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A/N: Thank you for reviewing, Sulitari-Draugwen and Rockithegreat, Here is Sevvy just for your (and other people's too)entertainment! Chapter three coming soon!
Snape looked weird, coming on stage. He was normally in his robes all day. As a matter of fact, no student had seen Snape wear anything different for as long as he had been there, with the exception of Harry in his fourth year, When Snape had came out of his private rooms, wearing nothing but a grey dressing gown.
Now it was different, very different. Snape came on stage wearing sort of tight boot-cut black jeans, Black army boot tucked underneath the jeans and a black long-sleeved dress shirt with white buttons. His hair was carefully tied back into a loose "ponytail". (sounds weird saying anything like 'pony', 'puppy', or 'kitten' anywhere near discribing Snape, doesn't it?) He also had a guitar. This was black as well (well, duh Athame, we are talking about Snape after all), and it was a Fender Strat. He looked nervous, and was wearing his usual scowl. Then a HufflePuff boy said, loud enough for everyone to hear.
"Ha! Snape sing? This is going to be hilarious!" Sirius then spoke up.
"Forty points from Hufflepuff, Mister Dewing!" The boy shut up at that and many of the Hufflepuffs groaned and slapped him over the head. They were already in last place for the House Cup!
Snape walked to the center and began to play an awesome guitar riff. Hermione recognised it right away and as he began to sing, she sang along. The Slytherin crowd was pushing its way to the front, but when Millicent Bullstrode tried to push Hermione out of the way, Hermione elbowed her. Draco and Ginny followed suit as they were threatened by other Slytherin girls.
Hermione just carried on singing along. He was actually getting into this.
"She paints her nails, and she dont know
He's got her best friend on the phone,
She'll wash her hair, His dirty clothes
Are all he gives to her.
And he's got posters on the wall
Of all the girls he wished she was
And he means everything to her......."
He continued on, with his amazingly gorgious voice. Hermione sang along with him. He was absoluttely astonished that she would know it, but he didn't know why, She was muggle born after all. He continued singing.
"......He don't know anything about her
He's too stoned, nintendo
I wish that I could make her see
She's just the flavor of the week..
It's Friday night, She's all alone
He's a million miles away
She's dressed to kill, The TV's on
He's connected to the sound
And he's got pictures on the wall
Of all the girls he's loved before
And she knows all his favorite songs....."
Hermione couldn't believe that this evil potions master had such a wonderful voice. As a matter of fact, it was serenading her into a place where he was singing about her, and how much he wished that she would see that he wanted her and would treat her better than that other boyfriend of hers. She was snapped out of her reverie when the song ended. All the Slytherins were clapping and wooping, all the Gryffindors Ravenclaws,Hufflepuffs were just standing there. All Except one who was standing next to a ragged redhead and an absolutely adorable Slytherin. As Snape walked off the stage, Hermione dared something no one else could have possibly done for fear of instant death. She wolf-whistled at Snape. He turned quickly around to see who it was and just saw everyone laughing and talking. Oh well... he'd find out later. Then he stalked off stage.
As soon as Hermione had whistled at Snape, Ginny had turned to her and said very shocked like, "Hermione Dierdre Granger!" Malfoy had shot his head over too and was now doing a little number that went like this:
"Mioney and Snape, sitting in a tree.....k-i-s-s-i-n-g........" When he was about to start, 'first comes love' Ginny smacked him hard over the head and recieved a satisfying "OW" along with plenty of curse words. Then it was time for lunch.
Everyone filed into the Great Hall and to everyones disgust, there was only one big table in the middle of the hall. The house tables were gone. And so was the staff table. There were place tags where they were to be seated. Hermione was absolutely dumbfounded when she found that her seat was between a sort of cute seventh year Ravenclaw name Trystan Garrett and Snape. She sat down and waited to see where everyone else was seated. When everyone had sat down she saw a bit of a pattern. It went Gryffindor- Slytherin- Hufflepuff-Ravenclaw.
