Hotel Luv Luv
Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King, but it doesn't make a difference since I'm taking this fanfic off this site soon enough anyway.
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Chapter 1: Love That Hotel
It was a fine spring morning when Yoh decided that it was time to have a vacation from the shaman fights.
"Come on, Anna! Can't we have a vacation?" Yoh pleaded to Anna. "All of us really, really, really, wanna go!"
"No," Anna replied.
"Aw, Anna. Don't be so cruel," Lyserg whined. "We all think that we deserve it, right guys?"
Everyone nodded.
"No." Anna replied again. "Well, there is one way."
"Yeah?" Everyone chorused.
"I'll only let you all go if Yoh can triple his training today and finish it by today."
"You go, Yoh!" Horohoro patted Yoh's back.
"Hehheh, easy for you to say, Horohoro," Yoh sighed.
After 12 gruesome hours of training.
"I-I did it Anna." Yoh gasped as he fell to the floor. "We g-get to go to Hokkaido for
Our vacation now, right?"
Anna instantly looked up from the magazine she was reading. "Hokkaido? I thought you wanted to go to France or something. If you wanted to go to Hokkaido for a vacation then I would have just let you go. It's so close by, I wouldn't have forced you to train triple as much."
"N-no," Yoh cried.
"Oh yeah, we're going!" Horohoro shouted with fist in the air.
Everyone packed their suitcases and bags. They all left on the same day. They took a plane to Hokkaido. It was close by but Lyserg insisted that they go on a plane, that way, the trip would be a lot faster; no one complained. They boarded the plane and got there at 9:30 pm.
"Horohoro, you reserved a hotel for us like we asked you to, right?" Ren asked Horohoro.
"Yup, it should be around this cor….ner…"
Sign: Hotel Luv Luv
"YOU IDIOT!" Ren shouted.
"Oops, hehheh. Sorry." Horohoro replied.
Horohoro approached the lady who was behind the counter, filing her nails. "Um, excuse me?"
The woman looked up at him and then continued filing her nails. "Yes? What can I help you with?" she asked.
"I made reservations for a few rooms here. It's under Horohoro…"
"Oh, yeah," the woman interrupted. "With a first name like that, who couldn't recognize it? Your rooms are on the 2nd floor. Here are the keys," the woman looked behind Horohoro and saw the rest of the group. "Aren't you all too young to be staying here?"
Silence…
"Uh…I'm their teacher. We're on a field trip," it was Faust who came to the rescue. "This was the cheapest hotel I could find around this area," he admitted sheepishly. "The truth is their biggest feast was the rice ball they had last week…which they all had to share. Yes, I know what type of hotel this is, but I insist. I'll be taking these keys, thank you."
Everyone was relieved.
Horohoro ran to the elevator and pushed the button. "I'm staying with Ren tonight." he declared while everyone was waiting for the elevator.
"Hey, no fair, Horohoro, I want to stay with him tonight" Pirika whined.
Everyone got on to the elevator.
"No way, Sis. You got to go on that ride with him, I get to stay in a room with him," Horohoro growled.
Jun scooted over to Ren and whispered "I didn't know you attracted so many hearts, Ren. You're more famous than what I give you credit for."
"Hey," Yoh started "That's not fair. I didn't even get a chance to be alone with him. How about if I go instead?"
Everyone turned their heads and stared at Yoh.
"I'm kidding. Just kidding."
"Sure," Anna mumbled.
"Ah, no, Anna! I'm not interested in guys! You've got it all wrong! I was joking! Come on, I have you, who else do I need?" Yoh said desperately.
"Apparently, Ren," Anna replied coldly.
"Anna. I was joking," Yoh whined.
"Lyserg, want to share a room with me?" Anna asked.
"Anna," Yoh complained.
"S-sure," Lyserg replied, blushing.
"Lyserg!" Yoh shouted. "How could?"
"I'm sorry, Yoh!" Lyserg shouted. "I-I don't know what came over me, aside from your pretty fiancée, Anna." Lyserg wrapped his hand over his mouth. "Oh god, where did that come from?"
"So, is that a no?" Anna asked Lyserg.
"Well, you know what they say: it's rude to turn down a lady. So, sure. I'll be your roommate," Lyserg practically laughed as he scratched the back of his head.
"Anna! No!" Yoh shouted in tears.
"No!" Ryu shouted. "Not my beloved Lyserg! And with the beauteous Anna at that!"
"Okay, so, Ren, who do you want as your roommate?" Horohoro whispered to Ren.
"Hmm, I think you, but that would look too suspicious. I have an idea: why don't you make a deal with Pirika?" Ren whispered back.
"Okay." Horohoro whispered. "Hey, Pirika!"
"Yeah?"
"Tell you what, if you let me stay with Ren this time, I'll let you stay in his room the next time whenever we go to sleep at the Tao's mansion, okay?"
"Ooh, deal!"
"Okay, all is clear." Horohoro whispered to Ren.
"Good." Ren replied.
"Hey, what are you two whispering about?" asked Faust.
"Nothing!" They both replied.
The elevator stopped at the 2nd floor.
"Was it just me or did it take quite a long time to go one floor up?" asked Yoh.
"I think we should have taken the stairs." said Jun.
The pairs: Yoh+Ryu Anna+Lyserg Tamao+Chocolove Jun+Lee-pailong
Horohoro+Ren Manta+Pirika Faust+Eliza
They all entered their rooms.
Everyone's thoughts: Well, I guess it's me and Ryu. Why am I separated from my beloved Lyserg! Hmph, see if I care Yoh Asakura. I-I'm with Anna. I can't believe it! Ooh, I wanted to be with Master Yoh. I'll have everyone begging for air with my jokes. I'm a bit concerned about Ren staying with Horohoro. Why didn't anyone recognize me? Alright, I'm with Ren! Sigh, why am I happy being stuck with him? Jackpot tonight …with Pirika! I really did want to stay with Ren…
Ahh, it is nice to be alone with my beloved Eliza again.
