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Therapy isn't for everyone!-Session 2 : Miroku's commitment
After one really weird long day of work, doctor Li decides to ahead home for a long relaxing bath. She headed down the normal route she took to get home without much stress.
"Man, what a weird day! I'm in shock! I can't believe people like that really do exist! A man with a third eye, a woman dating her brother. Ugh...I really have to quit my job!"
To calm the doctor's senses, she decided to put the radio on as she drove home. As she sang and laughed to the songs she enjoyed and loved, her cell phone began to ring and ring. She picked up the phone gently to look at the caller's id.
"Mandy? Great, what does she want now? As if I didn't have enough of a weird day." Quickly, she flipped her phone up and pressed the "talk"button. "Look Mandy, I'll get back to you later. I'm driving down the street and I can't talk, see ya later." Before Mandy could get a word in, the phone was shut off.
The doctor arrived at her house moments later with a sigh of relief. " Mushi? Mushi?" The doctor glanced around her house looking her faithful Beagle. The tiny dog came running up to the doctor with much amour. As soon as the doctor settled down, her home phone rang this time with Mandy on the other end. Li picked up the phone and began to yawn.
"Yessssss , what now Mandy?" Inuyasha, Kenshin, and the others could be heard babbling in the back ground.
"Doctor! Great news for you! About that case with the people you just met with..well I heard that - " The doctor cut her words short.
" What Mandy? What could be so important that would want to make me come back!"
The poor secretary sighed with a tired moan to her voice. " The government had sent a letter to you about two days ago. It says... " The nation federation of the treasury and uncommon illnesses has decided to award Dr. Li with the ' Ti-schen' approval for uncommon practice due to her health related experiences of the uncommon classification. Monetary compensation shall be doubled if the party and it's members wish to continue with this process!"
"In other words, the government is willing to pay me a big check to cover up the mistake they couldn't do themself." The doctor smiled to herself and laughed while playing with her fingers on the couch. "So, how much are they talking for? A hundred more a year? No wait a Thousand!" She laughed on the couch as tears poured from her eyes.
" Wow, even better! But only if you decide to take on every case like the one we saw today."
"Ok shoot, I'll do it !"
" Twenty-million a year"
"Twenty-million! Are you kidding , girl ! Do you know who much dollars that is!"
" Uh...twenty-million dollars?".
"Exactly! You fax them right now stating that I'd be more then happy to do it !"
"But doctor! You may encounter a - "
"Just do it ! " She hung up the phone on the poor Mandy as she jumped around the room. " Twenty-million to fix a bunch of crack heads! Oohh ! I'm gunna be so rich !" Though the deal was very tempting, she didn't know that the cases would be almost impossible to fix with this crew. Poor Mandy and Li would really be working for their money this time around.
The next morning , the doctor woke up feeling much better then usual. The fact that being paid 20,000,000 was a huge thrill for her. She jumped into her car and raced over to work without much delay. "Bring it on you little ass holes! I bet the stupid government pays people to say they have three eyes and they fall in love with dead chicks!" She didn't care that she was spending, twenty-million dollars could pay for a few tickets.
"Please sign right here, sir. The doctor gets in at 8 am so your fairly early."
Kenshin quivered as he took the pen in his right hand. He began to sign on the clip Mandy gave him. Many thoughts surrounded and clouded his judgment.
" Mr. Himura , are you ok? Your hand is shaking and you seem a bit tense. I also noticed your wife wasn't here."
He handed the clip board back to Mandy with a sad face on and a sigh " Sadly, my wife died."
"Uh...I saw your wife yesterday , sir."
"No! I mean sick. Tehehe, she got sick last night!" He began to chuckle like a mad school cheerleader on crack.
"Last night? Umm.." Mandy arched a brow as she took the board from him.
" No! Not like that! We never can do that. I mean we choose not too, that doesn't mean that I'm bad at it. Wait..that's not what I mean!...Argh!"
" Sir, are you ok?"
"Yes! I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be!"
" For one thing, your chuckling like a mad school cheerleader on crack! Besides, I shouldn't keep you from session. It's room number 225. Today you'll be with Mr. Miroku ,Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru." He nodded lightly then proceeded down the hallway.
" Ok you guys, our session starts once Mr.Himura gets here.". Poor Kenshin walks through the door looking a little lost.
