W.a.l.t.z o.f. t.h.e P.a.n.t.s

HoroHoro cried. He laughed. He showed signs of anger. He smiled a smile of pure insanity. There was a smile of joy too. He tried being gentlemanly. He was elusive. He was sure he was hallucinating. Or going insane.

Could it be that his pants were waltzing? No, this could not be! What had he done to deserve such a cruel and unsual punishment?

At present, the pants were doing salutations to the sun. This was when HoroHoro "lost it". He laughed his head off. He made odd animal sounds. He fell to the ground. In doing so, if possible, made him laugh harder than before.

"Restrain yourself, man!", said the almighty pants. "Huh?", said HoroHoro. "It is I, the pants of HoroHoro! I am proud to tell the world that I am ever so masculine! It is with great honor that you, yes you, HoroHoro shall be the next insert whatever ."

"Shukudi wa inu ni taberare mashita," sniffed HoroHoro. "I do not see how your dog eating you homework concerns me, but fear not HoroHoro! We have insurance!" said the pants. "Heehee, look at me! I'm riding a pony! Tu porte le pantalon (Are you wearing pants?)?"

"Whatever. And no, I'm not wearing pants seeing as how YOU are my pants and running crazily through the woods, if there were any woods in my room...", said HoroHoro. "Let's make butter cream icing! Strawberries in paraffin! Yummy yummy! Choc-co-lit-drops! Tee hee hee!"

"Yuki-daruma tsukurou!", said the pants in all its glory. "No, I would prefer to bask in your glory, almighty pants!", wailed HoroHoro. :bask:

"That's enough of that, don't you think? I think we should waltz!",the pants inquuired. "I concur", HoroHoro readily agreed.
They walzted even though there twas no music. They danced as if they hadn't a care in the world; it would not matter to them if the entire universe were to come crashing down on them today. They danced on until the night. Sorry, I was merely jesting. It was for two days to say the very least.

The Shaman King cast laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed (haha-run on sentence) for this was simply amusing. (One would think by now that they should not laugh at others for their turn is next!). This time, they were all in squirrel costumes and looking quite adorable in a very twisted way! No one had to laugh whilst standing either (they laughed while hanging every which way and scampering too-on trees! For you see, if one is wearing a squirrel costume, one must act the part).

By far, this had been the stupidest and funniest pants epic they had seen yet. Mind boggling as well.