Finally…the last one…I won't have anymore after this!

Chapter 4: Lyserg's Dream Comes True and he PROPOSES!

"Wow, I have fulfilled my second dream: to have two gay friends that are a couple. This is the happiest day of my life." Lyserg sighed with twinkely eyes (he wasn't used to that much sugar and had too many ice cream cones.)

"Actually, Horohoro is bisexual." Ren replied.

"Oh my god! I think I'm going to die from happiness! My number one dream was to have a gay couple as a friend with ONE BISEXUAL! DEAR LORD! Mother, father, I have achieved happiness and enlightenment. I hope you're proud." Lyserg shouted with tears in his eyes. He stretched out his arm upwards to the sky.

"Well, I may be bisexual, but the only one I'll ever need in all my life is you, Ren"

Everyone paused. No one and nothing was moving or making a sound, except for the occasional Lyserg jumping up and down cheering with miniature flags that had "Gay rocks" written on it (he was still drunk from all the sugar).

Yoh broke the silence. "Sorry for the silence. It's just that, well, you both- -well, Ren anyway, kept it locked up, and seeing you both kiss…in front of us…in public…well, it's new. Right guys?"

Everyone, with wide eyes, nodded.

"So, no more secret relationship anymore, right, Ren? We both no longer have to hide our feeling for each other…this rocks!" Horohoro shouted.

"Uhh…I suppose, but I don't like doing things so openly in front of other people" Ren replied blushing a little.

"This is great! We both already did it! Now all we'll have to see is Yoh and Anna making out and stuff and then we're all set!"

Three people got up from their seats, shocked.

"Uh, I don't know, Horohoro. Do--do you think we're ready!"

"To hell with that! I'm supposed to be with Anna!"

"I thought that, perhaps, I would be the one for Anna-san…"

Two of them sat back down, with their faces all red, one did not.

"Like I said!" Hao hit the table with his fists. "To hell to that idea! She is most definitely mine! We are destined to be together!"

"Shouldn't Anna have a say in this?" Ryu asked.

"Whatever, so long as he's good looking, doesn't cheat on me, does his training, makes me shaman queen, and most importantly, makes me shaman queen." Anna replied.

Silence.

"Heh, it's even more obvious that I am the one for Anna now." Hao sneered with a whole cool boy putting his hand on his forehead routine.

"But." Yoh started. "Anna's my fiancée! You can't take her!"

"Ah, little brother, but I can. It was clear that as long as she was married to an Asakura she could go with either me or you, but I'm the obvious choice." Hao replied smiling at Yoh. "And what can you offer her that I can't? You should think of what is best for her, in other words, me."

"But you'll cheat on her!" Yoh shouted.

While Yoh and Hao were complaining Lyserg crept next to Anna with a small box. He bent on one leg and opened the box, in it was a ring made of diamond. "Anna Kyoyama-san, will you be my wife and become Anna Diethyl?"

"That name sucks!" Everyone shouted.

"Anna Asakura sounds better, don't you think, Anna?" Hao asked.

"Yes," Yoh replied instead. "Anna Asakura is a much more fitting name than Diethyl."

"Oh, Brother, I agree for once."

"That's nice to hear but I would prefer it if she became an Asakura from marrying me."

"Don't think you've won yet, little brother."

"Okay, what was with the little brother, huh Hao?"

"To get you distracted." Hao turned to Anna and smiled. "Anna, make me a happy man."

"Miss Anna, please, Diethyl grows on you. You'll get used to it," Lyserg pleaded.

"No, it won't!"

"Who asked you, Yoh?" Lyserg shouted at him.

"You weren't asking me, but you were asking for it, which is why I answered what you were asking!" Yoh shouted back.

"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?" Lyserg shouted to Yoh.

"I said-"

"I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!"

"Then why are you asking what I said?'

"THAT ISN'T PROPER GRAMMER, YOH! YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED WHY I WAS ASKING FOR WHAT YOU SAID!"

"Then you were asking!"

"NO I WASN'T, YOH!"

"SHUT UP!" Anna shouted.

Silence….

"Umm, if you're all done eating, may I bring the bill?" The waitress asked.

