Hey Everyone, I'm back from painting my room, fix my rooms, buying new clothes, and surviving TOTAL CHAOS! Enjoy my new chapter!
On the roof of the garage wrapped in blankets slowly and dozily Inuyasha opened his eyes to see Kagome curled up on top of him and he was helpless to move. When Inuyasha tried to gently push Kagome off of him Kagome curled up more to Inuyasha and he sighed.
"Please don't go yet Mommy, I had a bad dream." Kagome mumbled and Inuyasha tried his best to hold in the intense laughter that was going to explode. Kagome heard small giggle that came from Inuyasha and she opened her eyes in shock, "OH SHIT!" Kagome yelled and backed off away from Inuyasha.
"Well... good morning to you too." Inuyasha said sarcastically while popping his ears.
"When did we? Did we?" Kagome then looked down at her body to make sure that she was dressed and she was.
"We didn't sleep together and I didn't rape you, we feel asleep last night while looking at the stars." Inuyasha explained and Kagome then remembered the night before.
"Oh yeah that's right. You told me your story about your former bike group and then I was falling asleep because long stories make me sleep and then I passed out." Kagome remembered out loud.
"Yup that's right, you just fell asleep right on me." Inuyasha said and stood up. Kagome stood up too and picked up a paper that was under a small rock close to the blankets.
"Don't worry Kagome, I told your family that you were sleeping over at my house so that you wouldn't get in trouble for sleeping with a man. If you slept until 8:00 a.m. then Miroku and I are down stairs working on the car but if you slept until 12:00 p.m. then Miroku and I are out at the movies -- Sango." Kagome read the entire letter out loud except for the last part, ' have fun with Inuyasha'
"It's 11:39 now so they should be downstairs." Inuyasha said checking his watch and then went downstairs.
"Good because I want to kill a certain 'friend' of mine." Kagome mumbled under her breath with firry eyes of fury. When Inuyasha got downstairs Miroku and Sango both squirt him with huge water guns that were so big that they hanged from a rope on your shoulder.
"AW HEY STOP THAT!" Inuyasha yelled and shielded himself with his arms blocking the water from his face.
"Hahaha gotcha!" Miroku said and then Sango and Miroku both at the same time ran out of water and exchanged fearful glances at each other.
"NOW IT'S MY TURN! IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!" Inuyasha yelled attack the water guns that Miroku and Sango had. Miroku then pull a water balloon from a loose pocket on his shirt and threw it at Inuyasha but he dodged it."HA YOU MISSED!" Inuyasha said and the balloon flew to the stairs and it hit Kagome right on the chest. Kagome shrieked in shock and then glared evilly at the three.
"Who threw that?" Kagome asked coldly enough that both Sango and Inuyasha jolted their fingers at Miroku at the same time and he yelped in fear. Kagome glared flaming eyes at Miroku, "Hey Miroku. Come over here." Kagome said coldly and Inuyasha pushed Miroku to Kagome who was shivering in fear. "Kagome wrapped her arm around Miroku friendly like, "Do you know what happen to people who piss me off?" Kagome asked Miroku and Miroku suddenly got a flash back of when Kagome punched Inuyasha on the nose when he called her baby.
"Um..um... yes..." Miroku stuttered.
"Yes what?" Kagome asked coldly.
"Yes ma'am!" Miroku focused on trying to cool Kagome down.
"Good boy now here's your reward for pissing me off." Kagome said and then used her hand to crush the back of his neck and slammed him to the ground.
"YEOW that one hurt him!" Inuyasha yelled just like he was watching wrestling.
"She's not done yet." Sango said and Kagome kicked Miroku in the 'danger zone' and Miroku moaned in what looked like it'd be 'eternal pain'
"Now I feel much better." Kagome said standing up straight and then Inuyasha's gazed dropped from Kagome's face to her chest.
"Umm... Kagome?" Inuyasha stuttered pointing to Kagome's chest.
"You have a black bra on under that white shirt." Sango said and turned Kagome around so that she was facing the door to one of the back rooms.
"OH MY GOD I AM!" Kagome then ran into the backroom. Inuyasha took off his shirt and tossed it into the room just before Kagome slammed the door.
"Wow she has a perfect rack..." Inuyasha said to himself with drool on the corner of his lips. Sango then slapped Inuyasha and he snapped out of the dazed.
"You didn't see anything, GOT THAT?" Sango said and Inuyasha nodded. Later on Kagome came back out of the backroom wearing Inuyasha's shirt. Kagome walked up to Inuyasha with a small sweat smile.
"Thank you Inuyasha, that was really sweat of you taking your shirt off for my sake." Kagome said placing her hand on his shoulder. Inuyasha's cheeks turned light pink when he realized that the love of his life was wearing his loose shirt with her hand on his bear shoulder.
"It's alright, consider it an apology for calling you 'ya know what.'" Inuyasha said and Kagome kissed his cheek.
"Thanks. Now I'm going out to get you a shirt, you'll never find any men clothing here. For now you can wear one of these so that you don't get cold." Kagome said pulling two women shirts out of a drawer. One shirt was a regular tee shirt that was pink with purple flowers and the other was a red tight short sleeve shirt with a crown on it behind white letters that said 'princess'. When the pink shirt got close to Inuyasha he sliced it in the air with his claws.
"You'll never get me to wear pink!" Inuyasha said and the red shirt feel on his head.
"Then that means you're stuck with that, I'll see ya soon." Kagome said grabbing her purse and then went outside, then the sound of a car speeding off echoed though out the garage.
"I hate my life..." Inuyasha said and put on the shirt.
