I know the last two chapters were TOOO unrealistic, but hey, I'm entitled to some of my own fun! And sorry to those flamers… I like my story and you can't say anything about it!
Title: All it took was a Simple Mistake
Summary: It was a mistake. All she needed was directions to the Mall but he mistook her for the new Nanny. Trying to tell him who she really was didn't really matter at all any more since the kids have taken a liking to her and she's taking a liking to their father… Inuyasha.
Disclaimer: I don't own IY and co. Rumiko Takahashi does.
Genre: Romance/Tragedy
Rating: R (M)
Aging: Kagome 24, Inuyasha 29, Twins 9, Suriya 4
It's Family…It's Love…It's Home…Read On.- .- .- .- Chapter 21: Three Celebrations
"Inu… baby?" Kagome said grinning like a madwoman.
"Yea?" Inuyasha said suspiciously.
"What's 5 plus 7?"
"12… why?" Inuyasha asked raising a brow.
"I want 12 babies!"
THUD! Inuyasha was out cold.
Kagome stifled a horrified giggle as she saw Inuyasha's pale face on the floor of the car…
"Uh, I was only joking…"
Three hours later, at Inuyasha's house (it didn't change one bit from 5 years ago) Suriya was getting the grand tour by her brothers while Miroku, Souta and Kohaku took turns pulling Inuyasha's hair.
Kagome was still laughing and Sango was getting some ramen.
"He still has a ramen obsession." Kagome snorted.
"You killed him Nee-chan! Twelve babies?" Souta said, laughing as he yanked on Inuyasha's locks.
"What? It was funny…" Kagome grinned sheepishly.
Finally, Inuyasha opened an eye and looked up to the familiar surroundings that is his home.
"Ugh… temme I was dreaming…" He slurred out.
"Nope! Kagome wants 12 babies." Souta said laughing.
"Don't kill me again kid…" Inuyasha groaned as he sat up.
Kagome laughed as she hugged him. "I was joking Inuyasha."
"You had better! I would love to do what you do before you make babies more than 12 times but having 12 kids? I was having trouble with two, now I suddenly have three!"
Kagome blushed at his statement. "Shut up hentai."
Miroku pouted, "Hey! That's my title."
Sango snorted. "I don't think anybody can strip you of your title Miroku."
Miroku laughed. "See what you sis does to me Kohaku."
"I hardly think that's enough." Kohaku winked.
"I'm getting abused by the Leung family." Miroku moaned.
"I'll be a Lin soon so shut up." Sango hollered.
Kagome rubbed Inuyasha's ear. "Naraku was too easy to beat."
"Hey, he kidnapped my daughter, nothing in the world can stop me."
Kagome smiled, she then turned to Miroku.
"Kazanna sealed houshi?"
Miroku pouted. "So the Higurashi's are going to abuse me too? Fine! Yea the kazanna is sealed."
Sango squealed as she launched on to her boyfriend. "WAI! KAZANNA SEALED!"
"Is she PMSing?" Miroku whispered to Kohaku. Kohaku and Souta snorted into laughter.
"I guess that's a yes." Miroku choked out as his blood circulation was being cut.
"San-o… blo-od…cu…oph…" Miroku coughed out.
"Eh?" Sango said as she pulled back.
Miroku rubbed his neck. "I said, Sango, blood cut off."
Sango sweat dropped. "Eh, sorry Miro-kun."
"So, what do we do now?" Kagome asked.
Sango grinned. "Kagome, you, Suriya and I are going birthday shopping. We're having a blasting party for the twins' birthday and Suriya's birthday on May 23rd, just in the middle of both of their birthdays. We're also celebrating you and Inuyasha's get back, so let's go!"
"What about the guys?" Kagome asked.
"They can have some sloppy Joe's for all I care! SURIYA!" Sango called.
Suriya bounded down the stairs and leapt into her father's arm.
"Okie dokie papa?" She said adorably.
Inuyasha chuckled. "Yea, papa's okie dokie."
Aki, Sao, Kagome, Souta, Kohaku, Miroku and Sango hooted and all died of laughter.
"We'd never dreamed that dad would say okie dokie." Aki snorted out as he clung onto Souta so he can stay standing.
"Oh please Aki, I said a lot of funny things when you and Sao were babies."
Kagome laughed. "You bet… haha!"
"Shut up Kagome." Inuyasha growled as he got up. "Twelve babies my ass."
"Not necessarily. It'd be Kagom-" Sango slapped Miroku before he could finish his 'inappropriate' sentence.
Souta and Kohaku sniggered as they saw Miroku fall into a concussion.
"You and Kagome are going to kill the guys." Souta laughed.
"They'd be the end of us." Inuyasha muttered as he kicked Miroku in the gut. Miroku coughed as he got up, glaring at Inuyasha.
"What was that for dog?"
"You don't faint when your woman hits you bouzo!"
"You fainted!" Miroku countered.
"When Kagome scared the living fuck out of me! TWELVE?" He hollered again.
"Damnations Inuyasha, it was a fucking joke." Sango said exasperated.
"Fuck?" Suriya said innocently.
"Ah! Darling don't say that!" Kagome said, panicking.
"Why mama?"
"It… uh… older people say it…"
"But Nana and Uncle Souta and you don't say it…" Suriya said.
"We uh… live in a Shrine… we um… have to be respectable." Kagome said quickly.
