Me: Okay people this chapter will be put around another main character. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: Pixie sticks, cause children can't afford crack!
Chapter 2: Distress Call.
"Incoming transmission Samus. Seems to be a distress signal." Adam told Samus as she came from her small kitchen.
"Well put it up."
"Well thats the thing. It seems to be in an ancient Chozo language that my memorie banks don't have memorie of. I think that your suit would though."
"So basically you want me to connect my suit to you?"
"Yeah."
"Okay hold up. I left my suit in my sleeping quarters."
About 5 minutes later.
"Okay scanning...Alright i'm connected."
The signal came clear to her in a flash.
"Oh man this is bad."
"What is it?"
"Well listen to this. It says that 'We have no excuse for using the Rings against the Flood. We may have been able to stop them with less retaliation, however the Rings were activated in fear and many Chozo were killed in this. However a good came from this. The strange liquid that started this has finally been stopped. It seems that another strange race has visited us. Strange beings with large craniums that speak in a manner that shows us there faith and superstition. This does not frighten us, yet we fear that there downfall is there strength. They ask us of a Great Land and we do not reply. However they still ask and we do not tell them for we still do not know of what they mean. Do they search for another planet for they destroyed all of there resources on there planet? If so then they do not deserve our help. They return from whence they came and we still wait for the birthchild. If this reaches you, head to coordinateness Alpha Tri Unity.' Man this does not seem to be good Adam. Which way is it?"
"..."
"What?"
"We have to enter go through a black hole to get there."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah thats what I said. BLACK HOLE! Don't you remember Science class? Black Holes are able to send matter to another realm or 'dimension'. But this seems to be able to get us there."
"Alright go through."
"Best hang on!" Adam told her as they sped through space to a huge black hole.
"Alright now go."
"Buckled up right?"
"I am in my suit. Have you ever even seen a damn seat belt here?"
"Alright don't go insane on me. T-5 to entering black hole."
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"HOLY CRAP!" Samus yelled as she saw thousands of colors moving through the air."God did I fill my suit with drugs or something?"
"Do this is just how the inside of the black hole is. Wait here we get off!" Adam yelled as the ship slowed to a near complete stop. "You okay?"
"Yeah just felt like I was on horse tranqs."
"Ha. Hey of the right an alien space craft!"
"That looks human. Open a transmission to them."
Me:Alright end Chapter 2! Since most of my stories are Humor based the sub-sub category is Humor. Has you have seen the mystery is in fact the file that Samus found. How did she find it? Transmission was sent through space and-Actually watch Furturama to understand that. Read and review!