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Dedicated to the pants wearing people of the world; you people are much too cool!
Faust VIII : The Occult Pants
Where do the pants end and where do the boots start? Whatever are the kneepads for? Why are there blue thingies on the glorious pants? All your questions.....and more will be answered if you read on, my friend!
Before that can take place though, something else has happened........
HoroHoro suddenly walks out of a gap in the time space continuum, eating......uh........stuff. Yeah. He spots none other than Faust VIII, the jolly necromancer sitting in a corner, laughing as though he could not bear to stop.
"Er....Faust VIII? Um.....GUTEN TAG??", said HoroHoro in a frightened tone.
"You.....how DARE you speak in my native tongue, you.....you........", said the necromancer.
"......ainu?", guessed HoroHoro. "Ja (yes).....THAT.", said Faust VIII, who was evidently surprised that HoroHoro even had the capacity to finish other people's sentences.
"Anyway, since you've interrupted the wonderful explanation about my pants, you shall pay! WUAH HA HA HA etc.", said Faust, whilst summoning Eliza. "Eliza....PUMMEL HIM YOUR WITH FEMALE FIST OF FURY!"
Eliza did pummel the ainu.....almost. Before she could, he had ran back into the gap in the time space continuum and disappeared, crying like the mere child he was.
"Pathetic kinder (children).....wasting my time like that......Meine (my) Eliza, you may rest...yes, do go,"said Faust VIII. In saying so, Eliza dropped to the ground as the heap of bones she previouly was. Yay, back to the pants!
How does one explain the abstruse pants of Faust VIII? For one thing, it has nothing to do with Spam. Secondly, it is not magic, although in a different sense, all pants are.
"Hooray! Look at me, everyone! I'm not a dummkpof!", said the necromancer enthusastically.
Yes yes. Whatever you say. Back to the glorious pants that have no name.
The boots do not end the pants. They merely cover up the full extension of the pants in all their glory.
The kneepads are so that when rabid squirrels should attack, they would not get his knees.
Second, the kneepads are very useful for sliding across the floor/ground during a Shaman fight to get out of harm's way without hurting one's knees.
Third, the kneepads enable Faust VIII to look really really cool. And alluring!!! Fourth, the kneepads make Faust VIII.........rather......manly.
The bluish thingies? I suppose they're so he looks unique. It adds to the overall presentation of the pants, too! In addition to that, they're really rolled up leg warmers, 'cuz Faust is really a ballerina in disguise.
Underneath that harsh and rather frightening exterior is a man named Faust VIII who enjoys ballet, unicorns, frolicking through fields of daisies and such.
Did I not mention that his pants are black?? Well, they are. A very inscrutable color, I might add.
After this very thorough and long explanation covering the aspects of Faust VIII's pants, the pants started to speak.
"Mutti (my mom)!", shouted the pants! "Nein (no), I think not, my delightful pants!", said Faust.
It was then that the pants started talking on and on at length on how they could not waltz. "Keine Sorge (Don't worry), meine (my) pants! I, Faust VIII, shall waltz, you shall follow through the many fields of daisies!", exclaimed Faust VIII.
The pants bowed, honored to have the chance to waltz with Faust VIII.
It was the most frightening thing the Shaman King cast had ever seen while sitting admist a field of daisies. It was by far the most frighteneing thing of the century, even if they had not lived that long.
Questions such as "I though he loved Eliza?", "Hey, I waltzed w/ my pants too! But how come mine knew how to waltz? huh? huh? huh? That's what I would like to know!", and the ever popular question(s) : "Why must this cruel fate be forced upon me?", "Why must pants waltz?", & "Whoever will this happen to next?" were left unanswered.
Faust VIII and his pants waltzed and waltzed. It was great fun, or so it seemed. Thus ends the mystery of Faust VIII's pants. At least it should end......for if it did not, perhaps Eliza should pummel you with her female fist of fury.
A/N : Thanks for reading! My german is so very little! I had to add german in there for Faust VIII is german! Hooray for pants and all that they stand for! Read on, for I have acknowledged those who have reviewed! Please?
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