"Ah...Mr.Himura, nice to see you woke up this morning."
" Wait! Miss. Mandy said that you weren't here..but..but!"
"Please, sit down. We only have so much time today," He sat down next to Sesshomaru looking at him as he clenched on to the hilt of his sword. They both eyed each other, matching move by move trying to not drop their guard down.
" Ok people! Miroku you will go first , seeing that you're the closest to me. 'I'm not sure if that's a good thing but I'm getting paid twenty-million dollars for it!' .She muttered.
"Ahem...well I don't really have a problem! C'mon, I'm a great looking guy and all the girls fight over me."
"Who are you kidding ! You can barely get Sango to stay in the same bed with you. In fact, me and Kagome pleaded for her to stay with you last night . Miroku, you are so on thin ice with her and every girl in the world. There are only two types of girls in this world for you. The ones who hate you and the ones you haven't met yet." Inuyasha growled at him.
" Um..Miroku. Let's tackle this problem head to head. You obviously like women..right?"
"Yes, of course! "
"Well, Miroku there was that one time when.."
"Shut up, Inu-baka !"
" Uh..Inuyasha, please no talking. Miroku, go on.."
" Where was I...oh yeah ! Ok, so my woman skills have been a little rusty lately, but I'm still an attractive guy. I mean, who can refuse this !"
Li rases her hand as the other men, but Sesshomaru, laughed. "I'm sorry about that."
He looked around at the others laugh and giggle at Miroku's many lady problems. Sesshomaru had had enough of this. He wasn't even sure why someone would want to come to a place like this. "This is stupid ! You foolish humans!" Inuyasha gave a nasty glare towards his direction. "And..half humans, sorry. There is no point in this study ! I have no purpose here!"
"You have no purpose anywhere, Sesshomaru." Inuyasha snarled.
"You must love the taste of death upon your soul, Inuyasha"
"Living with Kagome for a while does that to you."
"Enough!" Sesshomaru went running towards Inuyasha at full speed. "I'm tired of your sharp tongue!"
"Bring it ! I'll take you down here !"
Once again, Li become frighten at the fact that they could destroy the whole building with one blow. " What to do, what to do! Ah..! Right!" She pulled out a tape marked " The sit song" on the front of it. In a fast like motion, she jammed the tape into the player and pressed play. Suddenly , Kagome's voice came on screaming the word "SIT". Inuyasha face planted into the ground and was knocked out for sometime, as usual. Poor Sesshoumaru couldn't control his velocity and ended up tripping over Inuyasha's body. With such force, he went hurling into the wall behind them. Li jumped up and smiled."Now that's what I call team work ! Brothers can work together to get the job done." Inuyasha's eyes turned white and Sesshoumaru's feet hung out the wall. "Ahem,..please continue Miroku."
" Ok, ok! I need woman help! Please doctor help me !"
"Good, the first step to recovery is acceptance. Here's a great plan, the only way to cure this is to do some hands on work." She handed a brown bag to Kenshin and smiled. "Be a dear and put this on for me Kenshin."
He shuffled through the bag and blinked all wide eyed. " Doctor, I can't do - "
" Just do it ..now !"
" Or-ok !" He ran with a fast like motion towards the bathroom.
" Umm..what's going on?" Miroku become scared.
"No worries, just a little test."
"Uh...ok, I'll stay cool then."
Kenshin walked out of the bathroom wearing a long dress and a pair of 4' heels. The dress was pretty clingy against his body, showing all his curves and features. He was hair let down as it curled around his back and waist. The purple pits in his eyes became lighter and soft. He spoke out in a soft feminine-ish voice , calling out to the doctor for her help. "Li, I don't know how to adjust this."
Miroku's woman senses were tingling now. A beautiful woman walked before his eyes. He's never seen such beauty in his life. As Miroku stood up in a daze approaching the woman little by little as she talked to Li.
"Kenshin! You look like 'Arial' off of 'The little mermaid' . Wow, you make a nice woman!" She chuckled out loud as she watched Miroku approach him. Oddly enough, he didn't realize that Kenshin was this mysterious woman he set eyes upon. He bent down on one knee and kissed her..err..I mean his! hand.
