KINKY HO BASHING! YAY! PARTY! BRING OUT THE STREAMERS! Whoot Whoot!
Title: All it took was a Simple Mistake
Summary: It was a mistake. All she needed was directions to the Mall but he mistook her for the new Nanny. Trying to tell him who she really was didn't really matter at all any more since the kids have taken a liking to her and she's taking a liking to their father… Inuyasha.
Disclaimer: I don't own IY and co. Rumiko Takahashi does.
Genre: Romance/Tragedy
Rating: R (M)
Aging: Kagome 24, Inuyasha 29, Twins 9, Suriya 4
It's Family…It's Love…It's Home…Read On.- .- .- .- Chapter 20: Bitch Bashin' Big Bros
King laughed, "Revenge I can work with. Alright, you boys have 5 minutes to torture her."
Aki and Sao rolled up their sleeves.
"This should be interesting." Inuyasha whispered to Kagome who grinned.
"Beware, Kinky Ho." Miroku laughed.
Aki and Sao have the evil glint in their eyes.
"Prepare to be in hell… mother." The twins said as they pounced on her.
"NOO!" Kikyo shrieked as her sons jumped on her.
"Should we stop them?" Kagome asked, worried for Aki and Sao's safety. They had hardly begun; they only teased Kikyo, saying how ugly she looked, or how dead she smelt.
"Naw, let them have fun…" Inuyasha said as he carried his daughter with his left hand and wrapped his right hand around his mate's waist.
Miroku, though hesitant, left the circle and walked to Naraku, who was in the car, and under a demonic spell.
"Release the kazanna from my hand Naraku." Miroku said.
"Never." Naraku growled.
"AKI! SAO! CARE TO HURT NARAKU NEXT?" Miroku yelled.
"OH BOO YEA!" Aki hooted as he lightly pulled Kikyo's hair.
"And I bet Inuyasha wouldn't mind give his fist into your face a bit longer, eh Inuyasha?" Miroku said, deviously.
"For once monk, I agree with you."
Naraku's eyes widened and then he glared at Miroku once again. Naraku uttered some curses then snapped his fingers. Miroku felt a sizzling sensation on his right palm. He opened the prayer beads and saw the kazanna evaporate.
He laughed, "Later baboon man." And he walked off.
Naraku sat there, and anybody who had hawk eyes could have sworn they saw tears forming. (what a wuss)
Back to the Kinky Ho bashing. Sao and Aki were getting serious now. Sao pulled her hair as Aki scraped his claw down her face, causing a slight cut to appear.
"THAT HURTS!" Kiko screamed.
"Aww, mom, you went into labour twice…" Sao said laughing.
"THREE TIMES!" Kikyo screamed.
"See? Then a little scratch shouldn't hurt." Aki said grinning.
"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BRATS!" Kikyo screamed, but Sao pulled her hair tighter, "Brats?" He said, grinning.
"I uh…" Kikyo screamed as Aki slapped her.
"Isn't that a little too rough Inuyasha?" Kagome asked.
Inuyasha snorted, "As if."
Kagome shrugged and continued to watch.
"You," Sao hissed as he slapped Kikyo.
"Good," Aki jumped on her stomach.
"For," Sao pulled her hair, and actually yanked some off.
"Nothing," Aki ripped the sleeve off her shirt.
"BITCH!" Both the boys pushed her in to the water. "ARGH!" Kikyo screamed as she grabbed hold. Aki and Sao pulled her back up and slapped her again.
"You sure she'll survive?" Souta asked.
"I'm pretty sure." Kohaku replied.
"She won't die?" Sango asked.
"No, they aren't using their full powers." Inuyasha replied.
"Awww… and I was hoping to see her dead." Miroku said, sadly.
Sango patted his head, "Don't worry, we'll see her dead soon."
"DIE BIYATCH!" Sao and Aki roared as they both kicked her.
"Argh!" Kikyo barfed out blood.
"EWW!" Sao screamed as he ran to his real mom, Kagome. Kagome patted his head, "Good job on the bitch bashing Sweetie."
Sao grinned, "Can I sanitize my hands? I think I felt leeches."
Inuyasha, Souta, Kohaku and Miroku roared with laughter. Aki however had a little bit more to go.
He stood on Kikyo's right hand and somewhat crushed it.
"You kidnapped MY sister…" He said as he applied more pressure.
