Hello! My name is Severus Snape and I am a Potions Master at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. This is what I do each morning:
First, I have a shower. Even if most of my money goes into potions supplies, my bathroom is amazing! Two showers, the first with just normal water, but the second has water AND shampoo! (Really smart if you're in hurry). There is also a bathtub which is like a little pool. I don't know how much soap I've had to buy but… I like it!
Well, after my shower/bath, I, of course, dry and brush my hair. In fact, I don't have greasy hair. I'm very picky about having it un-greasy! But, between the two of us, my hair is bushier than Hermione Granger's is! But I can't be scary with curled hair! That's impossible! So, I just put a lot of gel or wax in it and something else that I don't remember the name of, but I don't care as long as it keeps my hair sleek.
Then, I have to take care of my tan. I'm from France and in the summer holidays I go back there. I find British-food disgusting; I always go to a restaurant in Clermont Ferrand, my hometown. There, I meet that lovely French girl who's name is… well, enough of that.The point is that, over summer, I go to France and meet my friends. But where was I? Oh yes, I have to put some kind of cream on my skin so I look pale. Only Albus and Poppy know of it. Poppy knows because she sometimes has to nurse me and well, Albus knows because he knows everything! Anyway, when the cream is on I have to be sure that I can move my face around normally. Rising an eyebrow, smirking evilly... you know, the usual. And sometimes, if it's a special day, I use mascara. No one seems to notice, but, I have really long eyelashes and I want them perfectly straight! Just like my eyebrows, my eyelashes always have to be thin, black and every single hair has to point the right way.
Then, I put on my eye-contacts. Another thing you probably don't know about me is that I have beautiful blue eyes, but I have to wear glasses. But blue eyes, black hair and glasses… that's just horrible! That's why I use contacts: so I don't have to wear glasses and so I can have a cool eye-color that suits me.
After that, I do nothing more with my face. Except if something is wrong. Then I go back to the bedroom and put on my black robes. I take a bit of time putting them on in front of the mirror so they swing around dramatically. It's very difficult because I want the robes to glide around without me having to move too much. But, after practicing for a year, it has stopped being so difficult. Still, it is always good to make sure... I don't want to look like an idiot!
Then there is usually nothing left to do. My curly hair is straight and greasy, my eyes work and are black, the rope swishes around dramatically… tada!
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Thank you so much, Rickmanlover24601, for editing this... of your own free will, that is. :) I think I kept all the changes, they really improved the story (by my opinion at least).