A/N:Thankies to all meh reviewers, 1st of all for being so understanding,
2nd, for all your great reviews and a salute to all meh fellow Sevvy lovers
out there! Thank all of you guys for being so enthused about these
stories... and now before all you poor souls die of boredom by reading the
A/N... Here we go with chapter 4...Finally! Woo!
Cahpter 4:
....'There once was a penguin named Bob
Who was moping about with a sob,
He was in quite a rut,
For shoved up his butt
was a pretty sharp and real pointy log....'
"Miss Granger!!!I would appriciate it immensly if you would stop writing dirty limericks all over your notebook and pay attention!" Snape was in an especially foul mood this afternoon, and with good reason. This morning he recieved 17 1/2 owls (Eroll only counts as half) It seemed his rather 'nice' (*shivers* ooh! I hate that word, but for lack of a better one, why the hell not?) performance, had earned him a load of *ahem*fans, both male and female. 15 of the Letters ended up to be from Sirius Black himself. ....' There once was a teacher named Snape, Who would never remove his black cape his outfit stayed togethor in good and bad weather But I know that he's In awesome shape.'
"Miss Granger! If you insist upon this madness... o my goodne- why on earth would you write a limerick about me?"
" I know, Sir, it's amazing anybody wrote anything so nice about you isn't it?" Harry responded, even though he knew the retorical question was meant for Hermione, and it was retorical...
"How about this one, Miss Granger, since we're swapping poetry..."
"Loads better than them swapping spit..." Ron muttered to Harry. Harry nodded in agreement. Snape began his Limerick.
"My young, silly, sweet, darling, Granger, You seem to be in quite some danger, You'll receive a detention, Cuz you wont pay attention and in the end you will be all the more stranger.
8:00 sharp in here tonight."
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HG- There once was a small house, on a small hill, and inside that house lived a little old man who.... HP- Was named Matt, he decided that he need to go get... RW-Tuna fish from... GW-The Supermarket, but when he got there the... HG- Waste basket mongerer told him that the Tuna fish guy went home sick, and that he would just have to do without tuna fish tonight. but instead you could have... HP-Monkey brains, its a delecacy in.... RW-Vatican City, which is the home of... GW-Marsupials R Us, Where they sell.... HG- Hippopotomi for.... HP- 2 knuts a gallon which converts to... RW-3 satchels of peanuts, which is... GW- ridiculously expensive, I would much rather buy... HG- A pair of socks for that kind of money, But matt headed for... HP-Home, and when he got there, his siamese sisters with 4 fully funtional vaginas asked... RW-Where's the bloody Tuna?!?! we've been waiting for... GW-hours!
(::points to weird ish ness!:: This is a game called finish the story...)
After they all got done laughing, Hermione said, "Guys, I think we need to discover other things to do to waste extra time in the commonroom." Ginny chirped in.
"yeah, we keep coming up with lamer and lamer things each time... we need something new!
"Hey!" said Harry, "how 'bout a quick game of Truth, Dare, Doubledare, Electric chair, or promise to repeat?"
"Sure!" they all said.
"Alright, I'll start..." Harry stated. "uhm.... Hermione!"
"Give me..... Double Dare." Said Hermione, not wanting to be a poor sport and say ptr or truth.
"Okay... you can either..... Makeout with Ginny," Rons face turned a deep burgandy, "or...Make sex noises all through next potions class..." Hermione passed it to Ron, who passed it to Ginny, who made out with herself.
"Hermione, your turn."
Hermione ended up challenging Ron on an electric chair to run around the common room shouting 'My name is Ron Weasley and my penis is the size of an almond!' for five minutes straight.
It was alright though, because Ron bounced back with a great one for Hermione.
"I EC Dare you to spell Snapes underwear off him next class and then make his pants fall down when his Robes are open and he's facing the class."
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Hermione's detention went off okay, considering that it was with Snape, but somehow, within that one day,auditions day, they had found respect for each other. But that was soon to be broken by Rons dare.
******************************************
Fortunately, Snape had heard the three in the hall, the two boys arguing with her that she had to do it, or else she was a loser. And he had heard enough to get the pants without underwear trick that was to be played on him.
Before classes had begun, yet they were all seated, Snape strode into the classroom and said loudly: "Misters Potter and Weasley, You two have a weeks worth of detention with Filch, for conspiring against a teacher and forcing another more intellegent individual to do your dirty work. Miss Granger, you are now void of anything these boys have attempted to convince you to do." With that said, this is the list of needed ingredients for the...."