"Who is Bill?" Faust asked.

"Bill is the man who took the tooth fairy's job." Ren replied from his seat.

"Oh my, when did this happen?" Faust asked.

"20 years ago," Ren replied bored, thinking that Faust was just joking.

"No wonder I didn't get any money for my teeth at one point!" Faust shouted. "It all makes sense now!"

Everyone (Including Eliza): What an idiot.

"Moving on, Ren and I have decided to get married!" Horohoro shouted cheerfully.

"Umm, the bill?"

"When did this happen?" Everyone chorused.

"Yes, when did this happen?" Ren asked.

"Aww, baby, you don't want to get married?"

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME 'BABY'?"

"Excuse me, about the bill."

"Aww, now that we're officially a couple we should get married." Horohoro sighed as he shied away blushing.

"Oh, my, god…..Why am I interested in that thing?" Ren asked as he sat in a corner.

"If you don't mind, I would really like it if I could get the bill."

"Hey, don't call my brother a thing!"

"What else can I call him, a peacock?"

"What does a peacock have to do with-oh, cock, I get it." Hao whispered to himself with a smile.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WHISPERING ABOUT?" Ren shouted.

"I told you he was trouble," Silva sighed.

"The-the bill?"

"I am not that much trouble!" Hao yelled to Silva.

"Yes, you are." Silva replied back.

"Fine, whatever…old fart."

"You did not just call me an old fart."

"The bill?"

"Oh? I didn't? Because I think I did, old fart."

"Stupid brat."

"With a beautiful face, sexy body, and perfect complexion. If I'm a brat, I'm a sexy brat."

"Okay, I take it back, Horohoro is a stupid whale!" Ren shouted.

"What does a whale have to do with-oh, Moby Dick, Dick, I get it." Hao whispered to himself with a smile.

"Hey, Renny, you're being mean!" Horohoro sniffled "Why are you naming me after animals. I am a person, you know!"

"Then, what should I call you! A man then?"

"I can imagine what a man has to do with-oh, a willie, I get it, more to add on." Hao whispered to himself with a smile.

"Hey, you can stop saying disgusting things like that. It's kinda too revealing on us guys to the girls. They're staring at you wide-eyed."

"Oh, that. Well, the girls already know, right? So what does it matter, Yoh?"

"Please," started the waitress "The bill, could someone take care of it?"

Silence…

Everyone: Who takes care of the bill?

While the more stingy characters were fighting over who should pay, Pirika got up and explained "Please, let me take care of the bill. After all, Horohoro was the one who ate the most."

"But, Sis, we're really short on funds, actually, I have no money. I might have been the one who ate the most, but that doesn't mean you'll have to pay. I'll borrow some money and pay for it."

"…Hey, guys, don't worry, I already took care of the bill, Yoh's paying."

"Uhh, you really ruined the moment there, Hao. And who said I'm paying? I'm a guy who has some money, okay? The bill at $412.98 in cash, well, that's called being a guy who has a lot of money."

"Fine then, I'll pay since he makes up most of the bill, anyway."

Pirika turned his way "Ren, you don't have to pay, really, we're fine," she turned to Horohoro "Right, Horohoro?"

But what she saw was Horohoro hugging Ren's legs, "Thank you," He whispered with tears streaming down his face.

"Don't get too happy, happy." Ren sneered. "Cuz, when we get married we'll both be sharing our money. That meaning your savings and my savings. And at the moment my savings are being spent on ice cream, meaning that our spending money is going down the drain for our friends who won't lend us money when we become poor. We won't be able to buy food, clothing, shelter, might as well adopt us to another family, or better yet, I could sell my body to some sick guys who wanna have a little fun. Of course our road to a happy marriage life will be ruined, but who cares, I'll be a prostitute and you'll be a prostitute. And then we'll adopt kids and make them prostitutes for pedophiles walking down the street. Oh, we'll have a happy marriage life, yup, I can see it right now…actually, I just saw it."

Silence.

"SOMEONE ELSE CAN PAY!" Horohoro shouted with white eyes and saliva dripping out of his mouth.

…Unless Flame-chan forces me again…