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Chapter V, Episode II: Life Sorgugku Special.

December 6, 2019

Sitting there completely board, Anata was trying to fight off the urge to scream just to break the boredom. Sure Kou was due home early but still is was so boring. Sitting there flipping through the channels, Anata watched her Aunt Urd get up off of the couch and lazily drifted off out of the room. Hearing the closet door open down the hall. Anata just thought that Urd was getting another blanket, but when she heard things being thrown out of the closet she turned around to see what Urd was doing.

"What are you doing?" Anata asked as she changed the channel.

"Where is it... I'm looking for something to do.. I thought that I put it in here... Are you board too?" Urd asked peeking out of the closet.

"Just a little, why?" Anata replied.

"Well go and get you're mom and dad. Then you will find out." Urd instructed.

"Okay..." Anata said.

Getting up off the couch, Anata walked over to the tea room to find her mother and father sitting there enjoying some quite time... ..Well as quite as it will get there in the temple.

"Mom, dad, Aunt Urd want you two." Anata said.

"Why's that Anata dear?" Belldandy asked.

"Well we are both board and she's came up with something." Anata replied.

"I don't like the sounds of that... But I'm a little board too. What about you Belldandy?" Keiichi said.

"It is rather slow today." Belldandy said.

With that Anata, Belldandy and Keiichi walked out in to the living room and sat down around the coffee table, and there they waited for Urd. And waited and waited... Oh yah and waited some more before they heard....

FOUND IT!!!!

Looking down the hall they watched Urd walk in to the living room with something behind her back.

"Okay you three? We all know that every one in this home is board to tears. So how bout a little game?" Urd said.

"What game will that be?" Keiichi asked just a little skeptical.

"A board game." Urd asked.

"Oh goodie! I just love board games." Belldandy said clapping her hands together.

"Alright then!!! How bout the game of Life?" Urd said slamming the box on to the table. "Sorgugku Special Edition stile."

"Oh no! I remember the last time you brought that thing out. I stood out side in the cold for hours... Then again at the end it wasn't all that bad... But know." Keiichi said.

"Not to worry, I fixed that little problem. Come on Kei it will be fun." Urd said.

Setting up the board, every one picked out their little car. "Okay we spin to see who goes first." Urd said.

So they all spin.

"Come on ten! Ten! Ten! Ten! Ten! Dame two." Anata said as the spinner came to a stop.

"Go spinner! Do me good!" Urd said as she spun the spinner at lightning speeds. Then is come to a stop with steam coming up off of it. "Okay, okay seven I can live with that."

"YAY my turn." Belldandy said spinning the spinner. "Eight."

"Oh yay I'm last." Keiichi said not really wanting to play.

Spinning the spinner, everyone watched as the spinner came to a stop at ten. Every one looked at Keiichi. "Yep looks like my luck is getting better." Keiichi said.

"Okay I guess that I go first." Keiichi said taking his turn. Landing a three he moved his car three spaces and read what the space said out loud. "You will be expected to do some major electrical repair in the near future." Keiichi then looked over at Urd expecting something to happen.

"What?" Urd said.

"Okay what's going to happen?" Keiichi asked.

"Nothing, I fixed it. I swear." Urd replied.

Just as Urd was about to take her turn the lights on the Christmas tree flickered and went off. Every one looked at Urd. "Just a freak chance."

Then it was Belldandy's turn. After spinning two, she read what her space said. "You will hear some happy news from you're parent... That sounds wonderful." Belldandy said

Spinning the spinner Urd landed a five. Moving her car the five peaces, she too read out what the place said. "You will be getting news from you're parents that will sicken you." Urd sat there and blinked a couple times. "What can mother and daddy say to me that will make me feel sick?"

"Okay watch out here I come!" Anata said spinning the spinner. And she got a six. Moving her car the six spaces she read out what it said. "You will remain happy with you're current love. Move ahead tow more spaces... Okay that's cool." Anata said moving ahead the two more spaces. And read out what that space said. "Even though you will remain happy with you're current love. Here in the near future you will be separated from that love for a short amount of time... Man what the hell is up with this game?" Anata asked.

"The game of Life Sorgugku Special edition tells you you're future that will happening soon. Some times it works and some times it doesn't." Urd replied.

