Chapter Three: Insanity Anyone?

The fight between her raged on in what some would call psychotic. Dizzy was currently biting Undines hair, while Necro was punching Dizzy in the head. Dizzies tail currently busied itself with a bottle of ketchup it had found lying on Dizzies bed. As the fight raged on, May decided to check on dizzy to see how she was doing, now being calm and collected because of her "pills."

"Hey, Dizzy, did you take Johnny's videos again? Or is that you making that chung-lee noise in there?" May pressed her ear to the door, in order to get a better hearing of what might be occurring in there. Soon enough, the words became clearer, but what she heard was disturbing.

"Ah! Necro, what are you doing! That will never fit in there!"

"Ha! Feel the burn women!" This soon followed by a loud cry, which sounded like something was being done in there.

"Necro! How dare you!" May then heard an Ice cracking noise, then Necro being smashed against a drawer.

"Urgh!"

"The pain!"

"I broke my finger nail!"

"…"

May backed up from the door, confused and blushing, she was wondering what the heck they could be doing in there, and whether it was possible for Dizzy to even know about the things she suspected of her. May soon decided that the only way to find out was to bust down the door with her anchor!

"Dizzy! That is not the right way to feel better!" May bust down the door only to find a scene that really wasn't very claming, or for that matter, sanitary, Dizzy was currently using her tail to knaw on Necro's head, while Necro screamed and blasted beams everywhere, Dizzy was punching Undine, while Undine was biting Dizzies Arm in an attempt to get her to stop throwing Punches. Dizzy also had a jar on her head, May guessed that had come from when she heard Dizzy say "it would never fit in there.", because her hair was frazzled and looked like it was forced into the jar, but it wasn't enough to suffocate her.

"Uh…did you too have a fight, or are you just trying to kill your self?"

The three, or rather Dizzy, stared at May surprised, then they all pointed at one another, Necro to Dizzy, Undine to Necro, and Dizzy to Undine.

"He/She/it stared it!" they all screamed.

"I don't care who started it! Why were you fighting anyway, and why are you all smeared with ketchup? Wait….oh…yeah."

Dizzy ripped the jar from her head, anger in her eyes, Necro backed off, and Undine looked sheepish. Dizzy stood up, he tail still munching on food that was lying about her room, Dizzy then marched over to May, fist clenched, she pointed a finger at May, who's head retreated, staring at the ominous finger.

"You were the one who put ketchup on my tail in order to make Pirate kitty attack me weren't you!"

"Come on! It's just a joke between friends….right Dizzy…umm...right? He he..." May began backing up as Dizzies anger raised, and then at the moment May turned to run, Dizzy yelled "Necro Install!" And chased the poor pirate girl, May running for dear life.

"Ahhh! Satan has come for my souuuullll! May ran past Johnny, who came around to see where May was for so long, Johnny wondered where she was off to, just to find his answer as an angry Dizzy pursued our favorite pirate girl.

"Well…better get the medical files." Johnny sighed as he headed for Mays medical insurance.

Testament, finally arriving aboard the may ship, decided to head for the decks, considering Dizzies power outburst, which were becoming stronger, Dizzy wouldn't be in an enclosed space of any kind, his assumption was correct, for as soon as he took a step, an orange blur ran past him yelling "It's Satan!" which sounded like her words were following her, so it was hard to hear, but Testament understood her words anyway, at least to an extent.

"Satan? What's she talking about?" Testament didn't have much time to scratch his head in thought however, for Dizzy soon ran right past him, just as the first, only with more force, yelling "Kill!" the entire time. Testament knew now what had happened up here.

"Oh crap…not another accident." Testament sighed and decided to find Johnny, trying to stop two things that ran faster than him, was almost impossible. He then headed towards the medical insurance rooms, guessing Johnny would be preparing May for the hospital if she were caught.

Johnny was just about to open Mays file when there was a Knock on his door, agitated, thinking it was April again, asking for more batteries, opened the door violently and yelled at the person.

"What do you want you gaming obsessed freak?"

Testament blinked. "I haven't played a game since I was 7! What are you trying to say?"

"Oh, Testament, what are you doing here? I thought you were April." Johnny then pointed to April playing a PSP, her eyes were red and looked tired, explaining why Johnny was frustrated, because she must have asked for plenty of batteries in order to play long enough for THAT to happen to her eyes.

