Chapter three: The golf ball vs. the fire demon

At this time, all those who had hit their golf balls ran out onto the course leaving Daisy, Yusuke, Hiei and Kuwabara standing on the teeing green.

"Who goes next?" Yusuke asked.

"You do." Hiei replied flatly. The Spirit Detective shrugged and took his place by the tee, placing his golf ball on it. He selected a golf club with a thin club head and set himself up. Once Yusuke was sure he had the right stance, he lined the club up with the ball and swung. Yusuke managed to uproot grass and break the tee for his efforts.

"Dang it," he muttered, and set himself up for another swing. This ended the same way...as did the next fifteen tries. Finally the Spirit Detective got annoyed, having only knocked the golf ball of the tee again. He picked the golf ball up, tossed it the air and hit it like a baseball. The ball sailed through the air, fell the ground, bounced, and finally landed in the ocean.

"Dang!" Yusuke shouted, watching as a little orange dude on a cloud fished his golf ball out and placed it on the shoreline. He stomped off and stood beside his golf ball.

"Hn." Hiei said coldly, watching as Yusuke swore at his golf ball and kicked sand into the air.

Daisy spoke up,

"Why don't you go then?" she urged the fire demon. He stared coldly at her a moment, then dejectedly placed his golf ball on the tee (which by now stood in a small patch of dirt).

Hiei stood to the side of the tee and lined the club up with the golf ball. Not bothering to aim, Hiei swung. And missed.

Kuwabara sniggered. The fire demon ignored it, though and set up for another shot. He swung again.

And missed again.

Kuwabara stifled his laughter, but this time it sounded more like 'gosh, who'd have though Hiei would have bad aim.'

The fire demon stalked up to Kuwabara and slammed the club over his head. Kuwabara fell backwards onto the grass.

Hiei stared at his golf club icily.

"Oh, darn." He said ever so sarcastically. "My club broke, guess I can't golf." And indeed, Hiei's golf club was now shaped like Kuwabara's profile. Ugh.

Hiei tossed the scrap metal aside and stepped to the side, letting the brown haired girl forward.

"You know," she said as she passed. "You can always use a different club."

She set herself up, and swung, landing the golf ball a few feet onto the green. Daisy smiled, flouncing off onto the course to stand by her golf ball.

Taking into account that Kuwabara was still knocked out, Hiei decided that he was up again. He stood by the tee, this time taking careful aim, and swung. The golf ball, this time, sailed into the air, once it reached the highest point it had traveled six feet. Scowling, Hiei used his Jagan eye, and made the golf ball fly onto the green.

"Hey!" Youko yelled angrily, from where he stood on the green, "You're not allowed to do that!"

"Where in the rules does it say I can't?" Hiei shouted, equally ticked off. Youko stayed silent after that. Hiei stalked off of the teeing green and out onto the golf course.

Behind him, Kuwabara was recovering from being whacked with the golf club and sat up (darn, and I was hoping he'd stay down and get left behind...).

He glanced quickly around. He saw absolutely no one. Kuwabara shrieked, jumping to his feet.

"NOOOO!" He shouted, "I've been left behind and I'm never gonna get back to Tokyo ever again!" Kuwabara shrieked again.

"Kuwabara!" Yusuke shouted from his spot on the beach. "Hit the damn golf ball already!"

Kuwabara then noticed that everyone had simply gone out and was standing on the course. He sighed out of relief and took his position at the tee.

"One fer the money, two for the show, three to get ready and..." Kuwabara didn't take aim; in fact, he closed his eyes and swung, "GO!"

Kuwabara's golf club slammed into the ball and sent it flying out over the golf course. Unfortunately, Hiei was still walking towards the green. The golf ball sailed in a wide arch, eventually plummeting back to the ground.

Thwock!!!

You can just guess what happened...

Hiei whirled around, rubbing his head where the golf ball had connected. The first thing he saw was Kuwabara, up on the teeing green, screaming and running in circles. Then he saw Yusuke on the beach, laughing uncontrollably at Kuwabara. Then last he saw Daisy, sniggering to herself.

"Dragon..." Hiei muttered...

In short, the teeing green had been completely destroyed and Kuwabara had been dragged out of the flames, smoldering. Then some random paramedics had taken him away, and the manager of the golf course screamed until she was red in the face at Hiei. He didn't seem to care.

After all that had wrapped up, everyone finished their turns. Everyone save for Kuwabara that is, because he now had FOURTH degree burns all over his body and had to be treated immediately. Pity, isn't it?

At the end of the first hole out of five, the scores were:

Youko: -2

Hiei: -1

Kurama: 0

Mario: 0

Peach: 0

Luigi: 1

DK: 1

Daisy: 2

Yoshie: 2

Yusuke: 3

Kuwabara: DISQUALIFIED

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Thus ending the third chapter! It took a REALLY long time to finish one hole, so I'm gonna make this a five hole golf course so my story doesn't wind up being twenty some chapters. Golf courses are supposed to have 18 holes...