My sister is making me put up another chapter and a few people are telling me to keep it...I didn't think anyone would want to read this but some people are. Flame-chan managed to force me to post 2 more chapters, including this one. Man, this whole thing sucks…
Chapter 3: The Kissing Show
"That was good breakfast!" Horohoro sighed happily as he stretched. "Sorry about eating all the food though. It was good…"
"We'll eat brunch later on, my treat." Jun offered "So where do you propose we go to now? Do we know anyone who knows Hokkaido? (Horohoro: Me! Me!) Horohoro?"
"Well, I only know where the Ainu villages are, but I'm sure I could get my way around town. I adapt fast. Nothing surprises me."
"Um…did you forget about the time when you were surprises that you had to pay to stay in hotels?" Pirika reminded.
"Hey, that must have been a recent thing! I mean, whoever heard about paying to stay over at a hotel?" Horohoro laughed; whoever heard of paying to stay at another person's house?
Bason flashed out of his memorial tablet "Young Master, I don't mean to intrude, but as your guardian, I ask you: Did you and Horohoro do anything out of your normal experimenting?"
"No. We didn't" I wasn't proud about it. I lied. Wait, we really didn't do anything out of the normal experimenting. Oops, never mind…
"C'mon, do we look gay to you?" Horohoro laughed cheerfully. "I mean what are the chances? Sure we both already admitted to liking each--owww!"
Ren had elbowed Horohoro in stomach again. "Please," Ren said coolly "Why would I like a boy? For one, he's stupid so, why would I like an idiot like him, anyway? I have no interest in guys whatsoever."
"So, nothing, Master Ren?" Bason asked.
"Nothing."
"Good. As the Tao's only son, it is important that you--"
"Important message! I have an important message!" Silva interrupted. He was right by the door. He was gasping for air; he had been running.
Both Horohoro and Ren were relieved that someone changed the subject.
Yoh walked towards Silva. He asked him "What's up, Silva? Why are you here?"
"I came here as soon as I found out. Hao is here in Hokkaido!" he warned them. "I didn't want any of you to face such danger, so I'm warning you al--!"
Silva looked at his right and saw Hao reading the Bible, sitting down with all of them.
He paused.
Hao looked up. He noticed Silva and flashed him a grin and waved at him, then went back to reading his Bible again.
"Oh, my god! He's already here! Yoh, are you alright, is everyone alright?" Silva shouted to Yoh.
"Yeah, yeah, we're all fine, don't worry, Silva. Hao's only here so he can freeload off of us. If he killed us, well, then he'd have to pay, so we're fine. No need to worry." Yoh explained to Silva.
"And you believed him? Yoh, this is Hao Asakura we're talking about! He's not some escaped prisoner, if he was, by all mean he could freeload off of you all! But this isn't an escape prisoner; this is s 1,000 year old murderer who tried to destroy the human race!" Silva shouted to Yoh.
"Excuse me; I'd like it if you would call me a 13 year old murderer, not 1,000! Have you ever seen a 1,000 year old with skin like this?" Hao shouted to Silva with his face out of the Bible.
"Don't worry." Yoh laughed. "If I listened to you when Ren wasn't our friend then he'd still be our enemy. You know Silva, Ren saved a lot of our necks in the past 9 months."
"Bu-"
"All in favor of ice cream say I!" Hao shouted.
"I!" Everyone shouted back.
"Decided! It's on Yoh!" Hao shouted. "Come on, there's a Baskin Robbins outside."
"You wanna join us, Silva?" Yoh asked with a grin on his face.
"Ahem, well, to make sure that Hao doesn't act in any suspicious activates I will join you all." Silva replied.
"Great!" Yoh smiled.
"Not too great for you, Yoh, you're supposed to pay for the ice cream," Ren mumbled.
"What was that, Ren?" Yoh asked.
"Nothing," Ren replied.
They left and found a seat for all of them (Including a seat for Eliza).
"Okaaay, who wants chocolate?" Hao asked.
Chocolove's and Horohoro's hand shot up.
"Who wants strawberry?"
Tamao's, Manta's, Horohoro's and Pirika's hand shot up.
"Who wants vanilla?"
The rest, Hao's and Horohoro's hands shot up.
"Horohoro, you do know that you put your hands up for all of the flavors?" Yoh asked.