Suriya frowned but shrugged. Inuyasha looked at her. "She's a hanyou, she should learn."
"Excuse me, you may have taught your sons to swear but my baby girls is going to be respectable."
Inuyasha snorted. "Wench, a few days with her brothers she'll make a sailor blush."
Kagome glared at Inuyasha. "You already make Black beard blush."
Inuyasha scowled.
"Alright, Sango, Suriya, we're having a girls night out!"
"Doing what?" Suriya asked.
"Party shopping!" Kagome grinned.
.- May 23rd-.
It was… PARTY DAY! Kagome, Sango, and Suriya did a ton of shopping! Then, the day before, Kagome left Suriya with her father so she and Sango could go gift shopping. Then Suriya, Aki and Sao stayed with Kagome and Sango later that day when the men went out to buy gifts.
All in all it was all set. They were going to have the party at the eldest Takahashi mansion, meaning Sesshomaru, Rin and Rae's mansion.
Suriya was wearing a baby pink frilly dress that had puffy elbow sleeves. It had a cotton layer on the skirt, then a silk and then mesh. There were matching cute black shoes and her hair was done up in a half ponytail. She had a golden chain bracelet on her left hand and a green pendant around her neck.
Aki and Sao were forced into wearing tuxedos by there oh so lovable father. Inuyasha (who bought another Lexus, this time silver) had his mate and three children get into that car. He allowed, for this night for Miroku, Sango Kohaku and Souta use his black Lexus from 5 years ago.
It was already 6:45pm and the party begun at 7:30.
"As I recall, an hour to get there?" Kagome said.
Inuyasha scowled and nodded. "Yea. Dammit, why did Fluffy buy a house so far away."
"Privacy maybe?" Kagome laughed.
"You're too cheeky."
"I live for it." Kagome grinned as she placed a soft peck on Inuyasha's cheek.
"How I missed you." Inuyasha breathed as he stopped at a red light.
"Oh really? Then I would have thought you'd come after me." Kagome said raising a brow.
"Dogs have a huge pride." Inuyasha grinned.
"Great, I'm stuck with 4." Kagome smiled.
"Nice. Do you know about the Time Ritual Kagome?" Inuyasha asked.
"Say what?"
"It's a Ritual where we do a blood transfusion."
"And what does that do?" Kagome asked.
"It makes you age as fast as me. People say that just mating with a demon makes you age like them, but it's not true. You need to do the Time Ritual."
"Uh… what exactly happens?"
"A small cut on your finger and then a small cut on my finger. I have to put our blood on my canine fangs and bite you again."
Kagome winced. "Eek… what about the kids?"
"After we do the Time Ritual, they'll get the impact. Besides, they're already demons."
Kagome groaned. "Alright."
Inuyasha stroked her cheek. "I ain't never letting you leave."
Kagome laughed. "We'll see."
.- Party time -.
"COUSIN RAE!" Suriya squealed as she hugged her cousin.
"Hey Suri!" Rae grinned as he placed a soft kiss on his cousins forehead.
"Uh… yea you told me you're getting… what'd you tell me?"
Rae laughed. "Indoor pool, wanna see?"
"CAN I?" Suriya squealed.
Inuyasha raised a brow. "You kept in contact with my half brother and Rin?"
Kagome laughed as Aki, Sao, Rae and Suriya raced off to see the indoor pool. "No, Sesshomaru and Rin came to visit me every year on Suriya's birthday."
"But how'd they figure it out?" Inuyasha asked.
"Sango kind of told them."
Inuyasha growled. "And they didn't tell me?"
"They promised me! Hi Rin!" Kagome squealed as she hugged her friend.
"Hey! I see you and Inuyasha are together again."
"'Bout time baby brother."
"Shut up Fluffy." Inuyasha scowled.
Sesshomaru ruffled his brother's hair and the party began.
Guests upon guests arrived at the Takahashi place. Amongst them were Hyoga, Meomaru and his wife Kaguya.
"It's so good to see you again Kagome." Kaguya smiled as they hugged. Kagura, Kanna, Goshinki and Musou were also invited.
Kagome smiled as she returned the hug. "Same here Kaguya."
"CAKE TIME!" Miroku called. Everybody rushed to the grand hall to find Suriya, Aki and Sao positioned behind a double-layered cake. They all had their hands on one knife and ready to cut the cake.
"Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday Dear Takahashi Kids.
Happy Birthday to You."
The crowd sang. They all applauded as the kids cut the cake. They passed the cake around and within a few seconds, Sesshomaru was up with a toast.
"I propose a toast. To the three Takahashi children that my brother and his mate have conceived."
Everybody cheered.
"But most of all, I was like to congratulate my brother for finally getting over his dumb pride and apologizing to his mate. Good work Inuyasha, and may you be filled with a prideless future."
"Shut up." Inuyasha growled as he clanked his champagne glass with many others.
The party continued when somebody asked Miroku and Sango.
"When's the wedding guys?"
Miroku grinned. "Proud to say, next month."
"And how many babies?" the guy asked again.
Sango smirked. "24."
Did I ever say that Miroku would die if he heard such a thing?
Nope?
Miroku went through the exact same phase Inuyasha went through a few days ago.
Poor Miroku, he fainted.
Miroku may be a letch, but hey if your girl/guy just said they wanted to have 24 children opposed to 12, you'd practically die too!
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