YO!! new chapter is here!!
"RISE AND SHINE YOU DIRTY PLAY BOY!!" Inuyasha yelled kicking Miroku's bed waking him up. Inuyasha was wearing a green jungle robe and Miroku was wearing purple pajama pants but no shirt.
"Hey Inuyasha!! Stop that!!" Miroku yelled trying to stay on the bed but fell off with the blankets around him.
"Hurry up! We got to get back to the shop and tell Kagome and Sango how I want the car to be made!" Inuyasha yelled and ran back to his room. As soon as Inuyasha got in the room he searched his drawers looking for some good clothes to wear at a fast pace.
"I wonder what's up with him?" Miroku said to himself and slowly, sleepingly searched his drawers.
"No good." Inuyasha said throwing a blue shirt over his shoulder. "Nope." Inuyasha repeated and threw a green shirt over his shoulder again.
"Why is this guy getting me up at seven-thirty in the morning anyway?" Miroku asked himself as he walked into the bathroom with clothes over his arm and closed it behind him with his foot.
"ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! I CAN'T FIND A GOOD SHIRT DAMN IT!!!" Inuyasha yelled still throwing clothes over is shoulder.
In the master bedroom Sesshomaru woke up from Inuyasha's yelling and took a walky talky from his night table.
"Yura, help out our guest in whatever he's doing." Sesshomaru ordered into the walky talky.
"Ok, but I better get a raise if he asks me what kind of underwear he should use." Yura said and got up from her bed, put a black robe on, and walked out of her bed room. Sesshomaru placed the walky talky back down and rolled over on his king size bed returning to his sleep.
"URGH!" Inuyasha continued to search though the drawers but paused when he heard a knock on his door, "Come in!" he yelled. Then Yura opened the door and walked into Inuyasha's room scratching her eyes sleepily.
"I think I might be of an assist- WHAT THE FUCK!!??" Yura yelled the last part and was wide eyed because of how she noticed that there was clothes all over the room.
"Can you help me pick a good outfit to impress someone?" Inuyasha asked.
Yura blinked and came out of her shock. "Um.. yeah, it looks like you need help, now let me see." Yura took the shirt that Inuyasha was holding and gave it a good look, "Nah, looks gay on you." she said and threw it over her shoulder, she then picked up a red tight muscle shirt, "Now this looks sexy." Yura said and tossed the shirt to Inuyasha.
"This looks cool." Inuyasha shrugged. "But what about the pants?" Inuyasha asked and Yura tossed him a pair of black jeans.
"And try those!" Yura said and tossed Inuyasha red and black jordans.
"Whoa! Slow down!" Inuyasha yelled and barely caught the black leather jacket Yura tossed him.
"Put all of that on and we'll see if it looks good on you which I think it will!" Yura ordered and Inuyasha ran into the bathroom with all of the clothes in his arms and closed the door with his foot. A while later Inuyasha came out of the bathroom wearing the red tight muscle shirt with the black jeans, red and black jordans, and the black leather jacket over the shirt.
"Am I suppose to breath normally?" Inuyasha asked.
"No not with that shirt on." Yura answered.
"Oh well then it's....." Inuyasha said and turned around for Yura to see.
"Looks great on you, misson complete!" Yura then began to help Inuyasha's style by pulling his pants down alittle and his boxers up.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Inuyasha yelled backing away from Yura.
"That's how all the cool people wear jeans." Yura explained.
"I can do it myself, thanks." Inuyasha said and Yura left after a small good bye. Inuyasha walked into the kitchen and saw Miroku eating breakfest wearing a purple shirt with a panther on it.
"G'morning Inuyasha." Miroku said and took another bite of his cereal.
"So your awake huh?" Inuyasha asked and took a good look at what was in the fridge.
"There's no more milk left, I got the last bowl." Miroku said smirking.
"So?" Inuyasha asked back, pulled a ramen cup out of the cabinet and poured water in it.
"Are you having ramen for breastfest again?!?" Miroku asked.
"What does it look like?" Inuyasha asked. He boiled some water and poured it in the ramen, then set it on the table waiting three minutes until it was ready.
"Ramen is not suppose to be for breakfest." Miroku said.
"It's for breakfest, lunch, and dinner on my watch." Inuyasha said leaning on the wall waiting for the ramen to be ready.
"Not for a normal person's watch." Miroku said.
