Okay. After suffering from writers block Dorothy Catalonia is back! Back to finish this story.
Here's another chapter of "The Red Button He Pushed."
Oh and I don't own Gundam Wing or the wonderful characters of the show. I do own this
computer in which I am using to type this though ^_^ joy! One more thing, sorry for being
so mean to Trieze… It just sounds so good right now to make him… read on.


The Pretty Drag Queen


"You turned out pretty…" Wufei mumbled
"Thank you Wufei. You look extraordinarily stunning yourself."
Wufei started to blush when Dorothy rushed over to Trieze and jumped up into his arms.
"TRIEZE SAMA!!!!!!"
"AH! Dorothy?" He dropped Dorothy looking stunned
"Ow... Yes Trieze Sama?" A smirk went across Dorothy's face.
"Well, Hello gundam pilots. Queen Relena… I need to talk to Zechs. Do you guys and girls know
were he is?"
"Yes Trieze Sama, SHE is in the control room with Quinze and everyone else.
"I bet Quinze turned out pretty." Wufei commented again.
"You're kidding right?" Dorothy gave him a disgusted look.

Trieze had become a very "interesting" female version of himself. A person's first impression
of him would probably be "Is
she a prostitute?" due to the high heels, short… extremely short skirt and the tube top he
was wearing. Plus all the disturbing
make-up he'd put on.

"Trieze sama? I have a question for you. Why do you look like a whore? I mean why do you have
so much make-up on and those clothes… Uh."

"Oh, well I used to… This is bit embarrassing but…"
Lady Une cut him off.
"My beloved Trieze used to be a drag queen and those were some things he wore."
"So that's why when we were little you'd try on my dresses…" Dorothy stopped talking and just
stared at Treize.
"Well, yes. I used to cross dress occasionally when I was a teen and I had all this stuff
lying around so I made it useful! Did I use to much make-up?"
"No Trieze… you look fine." Lady Une tried to hide her Smile.
"Hey! We should find Zechs now…" Duo started to run down the hall when some boy with blue
hair bumped into him."

"Duo? DUO! DUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I knew, just knew you'd be here trying to
save space from this gender-switching catastrophe so I came here to help you and I brought
Cather… Catherine? Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaatherine?
Where'd she go?" Asked the bright eyed, blue haired boy who Duo decided must be Hildi.

As expected a puffy-brown haired boy in Trowa's clown outfit ran up to Hildi.

"Hildi, you found them!" She noticed them giving her odd looks. "Oh, the clown outfit.
Let me explain what I know.
I was in the middle of an act in my normal Circus outfit and when that darn gender-switching
machine switched my gender I suddenly found my self in Trowa's stupid… I mean nice clown stuff!
Oh, Hello! My name's Catherine Bloom. Hi Trowa! My god Trowa! Your hair is all messy."
She walked over to him and out of nowhere took out a bow and stuck it in Trowa's bangs.
"There, now you truly look nice."

"Hi, my name is Relena and we are trying to…" "Yes I know, those four girls with Trowa are
the Gundam pilots and that whore is Trieze Khushrenada that damn Ozzie." Catherine gave
Trieze a mean look.

"She's nice." Dorothy muttered.

Lady Une glared back at Catherine. "Don't call His-Excellency-Trieze a whore you F*CK!NG
little…."
"Miss Une! Please, the language!" Relena tried to calm her down.
Catherine gave Lady Une a scared look and moved away from here towards Trowa.
"What's her problem?" Catherine whispered to Trowa.
Trowa gave an odd look at Catherine and then turned to the group.
"Everybody we really should be finding Zechs and that button."
"He's… I mean she's right. We need to get there A.S.A.P." Heero said staring at the floor.
"Why?" Duo asked. "I'm really starting to get used to this body. I just love these breast!"
Hildi smacked him as hard as she could and Duo's whole face turned red.
"Oops… hentai me ^_^"

That's when the most horrible thing happened. Something nobody wanted to see. It was Quinze.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHAT IS IT?"
Screamed Duo and Hildi.
"Oh, that's Quinze, Quinze as a woman. Disturbing huh?" Dorothy said.
"Oh, he turned out beautiful." Sally said sarcastically.
"Yes indeed… I am the most beautiful woman alive! And you better not be mocking me!
Dorothy, what do you mean by disturbing? AH? No? Dorothy, have you teamed up with the
Gundam Pilots? Damn you!" He took
out his gun and aimed it at Dorothy's head.

"Ah, idiot. I didn't "join" them. I just want to press that damn button do I CAN
BE A FEMALE AGAIN! I WANT TO PEE SITING DOWN! I WANT TO BE THE WOMAN IN A RELASONSHIP!
I WANT TO BE A MOMMY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Dorothy started to cry.

"How out of character. That's unusual. When she's a female she never cries and now
that she's a male she's a little baby. "Trieze said painting his nails. "Where did you
get that? UG!" Lady Une took the finger nail polish away from him and threw it at Quinze.
"RUN!!!!!!!!!!"

The whole group took off running for the Control Room.

The Control Room 12:00 a.m. Midnight.

"Zechs! We found you" Dorothy ran up to him. "I brought them!"
"Huh? What?"
"Oh my. Zechs, you're so… so… pretty!"
"Hi Noin." Zechs said in a sleepy tone not taking any notice of the gundam pilots, Trieze,
Sally, Hildi, Catherine or Lady Une. "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Zechs! You look like that pop
star Brittany Sweers!" Duo started laughing again uncontrollably.
"Heheh heh heh heHAHAHAHHAHa!" Lady Une couldn't help it and started to laugh with him.
"Oh, I'm sorry but Zechs,
you look like a Barbie."
"So, I just happen to like Barb… never mind. Lets press the button."
"YEAH!" Everybody yelled.

To be continued.