Chapter four: Pebbles and vengeance

A/n: I'm very sorry to everyone who is a Kuwabara fan. I am not. I think Kuwabara is an idiot. Flame me if you like, but I just think its fun to bash him. Also, I kinda like to be mean to Yusuke, and most of the Mario Golf people like Daisy and Peach. Just a head's up, for that. Now, READ!!!

"On to-a-hole two!" Mario shouted, pointing off in the direction of an island that was in the shape of a flamingo.

"A flamingo?" Yusuke asked dully. "We're gonna golf on a flamingo…" he trailed off, realizing no one was listening, and smugly followed in the direction of a convenient bridge to the island.

Once on the island, the bridge promptly disappeared, leaving nothing of its existence there at all.

"Who's first?" Youko asked hopefully. Mario cleared his throat before answering.

"The person—" Here Yoshie made a dejected noise, "Uh, or animal," he added quickly, "with the most points goes first and we progress until the person with the least goes last.

"Meaning…?"

Mario sighed, then pointed to each of the golfers in turn.

"First Yusuke, then Yoshie, then Daisy, DK, Luigi, Peach, myself, Kurama, Hiei, and then Youko. Okay?"

Youko snorted, clearly unamused with being forced to go last.

"So, I'm going now then?" Yusuke asked. Mario nodded. The Spirit Detective shrugged and casually took his position at the tee. He took one look at the new course and yelled,

"This whole course is uphill!"

"What of it?" Luigi asked.

"I can't golf uphill!!" Yusuke protested.

"Deal with it." Hiei shot icily.

Yusuke, muttering unpleasant things under his breath, grabbed a golf club from the bag, and swung at the golf ball with out hesitation.

It sailed up, up, up and then down, down, down, landing in the heavy rough halfway up the hill.

"At least it's better than the ocean," Yusuke mumbled, before stomping off the green and onto the course.

Next, Yoshie took his turn, stepping up to the tee, and placing his golf ball on the tee.

Yoshie selected a short thing club with a big club head, and lined himself up with the ball.

"Yo-SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!" He screeched, slamming the club into the golf ball. It flew into the sky, a rainbow trailing it. The golf ball landed on the green,

"Nice on!" The announcer dude shouted. Yoshie beamed. Hiei cursed the announcer dude.

Next up was Daisy. Stepping up to the tee, she daintily placed her golf ball on it, and carefully lined herself up with the flag. She carefully brought the club back, and began her swing. She was halfway through the movement when a pebble hit her in the head, breaking her concentration completely. The golf club hit the tee, and the ball teetered on it before falling off and onto the grass. Daisy whirled around,

"Who hit me?" she demanded.

Silence.

Daisy sniffed, then turned around and placed the golf ball back on the tee. She set herself up again and swung. Then a stone hit her.

"Who the heck is doing that???" she shouted.

More Silence.

Now, thoroughly annoyed, Daisy hotly put her golf ball back on the tee, and began to lift the club over her head. Then, right before she swung she whirled around. A pebble connected with her forehead.

"STOP PEGGING ME WITH THE DARN ROCKS ALREADY!!!!!!" She screamed at the top of her voice, throwing the golf club into the midst of the group. After that, nobody threw rocks at her while she was teeing. Daisy managed to land her golf ball in the bunker.

Then DK hit his golf ball, it landed on the fast fairway. Luigi got his onto the fringe between the green and the fairway. Peach onto the fairway just shy of a bunker. And Mario on the beach bunker.

Before long, it was Kurama's turn. He stepped up to the tee, placing the golf ball onto it. He brought the club back and swung at the golf ball.

It flew off the tee and into the wild blue yonder, rose petals falling behind it. Then it landed on the green, about three feet from the flag.

"Excellent!" The announcer dude said, "Nice on!"

Kurama blinked,

"Well, that was um…"

"That was really good," Youko said. Kurama shrugged, walking out onto the course and up to the hole.

Next was Hiei. He stood along side the tee, staring icily down at the golf course. His gaze fell on Daisy. She sat on the grass, shaking sand out of her shoes. Hiei was about to hit his golf ball as far away from her as possible, but then he had an idea. The pebbles had been good. It had thoroughly annoyed her, but what about a golf ball?

Hiei swung at the golf ball, again using the Jagan eye to aim it. The golf ball flew off the tee and onto the course.

Klunck!

It Daisy square on the head. She was immediately on her feet, screaming bloody murder at Hiei.

"Oops." He said sarcastically, "My mistake, I'll tryand be more careful next time." Behind the fire demon, Youko was sniggering.

"You go." Hiei said, leaving the teeing green. Youko shrugged, taking his place by the tee. The spirit fox brought the club back, then swung. The golf ball sailed up and onto the green. Kurama ducked. The golf ball bounced, rolled, and plunked into the hole again.

"Excellent!" the announcer dude shouted. "Hole in one!"

Youko smiled, then darted up to the green as well. Kurama stared at him.

"What?" the spirit fox asked, noticing his human counterpart.

"Where did you learn to golf?" Kurama asked.

"I had to have something to do while I was stuck in your head." Youko answered.

Kurama blinked, startled.

"There's a golf course in my head?!" he asked, his voice sounding confused.

Youko laughed.