"AH, but I'm a hanyou, and that means I'm not normal." Inuyasha explained and Miroku was left speachless. "Good point huh?" Inuyasha asked and sat down begininng to eat his ramen.
"Uh...... um....." Miroku was speachless a while. They both finish eating and Inuyasha grabbed Miroku's wrist.
"Time to go." Inuyasha said and pulled Miroku to the car as he ran. Inuyasha threw Miroku into the passenger seat, jumped into the driver seat and speeded off.
"WHOA!! WHAT'S WITH THE HURRY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Miroku asked loudly. Inuyasha swerved around a corner of the street continued to rush.
"Shut up, I'm trying to drive!" Inuyasha yelled. Miroku held onto his seat scared to death.
"INUYASHA THIS IS NOT A RACE!!" Miroku yelled holding thighter onto the seat.
"THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THEN A RACE!!!!" Inuyasha yelled back and swerved around another corner.
"AND HOW IS A NEW CAR MORE IMPORTANT!?!?!?!?!?!" Miroku asked. Inuyasha qiuckly swerved around another corner and nearly hit Koga that was on a bike but Koga jumped away and Inuyasha hit the bike only. The bike scraped against the concrete street making sparks fly around.
"WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING MUTT!!!!!" Koga yelled catching his breath.
"INUYASHA YOU NEARLY KILLED KOGA!!!" Miroku yelled at Inuyasha.
"I KNOW, DAMN IT I MISSED!!!" Inuyasha yelled in fustration. After a while of driving at great speeds they made it to the shop and Inuyasha stomped on the brakes when he entered the garage. "WE'RE HERE!!!" Inuyasha yelled after stepping out of the car.
"Good timing, I was just getting bored." Kagome said standing up from the chair she was sitting in at the corner of the room.
"Good morning Kagome." Inuyasha said and closed the car door.
"Good morning to you too Inuyasha, nice choice of clothes." Kagome said smiling sweetly at Inuyasha. Miroku got out of the car only half recovered from the speed fest and waved at Sango who was close to the back door.
"Why are you here so early?" Sango asked.
"They're not early, they're just in time!" Kagome yelled excitedly.
"They are?" Sango asked.
"Yes they are." Kagome said and elbowed Sango.
"Ohhh ok." Sango opened a big metal drawer that was full of tools.
"Now Inuyasha we will soon begin working on your custom car." Kagome said cheerfully.
"Ok Kagome, how long will it take to start working on the car?" Inuyasha asked.
"Well first we got to prepare the tools so that'll take about 5 minutes, but then we have to take your car apart which that'll take like an hour or two." Kagome answered cheerfully.
"TAKE APART!?!?!?!" Miroku asked wide eyed.
"Yes, take apart." Kagome repeated. Sango pulled out a chainsaw from the drawer behind Kagome and was starting it.
"WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD UP!!!" Miroku yelled and snacthed the chainsaw away from Sango.
"What do you mean take apart?" Miroku asked seriously.
"You know, take apart, as in peice by peice." Sango said.
"But if you take it apart then how will Inuyasha and I return home?" Miroku asked.
"There's a new invention, it's called the bus." Sango said.
"Damn your hott when you act like that." Miroku said lustfully and groped Sango's butt.
"DAMN YOU PERVERT!!!" Sango yelled and smacked Miroku with a face that had 10 different shades of red.
"They're made for each other, I know it." Kagome whispered to Inuyasha.
"You think so? I don't." Inuyasha whispered back.
"Oh your so dense if you can't see the love connection here." Kagome said rolling her eyes.
"I might be dense or I might be right." Inuyasha scowled at Kagome.
"What are you saying?" Kagome said smirking at Inuyasha.
"$10 dollors says that those two never get together." Inuyasha said smirking back.
"Oh so your a gambler huh?" Kagome asked.
"No, I'm just a good guesser." Inuyasha smirked.
"We'll see about that, your on mister." Kagome said and punched Inuyasha's arm.
"Hey not too hard." Inuyasha joked and punched her arm back.
"I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT YOU'LL FIND A WAY TO GET HOME!!!" Sango yelled at Miroku.
"I'll drive you two." Kagome offered and both Miroku and Sango grew silent.
"Really?" Miroku asked.
"Yeah." Kagome answered simply.
"Oh.... ok." Miroku replied.
"NOW LETS TAKE THIS PEICE OF SHIT APART!!!!" Sango yelled and stabbed the chainsaw into the car door on the passengers side.
Wow.... that's violent. PLEASE REVIEW!!!