Harry was seated between Cho and Crabbe. Ginny was seated between Luna and Draco, Ron was seated between Padma Patil and Millicent Bullstrode. Neville had definately lucked out as he was seated next to Albus Dumbledore and a pretty Ravenclaw 5th year named Kora Starlick. Seamus was between A burly Ravenclaw boy and Goyle. Dean had gotten the worst luck of them all, as he sat between a Slytherin Girl and a Ravenclaw girl who were looking behind him, pointing at him and giggling every two seconds. Jhenna had gotton put between an adorable Slytherin boy named Shawn Gusee and a Ravenclaw guy who was absolutely gorgious. Parvati was in between a Slytherin Chick who wouldn't stop glaring at her and she was actually talking to the Ravenclaw girl about something (Parvati was talking, not the Slytherin chick). Lavender didn't seem to mind being seated between Trelawney and Pansy Parkinson.
When the food arrived everyone but Hermione and Snape dug in. She despised porkchops, lambchops and veel. By the look on Snape's face, he did too. When he noticed that she wasn't eating, simply drinkng pumpkin juice he decided to try to engage her in conversation.
"Are you not hungry, Miss Granger?" He asked, He was actually curious as to why she wasn't eating.
"I am hungry, but I'd rather starve than eat lambchops, porkchops or veel. It's disgusting how people can just shove it down their throats, knowing that they are eating innocent animals that are in essense only babies." To her surprise he nodded and it surprised her even more what he asked her next.
] "I agree, What do you say we go down to the kitchens and get something decent for lunch?" She nodded.
"I think that sounds like an excellent Idea Professor. Let's go!" with that, they pushed their chairs back and walked out of the Great Hall.
They had just tickled the pear and entered when Dobby approached Hermione and said "Friend of Harry Potter's is not welcomed here by the other House Elves, but Dobby tried to stand up for you, Miss, him and Winky both did, Miss. But to no avail, Dobby's afraid." Hermione let out a low growl and said,
"Fine! I just won't eat lunch! It's not a big deal!" and she began to leave when Snapes hand landed on her arm and pulled her back beside him.
"May I ask why she is not welcome here?" He spat at Dobby. Dobby cowered. Then he answered.
"Miss is not welcomed here because of S-P-E-W! The other Elves don't tru--" Hermione interupted him.
"I gave that up in my sixth year! I realized that they like it the way it was! You know what Dobby, I'll just leave. Thank you and thank Winky for me as well." She went to leave once again but Snapes hand still held her there.
"What on earth is 'Spew', Miss granger?" He asked, a little intrigued. Hermione got upset.
"It----was----not----'Spew'----it----was----'S--P--E--W--!" She almost yelled it! Even though it was over, she still hated when people called it that. "And it stood for Sociaty of.....I cant remember the 'p' part...... of Elvish Welfare. or something like that." He looked her up and down. She went to leave as his hand left her arm but a house elf stood in the way. It was a little one and it too wore a uniform with the Hogwarts crest on it. She spoke.
"Miss, Pwease do not go, I is not wishing you to, neither is mummy or daddy, pwease stay and eat some wunch." With that some of the other elves came out of hiding and were fixing up some food for her and Snape. They ate their fill. Snape eating an egg salad sandwich and a bowl of fruit salad, Hermione eating a regular salad and a strange looking macaroni salad she had made for herself.
"Miss Granger, what is that macaroni concoction you have there?" He asked, curiousity getting the better of him.
"Oh! This? It's um, a little something of my creation. It's macaroni with ranch salad dressing, cucumbers, cherry tomatos, black olives, and bacon bits. Want a taste?" He furrowed his brow and nodded uncertainly 'yes'. With a wave of her wand she conjured a bowl of it for him. He reluctantly tasted it with his fork and looked at her.
"Miss Granger." He said very seriously, she was worried. "I do believe I just tasted the most de" He stopped short of finishing his sentence to watch her squirm in her seat. He smirked. "My, my, we are afraid of my reaction, aren't we? I was just about to say how utterly delicious this was." Hermione sighed with releif.
They finished their food and headed fo the Auditorium. It was about quarter after when they reached it and sat down next to each other, but on other side of the isle.
Everyone else had settled down and they were about to begin. 'Oi' thought Hermione, 'This will be fun.... not!'
Albus jumped onstage to speak to them and the auditorium was silent.
TBC.....