"Is that true?" Anata asked.

"Literally. One time it said that you're mother will soon be called mommy." Keiichi said.

"What then I came about?" Anata added.

"No, some little kid from across the street can in and called her mommy." Keiichi answered.

"It's true." Belldandy said nodding her head.

"No kidding.." Keiichi added.

Getting annoyed, Urd sat there tapping her fingers on the table. "Come on, come on. It's you're turn Kei."

"All right gees Urd.." Keiichi said taking his turn..

Mean while across town Kou was just handed his first pay check.

"Here you go Morino. You're pay." The manager said as she handed Kou an envelope.

"Thank you." Kou replied taking the envelope.

"You're a good kid, Kou will you be staying on with us?" The manager asked.

"Well... I do take classes that require me to leave for about a week at a time... If I may work for a week and have a week off that will be ideal." Replied Kou.

"Well I need to check with my boss, but I think that it wouldn't be a problem." The manager said.

Leaving the store, Kou then started on his to the mall to get the gift. When he arrived at the mall Kou stood there at disbelief at the price tag to the necklace.

"What? No way?!" Kou said looked at the tag.

There was the necklace, and half off. Kou stood there shocked. Reaching in to his pocket, Kou pulled out the envelope and counted the money in it. He had well over the original cost of five dollars. Looking at the tag again to make sure that he was not misreading it, Kou lit out a sigh. "I wish I would have known that before. Oh well." Kou said to him self as he walked in to the shop.

Once in the shop Kou walked to the counter and was approached by the clerk. "How may I help you?" The clerk asked.

"Yes, I would like that necklace in the window." Kou said.

"The cross one?" The clerk asked.

"Yes please." Kou replied.

"Will you behaving anything engraved?" The clerk asked.

Kou stood there, he hadn't thought about that before.

"Sir will you be having anything engraved?" The clerk asked again. "Something thoughtful maybe?"

"Yes how bout..." Kou trailed off trying to think about what to have engraved.

"First time having something engraved?" The clerk asked.

"It is." Kou replied.

"Use what ever comes from the heart." The Clerk said.

Back at the temple, every one were playing their game and was really deep in to it. It was again Anata's turn.

"Okay here we go." Spinning the spinner, Anata watched as the pointer stopped at five. She moved her car, which was by now filled with little peg people.

When Anata moved her car she read out what the space said. "Is says to draw a life card" Anata said as she drew a life card and read what that said. "In five years time you will have a bundle of joy...move back two spaces." Anata blinked at the card. And her father sat here with his eye brawl twitching. "That's going to be a joke, right. I mean it's one of Aunt Urd's tricks. And how often do they work?" Anata nervously laughed.

"Anata are you hiding something from us?" Belldandy asked.

"Mom you got to be kidding?" Anata asked.

Just then Kou walked in the front door there he found every one gathered around the coffee table.

"What's going on it here?" Kou asked.

"Life Sorgugku Special edition, you want to play?" Urd asked.

"If I know the rules, I need to wait to the next game." Kou said.

"Nonsense, just a friendly game. Come on take a seat." Urd offered with a cricked grin.

Taking a seat in between Anata and Keiichi, Urd handed Kou his playing peace.

"Here you go Kou sweetie, take you're turn." Urd said.

Spinning the spinner, every one watched as Kou landed a nine. And move his peace. Every one waited for him to read what was on the space he had just moved to.

"You will become a father like figure unexpectedly soon." Kou said reading out loud.

Anata and Kou both looked at each other. "What the hell?!" They both said in unison.

Then they saw Keiichi fuming, and some five seconds away from breaking some heads... Being Kou that is.

"Now Mister Morisato it's not what you think. We haven't did any thing like that. I sware it!" Kou pleaded knowing that Keiichi was getting pissed.

"Really dad, you need to think about this." Anata added.

"But what the game says happens." Urd butted in. "Then again it may be speaking metaphorically.... Maybe Kou here becomes a mentor to another student, maybe he watches some kid for someone?" Urd added.

Hearing that aspect, Keiichi started to calm down some. Then Belldandy noticed what time it was.

