Joanne: Konnichi wa, minna! This is my first attempt at a Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic…so if it sucks, blame Hazel, she's the co-authoress

Hazel: Hey! (Whacks Joanne upside the head)

Laura: Don't forget about me! I helped!

Joanne: Yeah, well, this fic stars us three and perhaps some other crazy OCs. We wrote this because we hate Mary-Sues and OCs in general. BTW, Hazel's account is Hazel-Beka and Laura's is SakuraAngelic. I hope you guys enjoy the fic!

Hazel: We SO don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Kazuki Takahashi does.

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'Twas a day like any other in the world of insane fangirls, fanfiction authors and Mary-Sues. Doujinshis were being read, yaoi fanart was being drooled over and anime merchandise was being collected. The sun was shining and it was a glorious, anime-filled day.

In a random semi-detached house in north-west England, three teenage girls were huddled around a computer. The tallest was blonde with blue eyes and very cool fashionable clothes. Your typical Mary-Sue and totally anime obsessed. Her name was Laura. The girl sitting in the computer chair was a brunette with grey eyes behind her glasses. She lived, breathed and bled yaoi and she was also a highly respected fanfiction authoress known as Hazel. The third girl had dark brown hair and brown-green eyes and was a total fangirl. She was called Joanne.

"Hey guys, let me show you something," Hazel said, typing in a site address. The page that came up had anime written all over it – literally!

Laura scanned the text and rolled her eyes. "A spell to open the portal to the anime world? You don't honestly believe it'll work, do you, Hazel?"

"There's no harm in trying it," the brunette replied, printing off the page.

Joanne snatched up the piece of paper and quickly read it. "It doesn't sound too hard. We could try it out right now. We just need something related to the anime we want to visit and then to say the magic words."

"So where are we going?" Laura asked, interested in spite of herself.

"Yu-Gi-Oh," Hazel said quickly. She whipped her Duel Monsters deck out of her pocket.

"What about…" Laura started.

"Yu-Gi-Oh!" Hazel repeated firmly.

"But…"

"YU-GI-OH!"

Laura rolled her eyes and grumbled.

"Yu-Gi-Oh it is then. Glad I thought of it," Joanne agreed. She turned to the anime shrine she had next to her bed and selected her own Duel Monsters deck for herself. "Pick something, Laura." She gestured to the random Yu-Gi-Oh items.

Laura picked up a home-made Red Eyes Black Dragon plushie. "Now what?"

"We all have to say these words." Joanne pointed to the page and the three girls chorused the magical words. I think it would be better if I didn't write them down here, just in case they got into the wrong hands.

For a couple of seconds nothing happened.

"I told you it wouldn't…" Laura started, but she was cut off by a loud crack and a blinding flash of light.

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Joanne: I know this chapter is short, but the next will be longer, I promise

Laura: Review!

Hazel: Or else!