About one hour and a half later "I'M BACK!" Kagome yelled walking into the garage with a plastic bag hanging from her arm. Inuyasha ran up to Kagome goofy like because of how the shirt was crushing him and he tried to snatch the bag, "WAIT WAIT ONE THING FIRST!" Kagome yelled and Inuyasha froze. Kagome then swiftly pulled a Polaroid camera and took pictures of Inuyasha as he snatched the bag away and ran into the back room locking it behind him, "I GOT IT! I GOT IT!" Kagome yelled and Sango and Miroku came up from under the car that would be Inuyasha's.
"Got what?" Miroku asked and Kagome handed them the pictures but they weren't fully developed yet.
"Pictures of Inuyasha, in cross dresser mode." Kagome said and the all laughed then they gave the pictures back to Kagome. Inuyasha then came back out from the back room wearing a really geeky green shirt that says in white letters 'My IQ is so big it's the size of Texas'. Inuyasha was glaring straight at Kagome who smiled innocently, "I got it from the dollar store." Kagome said and Inuyasha walked up to Kagome.
"What are those pictures of in your hand?" Inuyasha asked glaring at the photos.
"Well lets find out." Kagome said and began shaking the pictures along with her hips and Inuyasha watched her hips swing. Sango pushed Miroku away from Kagome to avoid him touching Kagome's rear end and Kagome continued to dance moving closer to Inuyasha. Inuyasha continued to watch Kagome dance until she started rubbing the back of her body all over Inuyasha's front and he was frozen trying to focus on staying calm which really didn't work at all and then Kagome dashed to the door outside and Inuyasha was left helpless.
"HEY!" Inuyasha yelled and chased after Kagome, "GET BACK HERE!" Inuyasha yelled but Kagome just kept running until she lost him and hid behind a bush and giggled at what see saw from the pictures.
"I can't wait to get back home and put this on my website!" Kagome said to herself and Inuyasha tackled on top of Kagome, "You'll never get these pictures from me!" Kagome yelled and stuffed the photos down Inuyasha's shirt that she was wearing between her 'apples.
"Damn you!" Inuyasha yelled back. Inuyasha desperately picked Kagome upside down and shook her up and down trying to get the photos out of his shirt but all that happened was that Inuyasha's shirt was so loose on Kagome that it flipped over reveling Kagome's chest and he saw the photos under Kagome's bra. Inuyasha blushed madly and dropped her on the ground.
"Ow hey that hurt!" Kagome said and fixed the shirt, "Your not going to get these photos no matter what." Kagome said stuffing the photos deeper into her bra. Both Inuyasha and Kagome went back inside and they all went back to working on the car with Inuyasha trying to think up many attempts to take the photos and burn them.
"Hey Kagome... listen, I'll pay you anything for you to give back those pictures." Inuyasha said and Kagome nodded no while trying to pull one piece on the engine out but it was stuck, "Please Kagome, I'll buy stuff for you"
"Pull this out!" Kagome ordered pointing at the engine piece and Inuyasha did as told with ease, "Thank you." Kagome said and threw the engine into the trashcan.
"Kagome I can't afford to have those pictures online, it'll tear apart my positive image." Inuyasha said but Kagome ignored him and Inuyasha grabbed her by her wrist. Inuyasha then pulled Kagome lightly to the back room, "We'll be right back guys." Inuyasha said before closing the door behind him.
"Hey! What the hell are you doing?" Kagome asked and glared at Inuyasha.
"Kagome..." Inuyasha said and she tensed up. Inuyasha then formed his hands into a ball as if praying and dropped onto his knees, "Oh Kagome please please please give me the photos so that I can tear them apart please?" Inuyasha begged and Kagome burst out laughing.
"OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT!" Kagome yelled and continued to laugh.
"NOW GIVE IT TO ME!" Inuyasha said leaping at Kagome.
"NO WAY, YOU'D HAVE TO TAKE ALL OF MY CLOTHES RIGHT OFF OF ME TO GET THEM!" Kagome yelled and ran as far away from Inuyasha as she could. Both Miroku and Sango could hear it and they exchanged glances at each other.
"GIVE 'EM TO ME NOW!" Inuyasha yelled chasing after Kagome.
"NO WAY!" Kagome yelled giggling and Inuyasha ran faster to catch her.
"TAKE OFF YOU CLOTHES AND GIVE 'EM TO ME NOW!" Inuyasha yelled and Sango then banged on the door to the room and both Inuyasha and Kagome froze.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THERE?" Sango asked loudly trying to open to locked door. Inuyasha then opened the door and Sango saw that both of them were clothed, "What the hell were you about to do to her?" Sango yelled at Inuyasha.
"Who me?" Inuyasha asked and looked behind him to see if anyone was there and no one was.
"Yeah you!" Sango said and pushed Inuyasha back with one finger, "How dare you try to take advantage of my friend!" Sango yelled and Inuyasha backed off.
"I wasn't doing anything!" Inuyasha yelled in defense.
"Oh yeah right, I heard you demanding Kagome to take off her clothes and she was refusing!" Sango said and Inuyasha and Kagome froze.
"Um... actually he was trying to get these." Kagome said and pulled the pictures out of her bra to show Sango. At the instant Sango saw the pictures Inuyasha lightly stabbed one nail into his shoulder and shot one bloody dagger right at the photos.
"Blades Of Blood!" Inuyasha yelled as the blood dagger shot though all of the photos at once and literally scratched the itch on Miroku's shoulder.(The dagger just barley touched Miroku's arm)
"Awww damn it!" Kagome whined looking at the pictures.
"Yes!" Inuyasha yelled happily, but the smile disappeared when Kagome spoke.
"Oh well, I already scanned them anyways."
LOL! I just thought this up! Please review!