Chapter 2: Dizzy, The Super Herorine!

ABA soon found herself inside the mess hall for the May ship. Many girls and 'cafeteria ladies' were there, to ABA, it looked more like a school cafeteria. ABA decided to grab some of the usual things anyone should eat in the morning, like cereal, an apple and some orange juice. Once ABA found an empty chair she set her key down and smiled evilly.

"Paracelsus, time for your orange juice!"

"No! You know I hate the acidic beverage!" The key began hopping away, but ABA soon tackled it.

"Not so fast! Crafty one!" ABA smiled at her prisoner, this is what they have always done in the morning, however, after awhile, the key decided to stop eating or drinking all together because of it, causing him to tape the sides of his mouth with X shaped ban aids.

"Besides, you know I don't eat anymore!" Paracelsus shouted.

ABA turned her head awkwardly to find that each and every single crew member, even Dizzy was staring impolitely at the spectacle at hand.

"What?" She asked.

They all shrugged.

"Well?" ABA was starting to wonder why or what they were staring at.

Dizzy pointed to Paracelsus, who was currently trying to snap ABA's neck in half with the chains he usually bared. ABA turned around quickly and smiled.

"Nice try!"

"Dang it!"

Dizzy never understood anyone with any kind of obsession; she thought that the obsession with Johnny May had been nothing more than a fond adoration, except in this new crew members case, this was almost completely different. Dizzy, being the kind and generous one, decided to invite ABA and her supposed guardian key.

"Hey! ABA! You're welcome to sit over here with me and May!" Dizzy waved her hand about in order to gain her attention. Necro yelled in her head about dirty hobos. While Undine told him to shut the fettle sticks up, which Dizzy cringed for a moment at, because she knew what Undine had meant.

ABA snapped her head in Dizzy's direction, stared for awhile and then smiled. Getting up from the floor with Paracelsus, she began to pick up her tray and turn her attention to sitting down with some possible first time friends!

"Ok!" ABA then proceeded her journey to Dizzy's table, which oddly seemed to be slowed by suspension physics, carrying Paracelsus, who didn't look to happy right at that moment that is until…intervention! Ky, our favorite Holy knight, has just decided to bust in, causing multiple spilling of milk cartons, juices and a few other things to spill on someone.

"Ahh! My new dress!" Dizzy screamed. Fire soon lit up in her eyes and anger slowly began to rise, Ky began walking about the Mess Hall, looking for someone.

"Ok….which one of you has a name that is held within initials?" Ky asked.

The girls all looked at each other confused, then one of them pointed at ABA, who was currently licking spilled apple juice off of Paracelsus. Ky soon reached her and looked at the disturbing picture, he shuttered.

"Um…young lady, you…are licking a legendary weapon there."

"So?" ABA turned away from her favorite key and pouted. "You want Paracelsus too don't you?"

"Um…well yes, you see, it is a relic from the Holy wars and I need it back so no one is in danger of all the items connecting to create a huge destructive gear weapon bent on destroying the universe!" Ky took a breath of air and patted his chest. "Whew…"

ABA just stared for a moment, and then she blinked. "Wait…what?"

"Dang it! Just give me the key axe you kingdom hearts clone!" Ky reached for it, but was stopped by an extremely angry looking Dizzy. Ky fell down on his bottom from the sudden appearance and frowned.

"Uh, what's the matter Dizzy?" Ky asked, afraid to think that he may have had something to do with it.

"You…made me spill something on my new dress!" She said through an oddly unfriendly voice.

"Oh….crap." Ky frowned farther.

"Prepare to face the wrath of…." Dizzy then grabbed her ruined dress and ripped it off to reveal…..Spandex in superhero style! Along with a cape and utility belt she just happened to make out of paper and cardboard.

"Super Dizzy!"

Ky just stared for at her for a few moments, then he keeled over and began snickering uncontrollably. "S-s-sorry….I can't help it….that is just plain….pathetic!" Ky then stood up in front of a fuming Dizzy, slapping his lap, making the spectacle funnier by the second, soon enough, the others began laughing as well, even Johnny, who had just arrived from his bubble bath, keeled over at the sight that was Dizzy in a poorly made costume.

"That's it! Prepare for a world of hurt!" Dizzy fumed loudly; she quickly grabbed for her 'utility belt' and grabbed what looked like mini versions of her in the form of throw able shurikens. She pulled her arm back and threw them straight at KY, Ky; being to consumed by laughter, didn't notice the sharp Dizzy projectiles coming towards him. Unfortunately, they cut his hair and made it look like a buzz cut, they also cut his pants and uniform.

Ky, startled by what had just happened pulled out a mirror and looked at his hair, then he screamed loudly.

"My beautiful hair is gone! The torment! The agony! The pain!" Ky threw the mirror away, almost hitting May square in the face.

"Hey!" She yelled.

Ky then grabbed his infamous Thunderseal and proceeded to jump off of the May ship, yelling into a intercom about aborting the current mission.

The whole May ship fell into silence, for many reasons of course, one, how the heck did Ky get aboard the ship when it was so high in the air without being noticed? Tow, how did Dizzy make that costume, and why was it flowing in the wind, when there was none? And three….what the heck was ABA doing licking her key? These were all floating questions in everyone's minds as the silence grew more intense.

