Kids might not be as innocent as they look
Disclaimer: It's obvious that Yami no Matsuei does not belong to me.
Rating: PG-13 or T for mild cursing
Genre: Humor/Parody/Drama
Pairing: Implied Tsuzuki and Hisoka
Warning or notes: AU, OOC-ness, implied shonen-ai, grammar or other errors, mild cursing, pointless fiction that has no particular plot, joke fiction, ranged about 800 words.
This is not related to the first chapter/part. Just another silly joke, but this time it is not based on anything and original. Please review!
: Ready…Go :
2) Kurosaki Hisoka
"Congratulations, Hisoka!" Wakaba exclaimed suddenly at the moment she entered the class and hugged the poor adorable boy. A small question mark was on Hisoka's head.
"Yeah, congrats!" Another one, whose name was Hijiri also gave him a big hug. This time a big question mark appeared.
Hisoka was confused. 'What is all this about?' he mentally asked. Since the moment he woke up, everyone he met was congratulating him about something he did not know of!
"Congrats once again, Hisoka!" here came our innocent little Tsuzuki. This time, Hisoka grabbed him and asked him in a low voice.
"What is it that you all congratulating about?"
The amethyst-eyed boy only chuckled. "Come on, I will bring you there and see." Then, he pulled Hisoka's smaller hands with his and went out of the class. The others were simply grinning happily. "Okay, see this!" Tsuzuki gently pushed the smaller boy to look at a board. A sign was on Tsuzuki's head. 'Remember he is innocent…'
'The first place goes to Kurosaki Hisoka' was written on the board. "HUH! What is that?" Hisoka asked, purely puzzled. Their exam date was still far away. And surely he did not participate in any contest. Then, what was all this first place about!
Suddenly from nowhere, the whole class was surrounding him. Hisoka nearly out of breathe with such crowd. "Let go of me and tell me what is all this!" he yelled furiously. Immediately all of the students backed away. Although he was looking innocent, cute and charming all the way, he could be pretty dangerous at times. The infamous arrow returned and shot his head, saying 'such attitudes are not suitable for such cute looks.'
"Hmm…so you get the first place, how interesting," a familiar voice came out in a sudden. All of them turned and saw Watari, as expected. He was also grinning. "Hisoka, congrats!"
"I do not know what is happening!" protested the emerald-eyed boy in a huff. Smokes were coming out from his ears.
Watari chuckled and went to the board. In a second, he tore off something; it appeared to be a piece of paper pasted on top of Hisoka's name. Slowly, he walked away, revealing the hidden message. 'Who will be the guinea pig for Watari-sensei's sex-changing experiment?'
Hisoka's eyes widened. "WHAT! WHY ME!" he yelled in both anger and shock. A huge sign dropped on his head, saying 'poor innocent boy…'
"Because you are the prettiest here," one of the boys replied, blushing slightly. Some of the girls shot them death glares that looked almost like 'so-we-cannot-win-over-a-boy!'
"Because you look like a girl?" A vein appeared on Hisoka's head.
"Because you have a girl's shape!" Another vein appeared.
"Because you have to be sacrificed for God's sake…" His fists were clutched.
"Erm…coz you are everyone's favorite? I guess so…" His body was trembling with anger.
"You take away my Tsuzuki!" A big vein popped out.
"Because I want you to dress in a gown." The anger bar was increasing in a fast pace.
"It is for Tsuzuki's sake!"
Hisoka glared at them. And the bar was 90 percent full. "WHAT IS THE RELATION WITH THAT IDIOT?" As soon as he said that, Tsuzuki was turned into his famous puppy form.
"Hisoka is so mean…"
At that time, Watari chose to 'join in' the mess. "I think it is due to nothing bad will happen even if you are changed into a girl, you do not have to worry because you look like a girl anyway and you do not have to change back into a boy and surely everyone will chase over you, especially Tsuzuki and...," before Watari could continue further, he was hit by something real hard.
"TO HELL WITH IT!" Finally, he reached the 'berserk' point and hit Watari hard. All of the students sweat dropped. Above them was a sign, written 'mental note: Do not piss Hisoka off or else ribs will be broken.'
"Kurosaki-kun! You are not allowed to curse and hit your sensei!" Tatsumi came to the rescue, though it was a bit late. As soon as he said that, he earned a very dangerous glare from the furious boy. It was then he saw the board and understood what was happening. "Ah…I see. Then I shall leave him to you," Tatsumi said, and walked away, leaving the half-conscious Watari on the floor.
"Wait, Tatsumi! You can't leave me here! Convince Hisoka for me! Don't you want to have the sex-changing potion since you are ga..."
Before Watari could say anything further, he was hit by both Tatsumi and Hisoka.
"WHO SAID I AM GAY AND WANT YOUR STUPID SEX-CHANGING POTION?" The infamous sign sighed, and said 'double troubles'.
"CONVINCE YOUR HEAD! I RATHER DIE THAN TO BE YOUR GUINEA PIG!" Meanwhile the arrow shot once again onto Hisoka's head and said 'they make a good team for killing off idiots'.
"Next time, remind me not to get any closer to them."
"Why?"
"Because they can murder…"
"And Hisoka is not as innocent as he looks."
: To be continued :