"Goodness, I need to get dinner started. Sorry Urd I need to get that started." Belldandy said getting up.

"Sorry Aunt Urd, but this game is getting way to weird for me." Anata said as she too got up.

So sat Urd as everyone got up and left the table. "Looks like I get the TV again."

Just then there was a knock at the Door, seeing that no one was going to answer it. Urd got up. "I'll get it."

Walking over to the front door and there stood Hild and Kami.

"Urd-Chan how is my little girl?" Hild said.

Slamming the door as fast as she could, Urd didn't believe what she had just seen. "No way.." Urd said to her self.

"Urd, who was at the door?" Belldandy asked from the kitchen.

"What it was no body..." Urd answered flatly lying. Then there was another knock at the door.

Urd stood there hopping that they would just go away. But there was yet another knock at the door. And Urd waited some more, still hopping that they will leave. Then Belldandy came to the door.

"Urd who is at the door? Someone been knocking on it several times." Belldandy said as she dried her hands.

"Belldandy I'm telling not to open that door. In the name of every thing that is good and holy please don't open it." Urd pleaded.

"Urd don't be silly. No harm has never came from opening a door." Belldandy said as she opened the door. And she saw her father and Hild standing there, both with their arms crossed over their chests.

"Oh My? Father.. Lady Hild... Please come in." Belldandy offered.

"Think you Belldandy. At least one of my daughters has some manners." Kami said as he glared at Urd.

"Urd really? Slamming the door on you're poor mother." Hild said a she too glared at Urd.

Then Keiichi came in to the room. "Belldandy who is... It's, It's, It's... You (Pointing to Kami) and you (Points to Hild) what are you two doing here?" Keiichi asked.

"Keiichi you don't need to be all tense around us." Kami said giving Keiichi a pat on the shoulder.

"Being all tense is not good for ones health." Hild said as she walked past Urd and sat on to the couch.

"What are you two doing here? Better yet, why are you two acting all civil? The last time I saw you two together all time as we knew it was about to end when ever you two fight." Urd said.

"Well first we stopped by Skuld's place, but rather she didn't want to answer the door, or no one was home we don't know. But this is something that we want to tell all of you." Kami said with a smile.

Hearing all the noise, from the living room, Anata and Kou was watching some TV in Anata's room.

"What's going on out there I wonder." Anata said out loud to her self.

"Is it Urd doing something that she's not really not sapost to?" Kou said as she looked up from his book.

"I don't know..." Anata replied as she placed her ear to the door trying to over hear something. Then she heard a voice that she had not heard in a vary long time.

"It's my grand father.. and Someone else I cant place.... I 'm going to check it out." Anata said as she opened the door and walked out of her room.

Stepping out of her room, Anata walked down the hall in to the living room. There she saw her grandfather and Hild whom she has not see since she was six years old.

"Grandfather, how are you. And Miss Hild what brings you here?" Anata asked.

"My, My Anata Chan, you have grown to be much more beautiful. Give you some light brown hair and you just might look like you're mother." Hild said, and then she redirected her attchen to Kou who just walked up behind Anata. "And who might you be?" Hild asked as she walked up to Kou. "I bet you are rather tasty..." Hild added.

"Mother!?" Urd said just a little shocked. "He's way too young for you."

Then Kou saw Kami there in the room. Dropping to a kneel so not to look disrespectful. "My Lord, what brings you here?" Kou asked.

"Relax kid. I'm not here to check up on you. Even though I'm grateful for watching my granddaughter." Kami said.

Just then someone could be heard from the back yard. It was Skuld yelling. "BELLDANDY!!!!"

Then the back door flung open and Skuld ran through the Temple. "BELLDANDY, I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD!!! FATHER IS HERE ON EARTH!!!" Skuld yelled then rounded the corner in to the living room. "HE JUST STOPPED BY..(Doh)... My.... Hello Daddy." Skuld said as she froze their in her tracks.

"Don't daddy me, so you were home." Kami said.

"Well now that all of you are here. We want to tell you that you're father and I have been seeing a lot of each other. And we will be giving togetherness an other crack." Hild said.

"What do you mean mother?" Urd asked.