Yoh's POV
I was just kidding. I can't believe Anna took it seriously…well; I can actually, but still! She'll probably triple my training. And Lyserg, what's up with him, huh? He was incredibly happy about sharing a room wit Anna. And I'm stuck with Ryu. He's not bad, though, just when he starts to try to kiss me is when he bothers me. What to do?
End of Yoh's POV
Lyserg had just taken a shower and lay on his bed with a robe on. He sighed contently. And all he thought was I'm in the same room as Anna. I'm in the same room as Anna. I'm… That was all he had time to think before he decided to scan the room. Chair, chair, bed, closet, bathroom, lamp, table, sink, T.V. , door, chocolate under pillows, Hao sitting on a chair with crossed legs reading the Bible, please do not disturb sign, bookshelf…wait, Hao?
Lyserg took in the picture and paused. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, HAO!HOW DARE YOU!" Lyserg shouted at him.
"What? I know imagining the great Hao Asakura reading the Bible might be weird, but does it bother you that much? Are you Christian or something? Is that it? Look, if it bothers you that I might be Christian, don't worry. I was just waiting for that oh, so hot, Anna to finish showering, that's all." and with that, he continued reading the Bible.
"You, you….YOH!" Lyserg shouted. "HAO IS SEDUCING ANNA!"
BAM! The door opened.
"HAO! WHEN DO YOU EVER LEARN?" Yoh shouted, trying to catch his breath.
Silence.
Yoh was in shock. Here he was expecting to see Hao with his arms and hands on unmentionable places on Anna's body, but instead he finds him reading the Bible? Yoh turned to Lyserg.
"If you hadn't come he would have seduced Anna as soon as she got out of the shower!" Lyserg said to Yoh.
Hmmm, he's got a point. Thought Yoh.
"Yoh, Yoh, Yoh. How good to see you not married to my dear Anna." Hao smirked. "Even though that wouldn't have made a difference, I would have still taken Anna from you, not that you ever had her."
"Ooh, I never thought that I would see the day when I, Yoh Asakura, actually got pissed off more than that time when Faust dissected Manta!" Yoh growled.
Anna just came out of the bathroom in a very indecent robe.
"Anna!" Yoh shouted concerned.
"Anna." Lyserg shouted embarrassed.
"Mmm, Anna." Hao said with interest.
"Uuh, what?" Anna asked.
"Umm, well." They all said at the same time.
It was Hao who broke the silence. "Anna, I have come to take you away from that monster." he said pointing at Yoh.
"Don't go! It was a joke, I swear! I'm not interested in guys!" Yoh shouted
Lyserg was just blushing "Shouldn't you be in something more decent than that, Miss Anna?" he gulped.
Anna looked at herself. "Is it indecent?" she asked.
"NOT at all, Anna! It suites you perfectly!" Hao gave her a thumbs up. "And to think that this green-haired brat might have had you all for himself. Well, good thing I invited myself in. Not like my other half is any less annoying…these two are simply not worthy of you, Anna."
Yoh got up from where he was sitting and shouted at Hao "Look, Hao! I'm gonna be the one who will win Anna's heart! Why do care, you ask? Because I lo--"
Hao looked at his watch "Whoops!" he interrupted "I'm going to be late to get my hair done at the beauty salon. Sorry, gotta get going. Later Anna! Later Brat, later Yoh." and with that Hao burst in to flames and disappeared.
Yoh blushed and whispered to himself, "Well, at least no one heard me."
Lyserg was serious and tense, "I've got competition. But I will be the one to win your heart, Miss Anna, I will," he whispered.
Both of them thought that no one heard them but little did they know that right next to their room was the one Horohoro was staying in and on the other side was the room that Tamao was staying in.
Horohoro sneered. "Heh Heh heh…"
Ren just finished showering and came out in a robe while drying his hair with a towel. "I'm done you can go next--why in the world are you smiling?" Ren asked.
"I just heard Yoh shout, well, almost shout some really juicy stuff, Ren."
"Not this again, Horohoro, just give them some privacy. Now go take your shower."
"Hey," Horohoro smirked at Ren. "Why Do you keep on insisting that I take a shower, anyway, hmm? Do you want me to be clean for any specific reason, Ren? I mean, we are in a hotel named Hotel Luv Luv, after all."
" Wha-you're the one with the sick mind! And if you must know why I want you to take a shower, it's because I recall the last one you took was 2 months ago. So I don't want you to stink up our room." He answered.
"Is that all? Because I think that you're forgetting one teensy, weensy part." Horohoro sneered.
"And WHAT is THAT supposed to mean?" Ren asked.
"It means that you want to be one, open up, do it, have fun, lose something, and have sex." Horohoro finished.
"…….I think that you have the higher libido and that was disgusting." Ren replied. He dropped his back onto the bed. "But I admit, I was thinking of sharing a bed with you."
"Really!" Horohoro said eagerly.
"But now that I know that you're a sex craving maniac, I don't think I want to" Ren replied with his eyes closed.
"Shoot."
Horohoro went into the bathroom and took his shower. After 1 hour he came out in a light blue robe.
"Blue makes me look sexy, don't you think?" Horohoro asked in a seductive voice.
But Ren was already asleep by then.
"Shoot!" Horohoro cursed "Oh well, might as well sleep then"
In the next room was a wide eyed Manta and Pirika.
"Hey," Manta started. "Did you hear that?"
"Uh-huh" replied Pirika, wide eyed on her bed.
A/N: I already said that I was going to get rid of this; it'll stay here for a week at most if I forget. Putting that aside, I don't have anything else to say.