Author's beginning note: My first Aurikku. Shut your mouth XD lol. Its all been done before, so sorry for current lack of creativity. Any OOCness and game lines mixed up or wrong, I apologise for in advance.

Disclaimer: Alison owns NOTHING! At least, not Final Fantasy X or any of its characters. If she did, Auron would be very afraid.

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This is one of the times I'd rather be jumping infront of a speeding machina. Rikku thought to herself. Her cousin, Yuna, wanted her to be her guardian. Normally, this wouldn't be much of a problem. Cos, come on! Who would whack their younger cousin over the head, even if she did happen to be Al Bhed? Okay, maybe not 'whack' exactly, but close enough. Anyways, they would proably have just started walking in the direction of the next temple, and all would be fine. Happy music and bunnies hopping around.

But Noo! Yuna had to ask the Legendary Guardian, Sir Auron, if Rikku was allowed to join. Not to mention the orange haired bloke, who obviously hated Al Bhed, could probably spear her on his pointy hair if he knew she was Al Bhed. Rikku decided to calm herself down by thinking of something funny...

"Father, whats up with those fiends? They look ugly and mean!" Rikku asked her dad. Her friend Keyakku cut in,

"They're probably nice once you got to know them!" He said.

"I think I went to english classes with a woman like that." Her dad said. Rikku rolled hey eyes and made a silent promise never to ask them anything ever again.

Rikku couldn't even giggle. That was just weird. She looked down at the ground, where she could see Sir Auron's shoes. Menacing shoes indeed..

" Show me your face" He said in a gruff voice.

Scary! Rikku thought. The rest of Yuna's guardians were hanging around in a group near the water, not paying attention at all. Weirdos.

"Uh, okay." Rikku replied nervously, closing her eyes and lifting her head up. Auron made a chuckling noise, but she brushed it away as just some trick of her ears. Why the hell would a Legendary Guardian chuckle anyway? Plus, the way he said his next sentence contradicted any chuckling.

" Open your eyes." He said, once again, gruffly.

Can't this guy speak normally for once? She thought, slightly annoyed for no reason. Which got her even more annoyed. She slowly opened one of her green swirly eyes, and looked at Sir Auron.

"As I thought." He said quietly. Rikku opened both her eyes.

"No good?" She asked him. Auron looked at her.

" Are you sure?" He asked her. Rikku nodded her head energetically.

" A hundred percent!" She said. Auron hmphed, then nodded.

Maybe he doesn't have a stick up his ass after all? Rikku thought.

Stuff that previous thought. This guys got a stick shoved way up his ass! And Wakka was deffinately not helping with that 'joke'! Rikku was thinking bitterly about 2 hours later. They were on the Thunder Plains, which she hated... Lighting crashed around her, and she huddled up into a ball.

" Can't we rest just a minute?" She whimpered. She knew Auron was exasperated.

" The storm never stops. Better to cross quickly." He said. Lightning crashed again and, being the crybaby she was, grabbed onto Tidus' leg.

" Pretty please?" She whimpered again. He rolled his eye. Tidus' looked at Auron, desperate to get Machina girl of his leg.

" Well, what now?" He asked. Auron hmphed and said nothing.

Jerk! Rikku thought, and Yuna said.

" Rikku, maybe we should just keep walking.." She said. Lightining crashed, again, and Rikku whimpered again, and clung to Tidus' leg tighter.

"Ow!" Came Tidus' reply to girl-hugging-leg.

"Please! Just 5 minutes?" Rikku whimpered ( She was doing alot of that lately! ) and looked at the retreating group, who kept walking.

"1 minute?" She asked, and whimpered again. They kept walking..

Meanies! She thought.

" Are you having fun doing this to me?" She asked them angrily. No response.

"Your mean,cruel! Your mom's would be ashamed of you!" She told them. They finally turned around.

" Fine! We rest. She's worse than the storm!" Auron said exasperatedly. Rikku almost whooped, and ran into the Al Bhed agency.

No lightning in here! She thought joyfully.Jackass is still here though...

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