The Psycho Psychiatrist

"All right I'm going to have to ask you a couple questions okay?"

"Whatever"

"Are you on drugs?"

"What!" Yamato just stared at her. Even if he was on drugs he wouldn't tell her!

Uh-oh…

"I'll take that as a yes" she said scribbling down on a clipboard. "Are you suicidal?"

"What! No!"

"… yes then." She said not paying much attention to him.

"But I'm-" Yama was bewildered.

"Yamato, pay attention this is the most important question!"

"Better be good"

"Do you like cheese!"

He stared at her.

'This is stupid, Taichi is stupid, why is he my friend again? Note to self- Kill Taichi, DEAD DEAD DEAD. He said this Psychiatrist was a friend of his, I shouldn't be surprised, since when does he have friends anyways?'

"Definitely shows signs of Psychosis." She mumbled while still writing "All right enough of this!" She got up and walked over to her desk and opened a large drawer to reveal a mini fridge. She reached in and pulled out a rather large bottle of Smirnoff.

Some Psychiatrist she is -

He took a look at the note book on the table and saw a large drawing of a neopet.

"What? I'm gonna put my Shoyru in the beauty contest!" She took a long swig of her Vodka and said "You got a problem with Beautifulness punk? Want some Booze, perhaps a Loaded soda or Hard lemonade, kids do love those."

"You give booze to kids?" Yamato said trying to keep his cool persona, which was rapidly fading.

"Well only for Halloween, sometimes I give out eggs too."

"But, but!"

"Hehehe, You have Purty hair Yama-chan" She said swaying slightly

"You're insane!"

"So are you! To the Cellar with ya!"

"The cellar?" 'Remain cool' he thought "Yeah right"

" WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA" She screamed and pointed at him

She Grabbed him (o.O) By the shirt (--U) and dragged him out of the room.

He saw Taichi sitting in the waiting room seeming very immersed in an old edition of Cosmo (which was upside down) and asked him to help, this Pshychiatrist was stronger than she looked. Actually It came out more like ' YOU IDIOT, GET HER OF ME SHE'S FCKING INSANE' excetera.

Taichi just grinned and and waved. Nobody said getting the proper help was easy.

Meanwhile the crazy lady had opened a door and he was currently being dragged down some stairs to… a cellar? Oh crap, she's serious!

She Laughed very maniacly and told him to have fun.

"HOW CAN I HAVE FUN TRAPPED IN A CELLAR! Wha? ARE THESE CHAINS!" he tugged at his wrists.

He was now trapped in the basement of a seemingly innocent hospital. He waited there for a while in the dark until the door opened showing the sillouette of a very familiar character. He was wearing clothes that seemed a lot like some he'd seen on the internet and read about in questionable fanfics, he was also holding a whip.

"Taichi?"