Chapter Four- The Man Room
The room wasn't what Testament had expected, he had expected to see x-rated covers and magazines all over the place, but instead of these perverted things, all Testament seen were a lot of video games, a huge Television and a fridge with snacks that looked almost impossible to believe existed.
"What…? Testament said surprised.
"Heh! What? Did you expect Porn all over the place? No…I'm not that kind of guy." Johnny tipped his hat and smirked as he walked over to the extra soft recliner he had in his room.
"So...this is all you have in here?" Testament asked.
"Yep."
"Nothing perverted or disgusting?"
"Nope. Except maybe if you count the bikini ad in this video gaming magazine, but that wasn't really intentional."
"I guess I've miss interpreted you…"
"That's nothing to worry about; after all, you are a human…with thoughts."
"I never really thought that you were so thoughtful." Testament walked over to a seat beside Johnny and picked up a magazine right next to the chair.
"Heh, the word "thought" was said quite a few times…"
"I know, don't ruin it!" Testament replied.
Meanwhile Dizzy has found herself in the "DOOM!" area. Where all of the crews….waste goes. And let's just say Dizzy was silently sharpening a knife that looked like it was made out of titanium metal.
"Today we will be having a Johnny omelet with hamburgers and a side "sausage"!" Dizzy murmured wickedly.
"Whoa! That's evil and insane! Finally! I'm rubbing off on her!" NERCO shouted happily.
Undine shook her head, only because she could not find out a reason or a counter to tell Dizzy that would take the DOOM off of her mind.
"Alright…now all I need to do is get the heck out of her and maybe I'll be able to KILL JOHNNY!" Dizzy got up from the pile of peeled bananas and began screaming 'revenge'.
Looking left and right, she noticed almost no way to get out of the tight spot she was in currently, that is until she noticed the hatch for the disposal of trash.
"Ah! I could climb in through that and use the knife as a support for climbing!"
Undine smiled at Dizzies intelligence and congratulated her, except for Necro; for he knew there was nothing to congratulate someone about in a waste dump.
"Yeah, well can we go now? I'm beginning to feel nauseous." Necro complained.
"Alright! Here I come Johnny!" Dizzy growled evilly, causing Undine to sigh and Necro to cackle.
Meanwhile, again, as Johnny was eating some chips, he noticed an evil sense coming from somebody wanting revenge.
"Oh crap…looks like Dizzy wants a little pay back for the dodging out of the way thing…."
"Oh…yeah, I think that was one of the first times I feared for my life." Testament added.
"Mine too…" Johnny looked thoughtfully at the door and decided to check on his newer crewmember, realizing he just spent a 3 hour's time in his 'man room'.
"Crap! I've got to check on ABA! She might have eaten all of our reserve snacks!" With that, Johnny bust out of the room leaving Testament to himself.
"Hmm….I can't stay here….I'll gain a pound." Testament then brushed himself off and walked outside of the room, closing the door behind him, it wasn't long before he viewed Dizzy holding a knife in her hands, her eyes redder than usual.
"Exit! Stage Right!" Testament shouted, before ducking out of the way and running as Dizzy swiped the knife at an amazing speed.
"Come back here meat!" Dizzy shouted, giving chase.
May just happened to pop up when Dizzy began her chase and 'happened to take in the view.
"Ha! He's finally getting his!" May cried, clutching her hands for emphasis. It took her awhile to notice that April was standing next to her, slurping an slushy silently.
"Uh…"
"Yeah, I know, I seen nothing."
"Good."
With this April walked away, leaving May to the remaining things having to do with clothing.
Johnny ran as fast as he could around the ship, he could find ABA, so in order to get away from the impending dizzy threat; he began to run as fast as he could hoping to evade Dizzy long enough for her to calm down. As he ran he was also making sure some of the pirates were alright, except it was only by looking at them through his sun glasses as he ran, only because if he stopped, Dizzy would probably catch up to him, thinking about all of these possibilities made it impossible for him to see Testament rushing after him as he ran away from the thing Johnny was actually trying to avoid! Soon enough, they both collided!
"AHHH! THE FACE!
"MY HAIR!"
They both fell down and were knocked into a short unconscious state, just long enough for Dizzy to approach them!
"Now I will Cut you up and put you on the Ice dogs!" Dizzy said, making hand gestures that could have been mistaken for the finger.
Both Johnny and Testament looked at each other, deciding what they could do in order to save their lives; soon enough, jumping over board meant something. Nodding, they both got up, shook Dizzies hand, and both jumped right over the ship as it sailed in the air, 100,000 feet.
"Kyaaaaa!"
"Dang Testament! It isn't that bad!"
Dumbfounded, Dizzy could not find the right words as to what had just happened in front of her eyes, that is until it clicked, causing her to panic.
"Holy Crap! Johnny and Testament jumped overboard!
Soon enough, as Dizzy smashed a near by Alarm that specifically and conveniently labeled the current situation, the whole ship crew was in a panic as they all began to go after the to ship abandoners.
END CHAPTER.
Yes…I know it was short, I will try to lengthen it soon! Review!