" Ugh...I need to see the doctor, and quick!"
" Umm..ok. She's with Kagome in room 212. There just giggling and talking so don't mind them."
Kaoru ran down the halls like a mad woman. "Hmm..I wonder what her problem is?"
"Yeah, so then he saw me naked!."
" Jeeze, what did you do then?"
"Like what any girl would do, tell him to 'sit'"
" Hahaha. You know your voice recorder came in handy for me. I didn't know the 'sit' word could do so much."
"You'd be surprised."
The two woman laughed and smiled as they drank tea and told odd stories. Suddenly, Kaoru opens the door screaming and yelling. "Doctor Li !"
"Oh, Mrs. Kamiya. What can I do for you today?"
"It's about Kenshin. He's decided to stop fighting, and I mean STOP FIGHTING."
"Huh, what do you mean?" Kagome asked.
"Ok, last night someone attacked our house looking for items of value. So to wake Kenshin up, I kicked his leg. He wouldn't get up!"
"Kenshin, and non-fighter? Naaa...I doubt that."
"I'm telling the truth, doctor. So of course I had to take care of them with my own hands!"
"I'm woman, hear me roar." Kagome joked.
" Wow, that's odd. Have you tried asking him what the matter is?"
" He said he wants to be... a florist!"
" A FLORIST!" The two screamed. Kagome and Li looked at each other for a moment then laughed. Kagome fell on the ground and Li's chair tipped backwards.
" I'm not kidding! It's true! He said " Kaoru, being a 'Florist' can sooth my pain, besides, my father was a farmer. And life has it's..."
Kagome inched over to Li's ear and whispered to her while Kaoru was talking. "Did she just put florist in quotations with her hands."
"Uh-huh, I saw it too!"
"What a weirdo."
"I agree."
"ARE YOU TWO EVEN LISTENING TO ME!"
" Yes, you do pay me buy the hour, so I have no choice."
"Anyways, what should I do? I'm at a lost now. My poor Kenny is going to be...be...a flower man!"
" Well, it can't be that bad."
"He talks to his plants and makes them special food mixes."
" Ok, we have a problem now. Leave it to doctor Li for this one. But as for now, working hours are over. I really should go home and feed my dog. Ja ne Kagome and bene fortuna Kaoru. I'll see you two ladies tomorrow."
The doctor walked towards her car grinning and laughing. "Psh...a florist. I'd kill my husband if that happened to me."
The engine of the car roared as she pulled down the street. Heading home was normal, like always. She took her normal winding weird route home. When she arrived, she noticed the door to her garage open.
"That's weird. I swear I closed the door once I left. Oh well, maybe I didn't."
She walked through the door and placed her key through the tattered lock. As the door squeaked open, she found her house in the cleanest state it's ever been in.
"Wow! I've never seen my house like this. Even my dog is clean! Did someone order a maid? Heh, someone loves me. Psh...what's the point in complaining about how clean my house is?"
Li headed upstairs and towards her bathroom. Like the rest of the house, it was as clean as can be. And to add, a bath was made for her.
" Wow, I feel loved! Heheh...it's bath time !"
She unbuttoned her blouse and pushed her trousers down ( What? Did you want me to go in-depth? Sorry, I have to be payed extra for that. -Nods a bit- Ahem..back to the story.) . To test the temperature, her placed her big toe in the bubble-ish water.
"Wow, 74 degrees .Perfect! But who could have done all of this? Oh well..."
Without wasting time, she jumped in then and washed herself as usual. Minutes later, she jumped out of the tub and released the stopper.
"Ah...so refreshing to the body." She yawned a bit then headed over to her bed room.
"Jeeze, today has been a stress-free day. Guess I should hit the sack for the night."She placed her night clothes on then jumped on her bed. Something also seemed different about her bed. Never the less, she was tired so nothing bothered her."
" G'night, bed room."
The lights went off and Li fell fast asleep. She had an odd tendency to kick in her dreams and wiggle a lot, that was one of the reason she didn't have a boyfriend.
"Kaoru, come closer..."
Li opened her eyes and blinked her a second. "Kaoru? Kaoru Kamiya, my patient?"
" Kaoru, I love you. Forgive me."
She pulled the covers up and found Kenshin's red hair all around the place. " No wonder my house was so clean! Ugh...why do I have a feel it's going to be a long night?"
He pulled at Li's mid-length brown hair as he caressed it between his neck and chest. "Kaoru, why'd you cut your hair? I loved it the way it was."
" Grrrrr...you idiot ! Wake up !" She threw a pillow at him, hoping he would wake up. " Jeeze, when did samurai man become heavy sleepers ?"
Kenshin inched closer and wrapped his legs around Li small frame. " Kaoru, stop playing hard to get. Now come closer and lets have some fun.."
Li's eyes widened as she screamed for help. "How could he have known I lived here? Must have been Inuyasha ! He knows my scent and sniffed me out ! Is Kenshin trying to hide from Kaoru? Is that why he's here! Grrr...INUYAHSA, YOU IDIOT! AHHHHHHHHHH !"
To be continued
Ja ne (Jap.) See ya
Bene fortuna (Latin) Good luck