"INUYASHA! GET YOUR SON OFF OF ME!" Kikyo screamed.
Inuyasha was laughing to hard to care. The police officer King was also enjoying what he was seeing.
'Now that, you don't see everyday.' King thought happily.
Aki grabbed Kikyo by the neck and spat in her face.
Sao pouted, "I WANNA SPIT IN HER UGLY GARBAGE FACE TOO!"
Inuyasha laughed, "We all want to, but you can go right ahead."
Sao ran forward, and not only did he spit in her face, he snotted in her face too.
"ACK! EW!" Kikyo screamed.
"ME TOO!" Suriya yelled.
Kagome laughed as she put her daughter onto the ground. Suriya ran forward, spat in Kikyo's face and punched her in the eye.
Kagome grinned, "My share too!" She rushed forward, used a light green aura of her Miko abilities to lift Kikyo in the air. Kagome shook Kikyo upside down and continued to shake her.
"There dear stepsister, do you like that?" Kagome laughed.
"Ora, Kagome, me too!" Sango hooted. Out of nowhere, Sango's hiraikotsu came. Sango bopped it on Kikyo's head as Kikyo fell onto the floor as a bloody heap.
"Nee-chan, can I hurt her too?" Souta asked.
"Oh whatever! All of you, Kinky bashing time!"
Kohaku and Souta stepped forward. Souta used his priest abilities as Kohaku back legged Kikyo.
Miroku, Inuyasha and the officer King were on the floor dissolving into laughter. Naraku was watching painfully from the car, as the binds grew tighter around his hands.
"Kukuku…" Kikyo chanted as her head slouched against her chest.
"You know, that was fun…" Sango said comically.
Everybody laughed as King cuffed Kikyo.
"See you in… oh wait, I won't be going to hell." Kagome said sweetly as Kikyo 'attempted' to spit in her face. More like the spit drooled down her chin.
That caused another uproar in the gang.
King smiled at them before taking Kikyo and Naraku away.
Suriya was standing with her brothers, finally united with her family.
Souta, Kohaku, Sango and Miroku watched them wondering what'll happen now.
Inuyasha turned Kagome to face him. He stared into her eyes for a long time before saying,
"Forgive me?"
Kagome laughed as she hugged Inuyasha, "Always."
Everybody started cheering and hooting as Kagome and Inuyasha kissed, along intense and by the looks of it, swallowing kiss.
Finally, after what seemed to be forever, they pulled apart.
"Dogs mate for life?" Kagome whispered.
"You bet." Inuyasha said as he pulled her into a crushing hug.
Everybody started applauding. Then Suriya tugged at her mother's pant leg.
"Yes Cutie?" Kagome grinned as she scooped her daughter up.
"My birthday in 5 days?" Suriya asked cutely.
Kagome laughed, "Yep! Yours in 5, your brothers in 7."
Sango grinned, "Then we should celebrate! 10th birthday for the twins, 5th birthday for Suriya and the reunion of the arrogant dog and the just as arrogant miko."
Kagome and Inuyasha laughed as they latched arms. "So, what are we waiting for? Suriya needs to be tended too." Kagome said laughing.
They all laughed as they got into Miroku's car.
"Oh one more thing Inuyasha…" Kagome said tenderly.
Inuyasha looked at her, "Yea?"
"Are you sure you can handle this?"
Inuyasha nodded, "I'm a demon, of course I can handle this."
Kagome sniffed, "Are you sure, sure, sure, sure, sure?"
Inuyasha growled, "Yes I'm sure, sure, sure, sure, sure."
"What's your favourite number Inuyasha?" Kagome asked.
"What kind of stupid question is that?" Inuyasha growled.
"Tell me."
"5."
"Oh, mine is 7…"
"So, and this brings us to what conclusion?" Inuyasha asked.
"Inu… baby?" Kagome said grinning like a madwoman.
"Yea?" Inuyasha said suspiciously.
"What's 5 plus 7?"
"12… why?" Inuyasha asked raising a brow.
"I want 12 babies!"
THUD! Inuyasha was out cold.
Kagome stifled a horrified giggle as she saw Inuyasha's pale face on the floor of the car…
"Uh, I was only joking…"
This is a fairly short Chapter, but it's coming to an end. The next chapters will be longer! I promise!
Later!
Lub, Sakura