"M'lady, you are more precious then the jewel of four souls. More beautiful then anyone else in the world."
"WHAT! Oro! Do you know who your talking too!" He started to shake his hand away from Miroku's lips as his voice quivered.
" Please tell me the name of the woman who has stolen my heart and taken away my breath."
" Look! This is..." Li began to shake her head around at Kenshin , in a no like motion. He whispered over to her "Why not! Li ! "
"Look at what he's doing ! He treating a woman right for once ! Just go along with Kenshin, please!"
He rolled his eyes then sighed. "My name is Oblivia..'short of oblivious' ." He muttered.
Miroku then stood up and wrapped his arms around Kenshin's waist " Ah..your so tiny and frail."
"Wow, thanks, I think?"
Slowly, his hands moved down until they grabbed his butt. "Ohh..so soft and sweet you are. Mmmm.."
Kenshin jumped at the touch then pushed him back "Hey now !"
Li smiled as she prodded at Sesshoumaru's legs with her black ink pen " Wait Miroku, you gotta be easy with woman and sensitive as well. Try holding her hand and pouring her a drink? Perhaps?"
"M'lady, please have a drink !"
"Well, alright, but nothing funny!" Kenshin brushed a strand of hair from his eyes.
He handed her the drink then smiled as he watched her drink it down. Kenshin wiped the reminding juice from his lips then sat back down.
'Jeeze, he's more feminine than me !' Li murmured
" You know, your very dainty with your hands and legs. Perhaps they would be more of a use around me?"
"Miroku! You can't say thinks like that. Be sweet and soothly about it. Not so blunt and to the point. If you want to get in her pants, sweep her off her feet."
Miroku sat next to Kenshin then took one of her hands hin his own. " Your eyes are so pretty. Please excuse my manners. I'm trying really hard."
"It's ok, I understand how it could be for you."
"How could someone create such an understanding creature?"
"Well, when two people really like each other, this sorta rubbing action..- "
"Kenshin, no! " Li screamed out. "That's quite enough.."
" Kiss me, for I am man and you are woman !" Miroku dove into Kenshin's lips smoothing his tongue around his teeth . Kenshin jumped up and pushed him back quickly.
"Ewwwwwwww! Li, you never said this would happen ! You dizzy fool, I'm Kenshin !"
Miroku looked at Li to get a different reaction from the event. "Nope, sorry Miroku, that's Kenshin alright. But look! You did so well with him. You can be a sweet man !"
Miroku become furious as he looked at Kenshin's beauty. Some women couldn't compare to his work of art. "You mean to tell me I grabbed a man's ass?"
"And liked it, I might add!" Kenshin yelled out as he touched his girlish figures.
Miroku couldn't take anymore, he jumped on top of Kenshin in a split second pinning him down.
"What are you trying to do with him?"
"Look, he's so damn good looking, and I'm horney! My body doesn't know the difference. Just close your eyes, and I'll close mine."
"No...That's so wrong! Your violating Kenshin!"
"I don't care , he rubbed me the right way!"
"Li, help me ! You did this!" Kenshin laid across the floor in pain.
"Shut up, It won't hurt that much, if you stop moving !"
Once again, Li was faced with an difficult situation. "Great, sit doesn't work on him, walls neither. What else?" She looked down at the beads on his hand as Kenshin rolled around on him. "Kenshin! Aim for the beads!"
Without hesitation, Kenshin yanked a bead from around his thumb. "Gah! Stop, you could die!" Kenshin pushed him off of his body and rolled to safety. Li ran over to him and stroked his hair back.
"Are you ok, Kenshin?"
" No! It's all your fault !"
"It's not my fault your attractive !"
"I am?"
"I guess so.."
"Ha! Kaoru was wrong ! I do look good in drag."
Li shook her head then walked over to Miroku. "How are you feeling?"
"Dead.."
"Good, what have we learned today?"
" Gay men are strong as hell.."
"No!"
"Don't hit that spot, unless you see a slot?"
"Good point, but no!"
"Kenshin makes a hott girl?"
"Didn't you learn anything? Your not suppose to be crude to woman !"
"I knew that already, it isn't anything new."
" So why do you do it then?"
"Because girls are turned on by it. It's so sexy and attractive."
"Ugh...!"
The end.../To be continued?