A/N: This idea just hit me one day and I knew that I had to write it! The whole story will be in the format of Lily's diary. Hope that you enjoy Lily's rantings! And for all Chocolate fans the last chapter will be posted soon!

Chapter 1


September 1 10:35am

I'm so excited! I'm on the way to Kings Cross Station right now to start my 6th year at Hogwarts. My name is Lily Evans by the way. I'm 16 years old and have mid-length red hair and bright green eyes. My birthday is on July 3. Now back to the subject. I can't wait to see Hogwarts again! I mean, summer is fun and all but my dratted sister Petunia has to ruin it every year. The only down side is the Marauders. Let me explain. The Marauders consist of 4 people; James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. Remus I'm ok with. We often talk outside of classes and see each other fairly often in the library. I guess that Black isn't that bad; compared to Potter anyway. I don't see Peter often, he's very quiet. Now the worst of them all, Potter. The stupid, evil, conniving git thinks that he could ask me out a million times every year in that arrogant, idiotic way of his and think that I'd actually say yes. AS IF! How he thinks that I'd say yes to a self-centered prat with an over inflated ego is beyond me. If you haven't been able to guess by now that I despise James Potter you have an IQ lower than zero. Is that even possible?

September 1 12:37pm

So far so good. Haven't seen it yet. In case you didn't know, it is Potter. I can't bring my self to actually call it by its name. I might start ranting again about how he's a bullying toe rag, how he thinks that he's better than everybody else...See what I mean? It's very hard for me to stop listing Pot-its faults after I've started. Believe me, I could go on for hours. Oh no, I spoke to soon. Here it comes. Let's just hope that I don't slap him this time. Actually that's not a bad idea...

September 1 8:53pm

I'm a very content person right now. I know that you probably want to know what happened on the train so as being the good person I am, I will tell you diary. Potter (I have stopped calling him it. As much as he deserves it, I was starting to get annoyed because I couldn't tell if I was referring to an object or Potter) of course spotted me (damn the red hair!) and came over to say hello. Yea right. That will be the day. Our conversation went something like this:

Potter: Hi
Me: ignoring him
Potter: Hello? Lils?
Me: Don't call me Lils (I snap at him)
Potter: At least you're talking to me now
Me: In your dreams (I muttered under my breath)
Potter: What was that? (In a disgustingly cheerful voice)
Me: nothing
Potter: Will you go out with me?
Me: NO
Potter: Come on Lils. You know you love me.
Me: NO I DON'T! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! AND I'LL MURDER YOU IF YOU DARE CALL ME "LILS" AGAIN!

Of course he didn't look at all fazed at my outburst and just sat there smirking. I couldn't take it anymore and just stomped out of the compartment. You now must be wondering why I'm so content right? Well I'll tell you that too. After dinner as we were walking up to the tower, Potter asked me out again. As I was still pissed off about what happened on the train, I yelled at him yet again. Then as the idiot he is, Potter made some perverted comment; so perverted that I can't even put it down on paper. By then I was steaming so I just slapped him and walked away. I heard Black comment that that was a good thing because I "was in denial" as I rounded the corner. Yeah right. I swear that he could be as dim-witted as Potter sometimes; wait scratch that, all the time. Well I'm very happy right now because just a couple of minutes ago (must be 20 minutes now) I saw the Marauders enter the portrait hole. I was extremely satisfied that Potter still had a bright red hand print on his left cheek. I'm exhausted after this whole ordeal so I'm going to retire to bed. WOW! It's 9:30 already! Anyway, good night.

September 10 4:24pm

I'm sorry that I haven't been writing for awhile. I'm been bogged down with schoolwork. I mean, I love school and all but honestly, it's only the 2nd week of school! On a happier note, Potter hasn't been bothering me lately. Maybe the slap knocked some sense into him. Gotta go finish my 4 foot potions essay now. I'll try to write again soon.

September 14 3:45am

I HATE JAMES POTTER! I can't believe that I actually thought that he would leave me alone! I mean come on. What moronic idiot would sing outside your window at 3am. 3AM! I'll give you 3 guesses. If you guessed James Potter, James Potter, and James Potter, you are a genius! That stupid prat actually had the nerve to go and sing in his STUPID off-key voice outside the window waking up my whole dorm in the process. They thought it was cute. CUTE! Well what should I expect with a dorm full of bimbos who would think that ANYTHING is cute if it involved Sirius Black or James Potter. So as the smart person I am, I grabbed my baseball which just happened to be on top of my trunk, opened the window, and hurled the baseball out the window at the mini figure below. Then I shut the window feeling very satisfied and hoping that the bloody git got knocked unconscious. What a nice person I am. Well I am very tired after being rudely awakened, so I'm going back to sleep. Good-night.

September 14 9:50am

This is the worst day of my life. I should have known that this day would be cursed when the idiot woke me up this morning. First the arrogant prick came up to me at breakfast and congratulated me on my great throw while tossing the baseball up and catching it. Then he said and I quote "But fortunately for you, I have superb reflexes from playing Quidditch and managed to avoid getting hit. After all, you wouldn't really want to hurt me would you?" in that arrogant voice like he expected me to be impressed. You don't know how much I felt like murdering him right then and there. But instead of doing that as the teachers were right there, I settled for turning around and ignoring him. Now here comes the worst part. In Transfiguration, I was sitting there minding my own business while Professor McGonagall is paring us up for a project. Guess who my partner is. Bingo. James Potter. Of course I jumped up right away and protested against being partnered up with it. When she asked why, I said that I hated him and that he annoys me. Perfectly valid answer right? Try telling her that. The oh so wonderful Professor (catch the sarcasm?) said that that was an unacceptable excuse and told me to sit down. How unfair is that! I can't stand to work with that prick for the rest of the month. I'm getting sick just thinking about it. Excuse me while I barf.

September 15 9:05am

I'm meeting Potter in the library today. Oh joy. Can't you hear the enthusiasm? Of course he came up to me at breakfast just to remind us about our meeting in a very loud voice just so that the rest of the school knew to. As if I needed reminding. That idiot just wanted to gloat to the whole school. Now I'm going to have to put up with rumors for the rest of the day. Oh great. What makes it even better is that I now get to go to my now most hated class; Transfiguration where I get to sit next to Potter. Could life get any better?

September 15 8:55pm

I just finished my first meeting with Potter. It could have been worse I guess. We just researched separately not conversing. Well Potter tried to strike up a conversation but I just ignored him and pretended that he didn't exist. I think he got the hint after awhile.

A/N: How do you guys like the first chapter so far? I hope that I didn't make Lily too sarcastic. She won't be that way the whole story; I promise! Criticism accepted as long as it's constructive. Review!