"In other words Urd dear, your father and I have been enjoying just about the greatest sex ever. And we really want to try to do things right..... Again." Hild stated. Bu after hearing that little bit of info about their father and Urd Hearing about her parents. The three Goddesses sister shivered with that image now plastered in their head.

"That's right so we will be spending some time here on earth of at a set of islands call.. What was it again?" Kami asked Hild.

"Hawaii Dear." Hild answered.

"Why there?" Belldandy asked.

"To be honest, Peorth is getting sick of walking in to my office at the..... Wrong time." Kami replied.

"And the same with Mara, but we end up keeping Mara up when ever we.... well you know." Hild added.

"Okay that was just too much information for me I'm going back to my room." Anata said.

"Yes that was a bit much, I will be joining her." Kou said as he fallowed Anata.

With that Anata and Kou went back to Anata's room where they were before.

"Well dinner will be done here shortly; will you two please join us?" Belldandy asked.

"We will love to." Hild said.

In Anata's room, Kou had returned to his book and Anata to her TV. Setting his book down, Kou leaned back to where he was laying down and stretched. Hearing Kou stretch, Anata leaned back also to where she rested her head on his stomach. She then starred at the ceiling.

"What do you want to do after dinner?" Anata asked.

"I don't know, What about you? What do you want to do?" Kou asked back.

"I don't know. What about you?" Anata asked in return.

"Want to go out and do something?" Kou asked.

"Like what?" Anata asked.

"Well I would ask you about going out foe dinner, but you have family here. And that would be rude. So maybe we can just walk around town. Do what ever." Kou said.

"I don't think that my parents will have anything wrong with that." Anata replied.

Back out in the living room, they adults were sitting around just talking. Then Hild noticed the box for the game of Life Sorgugku Special Edition.

"I see you still have that old game, little one." Hild said to Urd.

"What about it?" Urd asked.

"Why I can remember getting that for your sixth birthday. And you haven't gotten a new one yet?" Hild asked.

"I can remember her and Belldandy playing that game all the time." Kami added.

"What that old thing... I just play it when ever I'm board....it is a board game." Urd replied.

"Oh? Then what has come true so far?" Hild asked.

"Just about every thing, even the part about the news from parents.." Urd said as she dropped her had down.

"It's okay Dear... Mmmmm that smells wonderful. It's been a while since the last time I've had a descent meal. I would have Mara cook but something would blow up or she would burn something... It's really quite amusing." Hild said as she breathed in the wonderful aroma.

"Well it's going to be ready here vary shortly." Belldandy said, popping her head around the corner.

"I'll get Anata and Kou." Hild said as she just about jumped out of her seat.

Walking down the hall to where she remembered where Anata's room was at. Reaching the door to the room, Hild knocked on the door. Then there was a ruckus from behind the door.

"Come in." Anata called.

Opening the door, Hild saw that Anata and Kou were one opesect sides of the room. Kou sat there with his hair all messed up and blushing a deep red. Anata on the other hand sat there flipping through pages of a magazine and she too was beat red, and was acting like nothing was going on.

"Oops.. Did I just interrupt something?" Hild asked.

"What?! No I was just reading this magazine on.. (Closes magazine to see what the magazine was about. It was about real estate) on apartments... Yah apartments." Anata said, knowing that she was had. While Kou barried his face in to his hands and shook his head.

"Relax you two. Anata, When Urd was growing up I've walked in on her several times when ever she had a boy in the room." Hild said, but then she got to thinking. "Come to think of it. I've also walked in when she had girls over a couple times too."

"Okay... Way too much info..." Anata said as she plugged her ears.

"Really.. that was too much." Kou added.

"Well Anata you're mother wanted me to tell you two that dinner is done." Hild said as she left the room fighting back her own laughter.

T.B.C.

::::::::::: Preview :::::::::

This time Urd walks out.

"What ever my mother had just said when I was not around. It is not true. Well it looks like it's my turn to do the preview. Okay... Dinner time is hell for me; Anata and Kou go out, leaving me here to suffer with my parents, that are going to be hell.. Then Kou gets a call from Yggdrasil and is called away for something of rather. STILL leaving me here to deal with my Mother and Father, and yes that will be hell. So some and check out my suffering on the next chapter of The Goddess of the Earth."