"Yeah, so?" Horohoro answered defensively.
"Oh, let him. You only live once," Ren muttered.
"Oh!" Horohoro sighed with passion. "Ren, you care! I, am, so, happy! Oh! I'm blushing." Horohoro sighed happily with a twinkle in his eyes.
"OH GOD! WHAT DO I SEE IN YOU? WHY COULDN'T I HAVE GONE WITH A NICE CHINESE GIRL! I COULD HAVE GONE WITH XAO YIN! SHE WAS A NICE FEMALE! WHY HAVE I BEEN DATING A MAN? WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HOROHORO I'M INTERSTED IN! WHY!" Ren screamed while clenching the tablecloth.
"Master, you said that you weren't doing anything out of your normal experimenting!" Bason shouted.
"Oh, shut up! When have I ever allowed you ask questions about my social life?" Ren shouted back.
"I think this goes beyond 'social life'," Hao snickered.
Horohoro stood up and jumped off his chair. "Give me a hug, Ren!"
"What the he--! Arrrrrgh!"
"Whoa," Hao said as he looked up at Horohoro as he was falling on top of Hao. "This goes way past 'social life'"
Everyone knew that they should help Ren, they really did, but for some reason, they found it interesting seeing Ren struggle to get Horohoro off of himself.
"Get…off…of…me…Baka!"
"I told you that you can call me 'Horo' from now on."
"Uhh…well, you all did say he was the one who always spoke his mind, correct?" Silva asked.
Everyone (except for Poor Ren and Horohoro) nodded.
10 minutes later…
"GASP! You are Not light! I couldn't breathe!"
Horohoro paused from his 3 ice cream cones "Come on, Ren, you Know you enjoyed it."
"No, I didn't."
"Come on."
"No."
"Not even a teensy-weensy bit?"
"NO!"
"Ren, just have your peach ice cream," Jun offered, passing him his ice cream cone.
"Thank you, Sister."
Horohoro jumped up "Guess what? We both ordered the same thing, Ren!" he shouted, holding up his cone at Ren (they were sitting next to each other).
"That…" Ren started coolly. "IS BECAUSE YOU ORDERED EVERY SINGLE FLAVOR!" he shouted "You even took the liberty to empty out all the flavors, thankfully, after we got our cones!"
"Awww, you're being mean. But I know what will help, some good news."
"What would that be, Horohoro?" Ren asked irritated and twitching now.
"Since now that all of our friends know that we're together, gay, not straight, a couple, lovers, homosex-"
"The point please!"
"We can kiss in public! We can make out!" Horohoro shouted.
"THAT is supposed to be good news?" Ren screamed blushing.
"Oh, I think someone needs a sample." Horohoro whispered.
"YOU WOULDN'T!" Ren whispered loudly.
Too late. SMOOOOOOOOOOCH.
"Aw, fu-" Yoh covered Hao's mouth.
5 minutes later they're sharing an embrace, and Ren was not trying to stop for air.
The waitress came with some surprise milkshakes on a silver platter for the kids, but she did not expect to find two of the boys kissing and hugging!
KLANG!
"Oh, I'm sorry!" The waitress shouted. She had dropped the whole tray with 15 or so milkshakes.
"We don't blame you." Everyone said in a daze, staring intently at Ren and Horohoro.
"I…I don't mean to be nosy, but do they do this often?" The waitress asked.
They all shook their heads.
"I didn't think so, with your reaction." She replied still staring intently at the kissing boys.
"Gasp! Wow, record timing!" Horohoro grinned.
Ren sighed and lied back on his chair. "Well, now you all know."
"Wow..." Yoh managed to say.
"Did I see some tongue?" Hao asked twitching.
"How many times have you kissed?" Manta asked.
"Hmmm...I think that was number 3," Horohoro replied.
"You guys have only kissed three times?" Manta shouted.
"Why are you surprised?" Ren asked.
"You looked very experienced!" Ryu shouted.
"W-we did?" Horohoro asked, blushing.
Everyone: Funny he blushes now.
"W-was that tongue?" Hao asked, still twitching.
The next chapter is going to be the last one. Since it's going to stop in-between, there won't actually be an ending to it; it'll just be a weird spot where there should be more to it, but not exactly a cliffhanger.