A/n: Did I tell you how I got this idea yet? I don't think so…so before I forget again, I'll tell all you curious people why I decided to do this in the first place. See, I was playing Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, and I was trying to beat the Blooper Open course when out of the blue on the score board appeared the name 'Yusuke'. So that got me thinking, what might happen if the other Tantei had to golf. And thus, this fic was created. The end. Weird…ne?

Chapter six: Peach Blossoms

When the flamingo golf course had been played through, the scores were as follows:

Youko: -4

Kurama: -2

Hiei: -1

Peach: 0

Mario: 1

Luigi: 1

DK: 2

Daisy: 2

Yoshie: 3

Yusuke: 5

Kuwabara: STILL DISQUALIFIED

The next course that the ten of them were taken two was very small. The tee was up on a cliff overlooking a bay with a heart shaped island in the middle. Rocks surrounded the island, and the gulls flapped noisily in the evening sky.

"How romantic." Peach said.

"Yea, yea, yea," Yusuke destroyed the moment, "Who goes first?"

"You-a-do." Mario said, shouldering his gold club.

Yusuke approached the tee warily. By this time, he had gotten pretty used to messing up his shots. He stood to the side of the tee, and brought his club back and swung. The golf ball rocketed off of the tee and into the sky, a blue streak tailing it. The golf ball landed an inch on the green.

"Nice on!" the Announcer said, "Gosh, who'd have thought you could hit a golf ball straight!"

"Hey!" Yusuke shouted at the announcer, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?!?"

"Nothing…"

"Oh, I think it means something!" Yusuke shouted, "It means when I find you, you are SO DEAD!!"

"Oooh, look, Yusuke's all mad now." The announcer cooed.

"This is beginning to look like the 'Know Your Stars' segment of All That." Youko hissed to his counterpart.

"Youko…how did you…?"

"Like I said," the spirit fox replied. "I have to have something to do while I'm stuck inside your head."

"So now there's a TV in my head, along with a golf course?" Kurama asked. Youko merely sniggered.

Yusuke jumped off of the low cliff and splashed through the water onto the island, swearing at the announcer having no effect on them at all.

They played the course through, until everyone had managed to sink their golf balls in the hole. (This was done with no flamingos, no dragons, and no fourth degree burns. And of course, everyone's favorite fire demon took careful precautions to stay AWAY from Daisy and her evil yellow-ness of doom!) Well, actually, I shouldn't say that everybody had sunk their golf balls. In truth, Peach and Yusuke were yet to finish the hole. The others had taken up sitting on the rocks around the tiny island.

"Stupid announcer person….grumble…grumble…" Yusuke growled, crossing his arms, waiting for the pink-princess to take her turn. When she failed to do anything at all, the spirit detective looked up, unintentionally meeting her gaze.

"You gonna go or what?" he asked, drumming his fingers. Peach smiled sweetly. Yusuke's expression remained unaltered. "Hel-ooooo! Earth to planet pink!"

"Please," Peach said shyly, "You go first."

Yusuke shrugged, gripping the handle of the golf club,

"Whatever."

So, Yusuke took his turn, just managing to sink the ball, causing his score to increase to 8 as oppose to it's original 5. Peach looked on, her eyes shining. She absently swung at her golf ball, sinking it into the hole as well.

"Oh, Yusuke?" she asked in her sweetest voice. "Will you get my golf ball out of there too please?" she batted her eye lashes at him. Yusuke shrugged, Peach's flirting having zero effect on him. He stooped to retrieve the golf balls and then threw the pink one back at Peach.

She was to busy, though, worrying about how her hair looked to notice and wound up getting smacked with it. The impact sent her falling over backwards into a bunker.

"Whoa, hey, are you all right?" Yusuke called, being his normal obnoxious self. Peach sat up, her hand cupped over a bump on her head.

"All right?" she fumed, stomping up to the spirit detective. "You want to know it I'm all right??"

"Yea." Yusuke answered dully, "If I didn't want to know then I wouldn't have as—OoMf!!"

Peach had simply whipped out a frying pan and slammed it over Yusuke's head. Sadly, there had to be another disqualification due to severe injury…pity, ne?

(A/n: Sorry Yusuke fans, I'm not one of you so don't expect me to be very nice to him)

Peach stormed back towards the group, seeking someone else to vent her anger on. Most of them—having at least an ounce of common sense—made a mad dash for the next bridge that had materialized in front of them.

However, DK had a monkey brain and was also clobbered, this time with a tennis racket. Daisy stood clear, though still within earshot.

"Stick to Mario, Peach. Leave the punks to me." She called. Peach turned from her attempt at dislodging the tennis racket from the giant monkey's neck.

"You, Daisy, should stick to that porcupine head." She growled, stomping off towards the bridge.

Daisy hung back a moment, watching as DK met the same fate as two before him and was carried away in an ambulance. She then followed across the bridge. Had Peach meant that short guy with the dragon? Daisy would never find out…

A/n: whoa, two character eliminations in one chapter! Yikes, I must have been hyper, though not knowing it myself…stupid midterms…sorry for the wait…It's been so long that I don't even remember if the previous chapter got reviewed or not! It doesn't matter much though. Just expect a VERY LONG wait between this chapter and the next. I have to study for my midterms and they start on Thursday. I'll get back to writing…say…Wednesday of the following week. Thanks for your patience. Now review!

(PS I'm having trouble with what I'm gonna do for an ending…help, maybe?)