Soon enough, Dizzy comprehended what happened and broke the silence.

"Um….Ahem…Dizzy saves the day! Goodbye good people! Away!" Dizzy then leapt into the air, jumping up and down, trying to force Necro and Undine to fly, Necro was screaming to make her stop, and Undine was shouting about cramps. Soon enough Dizzy disappeared onto the decks, leaving everyone to stare.

"What the heck…" ABA cursed.

"Yep, that's the first time I've seen it too." Johnny agreed.

"Do you think she could have actually flied out of here?" May asked.

"Nope." replied April.

Dizzy soon enough came back from the back doors of the kitchen, looking out of breath and acting as if nothing has happened. "Hello everyone! Did I miss something?"

"…" Everyone stares at her like she is insane.

"What? Come on! It's my first time….sheesh…" Dizzy pouted.

"So….why is everyone sitting down? Let's clean this place up!" said one of the Lunch ladies.

"Yeah!" yelled some of the girls, the others, which consisted of Dizzy, May, April, ABA, and Johnny, who isn't a girl at all, decided to leave before they were caught in the girls 'cleaning' time.

Johnny found his favorite recliner and plopped down on it, a serious look on his brow as he began to think on the past, humiliating, but funny events that just happened. Rubbing his chin, he looked to Dizzy, May and April who were currently sitting down in front of him expectantly, ABA, however, was at the candy bar machine, eating far too much sugary sweets.

They were in side an office room right next to the kitchens; it mostly consisted of a hall way that formed an L, a few rooms and a candy bar machine, that as you already know, consisted of one lone girl, a key and a few bars of insanely sugary sweets.

"Alright, first we need to figure out why Ky came onto our ship for one of our crew mates."

Dizzy raised her hand madly, trying to get Johnny to call on her, for some reason or another; she thought they were at a business meeting.

"Uh…yes…Dizz?"

"He said that her key was an important and destructive relic from the crusades!" Dizzy smiled while finishing her sentence.

"Oh…well that isn't too surprising, good job Dizzy." Dizzy smiled triumphantly.

May grimaced with jealousy and decided to get back at Dizzy later, but for now, all she could do was put ketchup on her tail, in hopes Pirate kitty would attack her later, May smiled and put her Ketchup bottle away. Dizzies tail twitched a little, but she didn't notice.

"How about I go and tell one of the smarter Pirates to research the weapons, this way we can find them, and sell them to the police or the highest bidder!" May smirked at her amazing plan and bowed.

"That's a great idea!" Johnny bellowed, getting up from his chair. "To the computer room, away!" Johnny then proceeded to run past a munching ABA and into the computer room in order to research about the items.

"Well, I suppose I shall go and make some lunch! See you May!" Dizzy got up from the ketchup splattered chair and left for the kitchen, soon enough, Pirate kitty followed her.

After a few moments, May could hear Dizzy trying to get the rabid cat away from her tail.

"Oh god! Get it off! It licks my tail! It's a demon!" Then the cat was seen thrown off of the rail.

"Oh well…the cat was sacrificed, but it was worth it! Ha, ha!" May leaped from her hair and laughed manically.

"Did you forget to take your pills again May?" April asked fro the seat next to her.

"Uh….um….yes…" May hung her head in shame.

"Go take them." April pointed to another hallway that was labeled 'Medications' on the other side of the room. May soon went after it, leaving April alone.

"Finally!" April then took out a game boy and began playing it for hours on end.

Meanwhile Dizzy was still traumatized from the Pirate cat incident, Undine was currently comforting Dizzy, while Necro was drawing things about kicking cats and how they benefit regular and daily life. They were currently on Dizzies bed.

"Calm down Dizzy, it's alright! I'm sure the cat didn't mean to attack you! You know it likes Ketchup!"

"But Ketchup is the color of blood!" Dizzy cried.

"I say we burn them all with fire!" Necro said.

"Shut up Necro!" Undine then proceeded with an ice fish in his face.

"Urgh!"

"Hey! I'm the one with the problem here!" Dizzy complained.

"You shut up!" Necro pointed at her.

"Wha? I'll kill you!" Dizzy then used her ketchup smeared tail to bite Necro's head.

"Ahh! I've gone handicapped!"

Then Dizzy smacked Undine in the face, even though she didn't really do anything.

"Ouch!"

Because they were all hitting each other one way or another, they all began to hit each other until a huge fight broke out between them. Necro was unleashing a Gamma blade, while Undine performed the super boss attack Dizzy used before, while all Dizzy had was her tail. The battle was lopsided and insane, and yet for some reason, no one noticed.

Meanwhile, Testament was roasting a turkey over an open fire, readying to bite it like a hungry orphan, until he sensed the immense energy coming from the May ship just up ahead. He stopped his current lunch plan and looked to the sky.

"What the…is that Dizzy? They had better not hurt her! Those corrupt dirty little humans!" As Testament says this, however, the camera goes to a pile of magazines that say 'Cover girl' on them. Testament quickly grabs the camera man and pierces his throat.

"Ahhh!" the camera man screamed.

"That's what you get you dirty snooping human!" Testament finished killing the guy, the grabbed his turkey and made his way in the direction of the May ship, defying all laws of gravity and physics by flying without wings or anything else.

"Hold on Dizzy! I shall be there soon enough!"

End chapter

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