calling my cry baby my dear?" Alala said slowly. 'Damon's' eyes widened.
"M...me? N...n...no, I would never." He said shaking his head. Alala's lost her threatening look and gave a big smile.
"Good." She said wrapping her arms around Bonnie's neck and hugging her. " 'Cause, then I'd have to kill you Nicholi, then Bonnie so there'd be no witnesses."
"Haven't I told you to call me Nicholas in public, my dear Desdemona?" Nick growled. Desdemona hissed at him and pulled Bonnie closer to her.
"Haven't I told you to call me Solita? Or Dru. Or Faith. Or Hope, or Diana, Kali, or Andria-" Desdemona said listing all the names she wanted to be called.
Desdemona…Nicholas…..Damon! Alala! Where are you! Bonnie screamed in her minded as she started to cry.
"Ok love, I'll level with you. You call me Nick I'll call you…ah I'll call you… Maura…That's suits you 'dark'. See! Now we're all bloody happy! Like bloody calms! We can all die happy!" Nick said threw gritted teeth as he rubbed his temples. Kali smiled.
"Ya Maura fine, just like old times, I remember when people started calling me that- huh? Bonnie what wrong?" Kali said as she felt Bonnie sob into her shoulder. Kali looked at Nick for help, he just shrugged. She sighed and started rubbing Bonnies back.
/--\
"God my head hurts, I really need to lay of the alcohol." Alala groaned as she slowly pushed her self half way up. "What the…. Where the hell am I?" Alala looked around and was surrounded by total darkness, exept for a small amount that was above her. "Is...Is this Bonnie's mind!"
"Yesh! I knew red wasn't the brightness person around, but this is just ridicules." Damon said dryly as he came into Alala's range of view. "Oh great! I get to spend the rest of eternity here with you, goody!" He said as he continued walking until his stood towering over her.
"W-what! We need to get out of here now! I can't spend the rest of eternity here, not with you! I'll go insane, again. And not the cool insane like the evil anime bishies on TV! I'm talking jack the ripper crazy! So unless you want me to rip out you reproductive organs I recommend we get moving!" Alala yelled while standing up. Damon narrowed his eyes and glared at her, Alala noticed this and stopped running around and stared back at him in a confused way.
"You are the weirdest women I have ever met…Now if we remain calm, we might get out of here."
/o\
"Stefan I'm telling you! Something is wrong with her!" Elena yelled at Stefan as he drove the car to Bonnie's house.
"Honey, something is wrong with Alala every week. Last week she was the span of Satan. Now you think she's trying to get Damon to kill us. I mean I love you but can't you just exept that maybe she might not be evil." He sighed and turned into Bonnie's driveway.
"No she's evil and I hope she dies." Stefan sighed again and knocked on the door knowing that Alala should be there looking after Bonnie. When no one answered the door he slowly opened the door. When he walked into the living room, he saw 'Alala' and 'Damon' making out! Bonnie was sitting on the couch clutching her knees to her chest and staring blankly at the television. Nick was sitting in one of the chairs with Maura sitting top of him with her knees pinning his hips inside the chair.
"What the hell is going on here? And what the hell are you two wearing!" Stefan yelled. He looked at Maura then bonnie and saw they were both wearing tight leather pants, Bonnie was wearing a blue tube top that clung to her body. Maura had her hair pulled up into a pony tail and was wearing a very tight cosset.
Maura broke away from nick but left her fingers still tangled in his hair. She stared clueless at him for a minute then smiled innocently "What does it look we're doing?" she giggled. Nick wrapped his arms around her waist and laid his head on her chest so he could look at the two standing in the door was.
Maura turned her head towards Bonnie. "I thought she could use a new look…" she said absently. "Doesn't she look pretty?" She smiled at Stefan.
"No! You both look like sluts! I came here to get my jacket back, and I see you shoving your tongue down Damon's throat!" He yelled.
"Don't be silly Stefan dear, he was shoving his tongue down my throat." She said walking over to a chair near Bonnie and watching television.
"Besides Bonnie doesn't mind…Do you Bonnie?" Nick asked growling the last part. Bonnie looked over at him then vigorously shook her head.
"Dam it Alala, why can't you just leave us the hell alone!" Elena screamed ran over and grabbed Maura by her hair, through her on the floor and started punching and slapping her. Nick ran over grabbed her by the arm and smacked her across the face, she fell to the ground and Maura jumped on her.
Stefan of course ran to her rescue, but Nick grabbed him by the neck and pinned him to the wall. He was about to punch him when Bonnie grabbed his harm. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the 2. Bonnie stood on her tipsy toes and leaned towards his ear, whispering something only he could hear. Nicks eyes widened and dropped Stefan instantly.
"Nobody hits my little brother, but me." Bonnie growled in deep voice.
/o\
Alala's point of view
"What the hell happened to Damon?" She said looking around but not finding Damon.