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A/N: Thank you for reviewing, Sulitari-Draugwen and Rockithegreat, Here is Sevvy just for your (and other people's too)entertainment! Chapter three coming soon!
Snape looked weird, coming on stage. He was normally in his robes all day. As a matter of fact, no student had seen Snape wear anything different for as long as he had been there, with the exception of Harry in his fourth year, When Snape had came out of his private rooms, wearing nothing but a grey dressing gown.
Now it was different, very different. Snape came on stage wearing sort of tight boot-cut black jeans, Black army boot tucked underneath the jeans and a black long-sleeved dress shirt with white buttons. His hair was carefully tied back into a loose "ponytail". (sounds weird saying anything like 'pony', 'puppy', or 'kitten' anywhere near discribing Snape, doesn't it?) He also had a guitar. This was black as well (well, duh Athame, we are talking about Snape after all), and it was a Fender Strat. He looked nervous, and was wearing his usual scowl. Then a HufflePuff boy said, loud enough for everyone to hear.
"Ha! Snape sing? This is going to be hilarious!" Sirius then spoke up.
"Forty points from Hufflepuff, Mister Dewing!" The boy shut up at that and many of the Hufflepuffs groaned and slapped him over the head. They were already in last place for the House Cup!
Snape walked to the center and began to play an awesome guitar riff. Hermione recognised it right away and as he began to sing, she sang along. The Slytherin crowd was pushing its way to the front, but when Millicent Bullstrode tried to push Hermione out of the way, Hermione elbowed her. Draco and Ginny followed suit as they were threatened by other Slytherin girls.
Hermione just carried on singing along. He was actually getting into this.
"She paints her nails, and she dont know
He's got her best friend on the phone,
She'll wash her hair, His dirty clothes
Are all he gives to her.
And he's got posters on the wall
Of all the girls he wished she was
And he means everything to her......."
He continued on, with his amazingly gorgious voice. Hermione sang along with him. He was absoluttely astonished that she would know it, but he didn't know why, She was muggle born after all. He continued singing.
"......He don't know anything about her
He's too stoned, nintendo
I wish that I could make her see
She's just the flavor of the week..
It's Friday night, She's all alone
He's a million miles away
She's dressed to kill, The TV's on
He's connected to the sound
And he's got pictures on the wall
Of all the girls he's loved before
And she knows all his favorite songs....."
Hermione couldn't believe that this evil potions master had such a wonderful voice. As a matter of fact, it was serenading her into a place where he was singing about her, and how much he wished that she would see that he wanted her and would treat her better than that other boyfriend of hers. She was snapped out of her reverie when the song ended. All the Slytherins were clapping and wooping, all the Gryffindors Ravenclaws,Hufflepuffs were just standing there. All Except one who was standing next to a ragged redhead and an absolutely adorable Slytherin. As Snape walked off the stage, Hermione dared something no one else could have possibly done for fear of instant death. She wolf-whistled at Snape. He turned quickly around to see who it was and just saw everyone laughing and talking. Oh well... he'd find out later. Then he stalked off stage.
As soon as Hermione had whistled at Snape, Ginny had turned to her and said very shocked like, "Hermione Dierdre Granger!" Malfoy had shot his head over too and was now doing a little number that went like this:
"Mioney and Snape, sitting in a tree.....k-i-s-s-i-n-g........" When he was about to start, 'first comes love' Ginny smacked him hard over the head and recieved a satisfying "OW" along with plenty of curse words. Then it was time for lunch.
Everyone filed into the Great Hall and to everyones disgust, there was only one big table in the middle of the hall. The house tables were gone. And so was the staff table. There were place tags where they were to be seated. Hermione was absolutely dumbfounded when she found that her seat was between a sort of cute seventh year Ravenclaw name Trystan Garrett and Snape. She sat down and waited to see where everyone else was seated. When everyone had sat down she saw a bit of a pattern. It went Gryffindor- Slytherin- Hufflepuff-Ravenclaw.