And so class went on as normal.
Unfortunately, The parts for the musical were posted that evening...
Cahpter 4:
....'There once was a penguin named Bob
Who was moping about with a sob,
He was in quite a rut,
For shoved up his butt
was a pretty sharp and real pointy log....'
"Miss Granger!!!I would appriciate it immensly if you would stop writing dirty limericks all over your notebook and pay attention!" Snape was in an especially foul mood this afternoon, and with good reason. This morning he recieved 17 1/2 owls (Eroll only counts as half) It seemed his rather 'nice' (*shivers* ooh! I hate that word, but for lack of a better one, why the hell not?) performance, had earned him a load of *ahem*fans, both male and female. 15 of the Letters ended up to be from Sirius Black himself. ....' There once was a teacher named Snape, Who would never remove his black cape his outfit stayed togethor in good and bad weather But I know that he's In awesome shape.'
"Miss Granger! If you insist upon this madness... o my goodne- why on earth would you write a limerick about me?"
" I know, Sir, it's amazing anybody wrote anything so nice about you isn't it?" Harry responded, even though he knew the retorical question was meant for Hermione, and it was retorical...
"How about this one, Miss Granger, since we're swapping poetry..."
"Loads better than them swapping spit..." Ron muttered to Harry. Harry nodded in agreement. Snape began his Limerick.
"My young, silly, sweet, darling, Granger, You seem to be in quite some danger, You'll receive a detention, Cuz you wont pay attention and in the end you will be all the more stranger.
8:00 sharp in here tonight."
*************************************************************
HG- There once was a small house, on a small hill, and inside that house lived a little old man who.... HP- Was named Matt, he decided that he need to go get... RW-Tuna fish from... GW-The Supermarket, but when he got there the... HG- Waste basket mongerer told him that the Tuna fish guy went home sick, and that he would just have to do without tuna fish tonight. but instead you could have... HP-Monkey brains, its a delecacy in.... RW-Vatican City, which is the home of... GW-Marsupials R Us, Where they sell.... HG- Hippopotomi for.... HP- 2 knuts a gallon which converts to... RW-3 satchels of peanuts, which is... GW- ridiculously expensive, I would much rather buy... HG- A pair of socks for that kind of money, But matt headed for... HP-Home, and when he got there, his siamese sisters with 4 fully funtional vaginas asked... RW-Where's the bloody Tuna?!?! we've been waiting for... GW-hours!
(::points to weird ish ness!:: This is a game called finish the story...)
After they all got done laughing, Hermione said, "Guys, I think we need to discover other things to do to waste extra time in the commonroom." Ginny chirped in.
"yeah, we keep coming up with lamer and lamer things each time... we need something new!
"Hey!" said Harry, "how 'bout a quick game of Truth, Dare, Doubledare, Electric chair, or promise to repeat?"
"Sure!" they all said.
"Alright, I'll start..." Harry stated. "uhm.... Hermione!"
"Give me..... Double Dare." Said Hermione, not wanting to be a poor sport and say ptr or truth.
"Okay... you can either..... Makeout with Ginny," Rons face turned a deep burgandy, "or...Make sex noises all through next potions class..." Hermione passed it to Ron, who passed it to Ginny, who made out with herself.
"Hermione, your turn."
Hermione ended up challenging Ron on an electric chair to run around the common room shouting 'My name is Ron Weasley and my penis is the size of an almond!' for five minutes straight.
It was alright though, because Ron bounced back with a great one for Hermione.
"I EC Dare you to spell Snapes underwear off him next class and then make his pants fall down when his Robes are open and he's facing the class."
******************************************
Hermione's detention went off okay, considering that it was with Snape, but somehow, within that one day,auditions day, they had found respect for each other. But that was soon to be broken by Rons dare.
******************************************
Fortunately, Snape had heard the three in the hall, the two boys arguing with her that she had to do it, or else she was a loser. And he had heard enough to get the pants without underwear trick that was to be played on him.
Before classes had begun, yet they were all seated, Snape strode into the classroom and said loudly: "Misters Potter and Weasley, You two have a weeks worth of detention with Filch, for conspiring against a teacher and forcing another more intellegent individual to do your dirty work. Miss Granger, you are now void of anything these boys have attempted to convince you to do." With that said, this is the list of needed ingredients for the...."
And so class went on as normal.
Unfortunately, The parts for the musical were posted that evening...