A letter to MR WEED

by BONZAI14

Peter wants a raise. Now he writes a letter and plots to murder Mr. Weed with a dinner roll?

2. Letter 2

Dear Mr. Weed,

Hi. How are you doing? Umm, just to let you know I won't be in work tomorrow. Or for the rest of the year. You see, Chris was raising money with a paper route and now some guy's trying to kill him. Oh and bang his girlfriend. So I'm moving to the south. See ya. Oh yeah, do I still get paid while I'm gone? Just wondering.

PETER GRIFFIN