Chapter five: FLAMINGOS!
Daisy was still rubbing her sore head, when Hiei arrived. Of course, the fire demon had overlooked one small detail when he had hit the ball in this direction. He would have to stand there and wait next to the evil person in yellow. Otherwise known as Daisy. He approached cautiously.
"You did that on purpose." Daisy hissed, as Hiei came within earshot.
"Hn."
"I will make you pay." She said her voice a deadly whisper.
"Baka onna."
Daisy sniffed, then waited patiently as the others before her golfed.
Unfortunately for Hiei, Daisy's golf ball had landed father than his, thereby forcing him to go first. The fire demon quickly –but cautiously—began to swing at the golf ball.
"Flamingos." Daisy's voice could be heard behind him. Then, a big pink flamingo appeared right in front of Hiei, completely messing him up. The golf club missed the ball by a mile.
Hiei whirled around, facing Daisy. She was standing in the bunker, leaning casually on her golf club, filing her nails.
"What in Makai was that?" Hiei growled.
"Hm? What was what?" Daisy asked in her most innocent voice.
"Hn. Never mind." Hiei turned around and tried to hit the golf ball again.
"Flamingos!" Daisy could be heard again. This time about ten flamingos came stampeding past them, once again destroying the fire youkai's concentration. And once again he whirled around to see Daisy still filing her nails.
"Let me hit the damn golf ball so we can leave!" Hiei hissed. Daisy looked up from her chore, and blinked. Hiei smugly turned back around. But before he could even bring the golf club back…
"FLAMINGOS!" Hiei whirled around just in time to see a flock of some five hundred flamingos…right before they stampeded over him. Thankfully, flamingos have very delicate feet, and dared not actually step on the obstacle that was so inconveniently in their way.
When the dust cleared, Hiei still stood by the golf ball, club in hand. He was a bit shook up, but otherwise everything had remained unaltered. When it finally sunk in that the flamingos were gone, Hiei blinked, glaring at Daisy. She stood in the bunker, grinning evilly.
"Kuso onna." He growled, before muttering…"Dragon of the Darkness Flame!"
Oh, yea, the dragon came. Sure. The only tiny little detail that made it slightly less convincing, was that it was…
"ASLEEP?!?" Hiei yelled at his dragon. Daisy was doubled over with laughter at the sight of it. There it was; the mighty Darkness Dragon lying in peaceful sleep, right there on the golf course.
"HOW CAN YOU BE ASLEEP?!" Hiei fumed. He stomped up to the dragon and kicked it. The dragon's dark eyes snapped open, and it turned it's mightily head to face Hiei. The fire youkai was about to command it to incinerate Daisy, but the dragon narrowed it's eyes and breathed a steady column of flame at Hiei. Then, it went back to sleep. Hiei emerged form the smoke charred and black, though being a fire demon it had done close to nothing. Hiei's reputation would never be the same…
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A/n: see, this is what happens when I abandon a fic for a month and then decide to come back to it while hyped up on various sugary food items. You get character humiliation. I would now like to state that, despite being very amusing, I am not trying to bash Hiei. For, as all of my friends know, he is one of my favorites. Thank you for waiting so long and patiently for me to update, and please review!