Harry was seated between Cho and Crabbe. Ginny was seated between Luna and Draco, Ron was seated between Padma Patil and Millicent Bullstrode. Neville had definately lucked out as he was seated next to Albus Dumbledore and a pretty Ravenclaw 5th year named Kora Starlick. Seamus was between A burly Ravenclaw boy and Goyle. Dean had gotten the worst luck of them all, as he sat between a Slytherin Girl and a Ravenclaw girl who were looking behind him, pointing at him and giggling every two seconds. Jhenna had gotton put between an adorable Slytherin boy named Shawn Gusee and a Ravenclaw guy who was absolutely gorgious. Parvati was in between a Slytherin Chick who wouldn't stop glaring at her and she was actually talking to the Ravenclaw girl about something (Parvati was talking, not the Slytherin chick). Lavender didn't seem to mind being seated between Trelawney and Pansy Parkinson.
When the food arrived everyone but Hermione and Snape dug in. She despised porkchops, lambchops and veel. By the look on Snape's face, he did too. When he noticed that she wasn't eating, simply drinkng pumpkin juice he decided to try to engage her in conversation.
"Are you not hungry, Miss Granger?" He asked, He was actually curious as to why she wasn't eating.
"I am hungry, but I'd rather starve than eat lambchops, porkchops or veel. It's disgusting how people can just shove it down their throats, knowing that they are eating innocent animals that are in essense only babies." To her surprise he nodded and it surprised her even more what he asked her next.
] "I agree, What do you say we go down to the kitchens and get something decent for lunch?" She nodded.
"I think that sounds like an excellent Idea Professor. Let's go!" with that, they pushed their chairs back and walked out of the Great Hall.
They had just tickled the pear and entered when Dobby approached Hermione and said "Friend of Harry Potter's is not welcomed here by the other House Elves, but Dobby tried to stand up for you, Miss, him and Winky both did, Miss. But to no avail, Dobby's afraid." Hermione let out a low growl and said,
"Fine! I just won't eat lunch! It's not a big deal!" and she began to leave when Snapes hand landed on her arm and pulled her back beside him.
"May I ask why she is not welcome here?" He spat at Dobby. Dobby cowered. Then he answered.
"Miss is not welcomed here because of S-P-E-W! The other Elves don't tru--" Hermione interupted him.
"I gave that up in my sixth year! I realized that they like it the way it was! You know what Dobby, I'll just leave. Thank you and thank Winky for me as well." She went to leave once again but Snapes hand still held her there.
"What on earth is 'Spew', Miss granger?" He asked, a little intrigued. Hermione got upset.
"It----was----not----'Spew'----it----was----'S--P--E--W--!" She almost yelled it! Even though it was over, she still hated when people called it that. "And it stood for Sociaty of.....I cant remember the 'p' part...... of Elvish Welfare. or something like that." He looked her up and down. She went to leave as his hand left her arm but a house elf stood in the way. It was a little one and it too wore a uniform with the Hogwarts crest on it. She spoke.
"Miss, Pwease do not go, I is not wishing you to, neither is mummy or daddy, pwease stay and eat some wunch." With that some of the other elves came out of hiding and were fixing up some food for her and Snape. They ate their fill. Snape eating an egg salad sandwich and a bowl of fruit salad, Hermione eating a regular salad and a strange looking macaroni salad she had made for herself.
"Miss Granger, what is that macaroni concoction you have there?" He asked, curiousity getting the better of him.
"Oh! This? It's um, a little something of my creation. It's macaroni with ranch salad dressing, cucumbers, cherry tomatos, black olives, and bacon bits. Want a taste?" He furrowed his brow and nodded uncertainly 'yes'. With a wave of her wand she conjured a bowl of it for him. He reluctantly tasted it with his fork and looked at her.
"Miss Granger." He said very seriously, she was worried. "I do believe I just tasted the most de" He stopped short of finishing his sentence to watch her squirm in her seat. He smirked. "My, my, we are afraid of my reaction, aren't we? I was just about to say how utterly delicious this was." Hermione sighed with releif.
They finished their food and headed fo the Auditorium. It was about quarter after when they reached it and sat down next to each other, but on other side of the isle.
Everyone else had settled down and they were about to begin. 'Oi' thought Hermione, 'This will be fun.... not!'
Albus jumped onstage to speak to them and the auditorium was silent.
TBC.....
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