Chapter: Youko golf's! (wonder how that'll turn out)

"Hello there, Mario!" One of the people shouted to him. He was wearing a green shirt, blue overalls, brown clicky shoes, and a cap with an 'L' on it. He had a black mustache and black hair. He looked, for the most part like Mario, save for the fact that he was taller, and less pudgy. He shouldered a golf club, and tossed a little lime green golf ball up and down.

Next to him, was a girl. She had chocolate colored hair falling about her shoulders, with a small pink tiara atop her head. She was wearing a tight fitting yellow sleeveless shirt, and really short, tight yellow shorts. She had yellow tennis shoes, and was swinging her golf club like a sword. To her it was a sword, anyways.

Closely following her, but keeping at a distance, was another girl. She appeared older, and had lemon colored hair with a little golden crown in her hair. She was wearing a sleeveless pink dress that was far to short, and pink tennis shoes. She cradled her golf club carefully in her arms.

Last, was the giant monkey. He was wearing nothing more than a red tie with the letters 'D' and 'K' on it. The rest of him was covered in brown fur. He was holding the golf club over his shoulder and was walking with both feet and one hand. Normal monkey behavior.

The Rekai Tantei and Youko were baffled. More than baffled. They were completely lost.

"All in favor of ditching the golf course say aye." Yusuke whispered. He received 'ayes' from everyone save for Youko, who was actually looking forward to this golfing thing. The boys turned to where the door stood, well used to stand. It had spontaneously disappeared.

Kurama gazed out over the ocean themed golf course, spotting an 'Exit' sign.

"I suppose we have to play though the course to get to the exit." He said.

"Oh, goodie." Hiei said in a dull hollow voice.

"Well," Mario said briskly. "Now-a that you're all-a here, let's-a play golf!"

The other four approached them.

"Oh," Mario said, "These are-a Luigi," He pointed to the man in the green, "Daisy," the girl in the yellow, "Princess Toadstool, or Peach," the girl in the pink. "And Donkey Kong, or DK."

"Oook ook." DK said.

"Likewise." Youko sighed. Kurama looked at the fox demon.

"You speak monkey?" he asked. Youko just gazed unblinking at Kurama.

"Take that as a yes..." Kurama said under his breath.

Gradually the intros wrapped up and the golfing part began.

First up was Luigi. He chose a long skinny golf club with a narrow club head (that's the part you hit the ball with). He stood to one side of the ball, club grasped firmly in his hands. Luigi took relative aim, brought the club over his head and swung.

"Hiiiii-YAAAAA!" he said, slamming the club head into the ball, sending it flying, trailed by a greenish streak. The golf ball landed just shy of a bunker.

Next was Kurama. He took a club labeled 1I, and adopted the same stance as Luigi had. Kurama took aim, brought the club back, and slammed it into his golf ball sending it flying into the blue, rose petals falling behind it.

"Interesting effect." He said, deep in thought. The golf ball landed on the green a few feet shy of the hole.

"Nice on!" Someone shouted. The Tantei looked around. Finding nothing, they took the voice as nothing and continued the game.

Next to golf, was the giant monkey DK. He grabbed a club with a half circle shaped head, 3W was written on it. DK stood to the side of the tee, holding the club with one massive hand. DK lifted the club back, over his head, and swung at the ball.

It was sent flying, close to the ground, and smacked into the flagpole.

"Pin Shot!" A random voice boomed out.

"What is that?" Kuwabara asked.

"That was the announcer." Princess Peach piped up.

Youko stepped up to the tee, placing a black speckled golf ball on it. Kurama gave him his golf club to barrow. The fox demon took up the same stance as everyone before, and lined up the club with the ball. He glanced over to where the hole was, brought the club back, and swung...hard. The golf ball sailed off into the sky, followed by silver sparkles. The golf ball landed on the green, bounced twice, rolled a few feet and finally plunked into the hole. Youko stared.

"Um, is that a good thing?" he asked.

"Hole in one!" The announcer dude yelled, "Great job!"

"Yes, Youko." Kurama sighed, jotting the score down on the sheet. "That is a good thing." Youko smiled, pleased, and retired to the back of the group to sit on the grass and watch the people golf.

Mario golfed next, sending the ball onto the fairway just shy of the green. Princess Peach managed to land in a bunker to the right of the green, and Yoshie hit his golf ball into the flag, causing the announcer dude to shout out,

"Flag shot!" he yelled.

"I'm gonna kill who ever is doing that." Hiei growled. Youko smirked.

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Next up, Hiei tries his hand at golfing. How will he do? Will Yoshie flip out again? How will Kuwabara do golfing? All answered in the next chapter!!!

A/n: hi peoples! just a sad lonely fic authoress here, requestin greviews cuz this fic is so unpopular! maybe (person who reviews my fics who i think is nice cuz they review my fics) will review...maybe not. Anyway, if any of the (as of now non existant) reviewer people have some ideas for thsi I'd be happy to hear cuz i'm a bit stuck. arigatou mina-san, bai!