"Well, I'm not; I came over because I sensed Dizzy using her gear powers, I found out why a moment ago, turns out she's chasing one of your 'crew mates'.

"Oh yeah….that's why I'm in here….you see…I think Dizzy lost her sanity."

"She never had 'sanity' Johnny, only pure innocence! Now you crazy humans have taught her how to deal with emotions called 'anger'!" Testament was now in a posture commonly known as the "I'm Angry and I'm going to do what she is doing to you!" kind of thing.

"Hey, hey, now calm down, I had nothing to do with it, you can't stop her from having free will, free will is what makes use human! You're a human too, if not, you'd be listening to someone's orders, now wouldn't you? Free will takes innocence, it was about time Dizzy did so before it was too late."

"…You were practicing that line weren't you?" Testament asked bluntly.

"Yep, but I seemed to have gotten a point across to you."

"….What is it I'm going to do now? I'm stuck down there, watching a forest, and here you are…doing what you want!"

"You could stop trying to protect her from free will and…watch her from here, I could use another person to keep things under order, as you know, we need gender differences, at least to a certain point….there are times when…well I just can't help them…you know?"

"Uh…yeah..." Testament put away the scythe he carried in defense and sighed. "So…uh…I can just…watch her from here?"

"Testament, old' buddy…I think we need to talk a little about….personal enjoyment!" Johnny smiled deviously at Testament, causing him to frown.

May didn't think she was going to escape now, she had reached a dead end in a hall way and was trapped, she was now at the mercy of Dizzy. She looked around for anything that might be of any use for her, a laundry chute or maybe something that would lead to another room, but to no avail. It wasn't until May has just realized this painful fact, that an angry voice spoke from behind her.

"Now I got you! Now let's see how you like to be mauled by a cat!" At this, Dizzy pulled out a stray cat and a can of tuna.

"No…" May replied.

"Oh yes…." Dizzy nodded in satisfaction.

"Ill do anything! I'll be your servant! I'll clean you laundry for a week!"

"Make it two weeks and you have a deal." Dizzy stopped her Necro install and held out her hand, a satisfied smile on her face.

"Alright…." May sighed and shook her hand.

"You should go now; I have some interesting spills on my clothes this time!"

"Crap…" May sighed and walked away to the laundry decks.

Once May was out of sight, Dizzy spotted Johnny, and Testament, who appeared to have a much lighter attitude than usual, Johnny appeared to be leading him to a dark room, and Dizzy knew nothing good could come from that, because she knew what that room was full of! Manly things…were what Johnny told her, but she had Necro go in there once, and he came out with a few more pounds of weight…

Dizzy decided to intervene before Testament turned into a slob like Johnny was sometimes.

"Uh…I better go now!" She then flew over to Testament and Johnny, hoping Johnny didn't brainwash him yet.

Testament was really trying to listen to Johnny's talk about the daily life of a human, but he couldn't really understand it, what were these things about, brushing your teeth? And going to the bathroom? That just seemed like a waste of time, and this other thing called, mid-age crisis, when a middle aged man or women began fearing that their life on this planet was getting shorter by the minute.

"So…are you saying that I have to do these things in order to live a comfortable and stable life?"

"That's exactly what I'm saying…now about women…"

"Testament! Do not listen to him! He is just trying to make you into a Johnny clone!"

"Huh?"

"What?"

Both of them turned to see Dizzy rushing towards then at high speeds, almost like she was trying to stop a bomb from going off before it destroyed all of human kind, both Johnny and Testament decided that the best thing to do was to jump out of the way like their lives depended on it, and in fact, that's exactly what they did.

"Testament! Starboard side! I go on the other! Go!" Johnny then leaped out of the way like a man would 'hit the dirt', Testament doing the same, as soon as Dizzy reached them, she couldn't stop, so she crashed into a garbage can right behind them.

"Argh! The banana peels!"

"Well…that was interesting…" Testament replied.

"She's going to be in there for awhile…"

"Why?"

Just then, the garbage can was pulled into the wall, and then came back, with no Dizzy in it.

"That's why."

"Where did she go?" Testament turned to Johnny violently, thinking that there might be a furnace down there or something.

"A big pile of…doom…doom..." Johnny frowned; Dizzy would chase him for a week after this.

"That isn't even right!"

"Sure isn't…." Johnny frowned and decided to go to his 'Man Room' anyway. "Coming Testament?"

"I've got no choice…" Testament frowned, and then followed him into his room.

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