A/n: hi there peoples! So sorry for the wait! Midterms, GEPAs and Marking period projects really slowed me down. It's amazing how tired it makes you trying to wake up at six in the morning after a week of getting up at eight…yea. It's been slow, plus I've been working on my regular fiction, but you really don't care WHY do you? So take me apologies and read the fic. (also…there wasn't supposed to be any random romance in this fic…look at the genera thingy if you want proof. But if that was the impression you got then it's COMPLETELY backwards.)

Chapter seven: The extraordinarily random chapter (Yes, after abandoning this fic for who knows how long, I picked it back up while eating various sugary things from Easter and the chapter came out random like one of my other fics called Chaos.)

Let's review shall we? The Tantei and the Mario Golf crew have played through three out of five golf courses. Three people have been eliminated for…reasons…and will not be making their return until they're released form the hospital in a few months. Otherwise, the scores have been updated to…

Youko: -6

Kurama: -4

Hiei: -2

Peach: 2

Mario: 3

Luigi: 3

Yoshie: 3

Daisy: 4

Yusuke: DISQUALIFIED

DK: ALSO DISQUALIFIED

Kuwabara: DISQUALIFIED…STILL

(No surprise that the eliminations reflect how much I favor the characters…)

"Yo-shiiiiiii!" the dinosaur proclaimed as they set foot on the fourth course. It was relatively simple, three sandy islands connected by shallow sand bars. A lone palm tree stood on the last island keeping the hole in shade. The crystal blue water lapped gently at the shore, sheltered by dense rocks and coral.

"Oh it's so peaceful here." Peach—who had calmed down quite a bit—sighed, taking a breath of salty air. Daisy, Yoshie, Mario and Luigi quickly agreed, the remaining Tantei remained in reflective silence.

"So-a, then." Luigi stepped forward, lifting a hand to shield his eyes from the slowly setting sun. "If I'm not-a mistaken, I think-a Daisy goes first."

The others murmured agreement and stepped back, allowing the girl in yellow room to tee off, which she did. Her ball sailed over the course, and came to a wet, splashing halt at the very edge of the water. She beamed, having not hit it into the water all that deep.

And as such, everyone else—aside from the remaining Tantei—teed off and ventured onto the course to wait.

Hiei stared at his golf ball coldly,

"This is stupid." He said finally. "I quit."

"You can't quit." The announcers voice came.

"Why not?" the fire demon asked.

"You've only got this hole and one more left. Deal with it."

Hiei snatched up the golf ball, and hurled at the ocean.

"I don't give a crap!" he shouted, watching the golf ball sail out over the water, then finally drop into it with a plop! The announcer clicked their tongue,

"That isn't a good idea…"

"And why not!" the fire user demanded.

"Because you hit Shmitty McBoffikins and he's gonna be mad." (Note: Shmitty McBoffikins is a toy frog with suction cups on its limbs that I got at an aquarium. But this Shmitty is not a frog…)

At the announcers words, the water where the golf ball had landed began to surge and foam. Then out of the waves came the most hideous thing that anyone could ever think of…A GIANT PINK BUNNY PLUSHIE THAT SAYS 'I LOVE YOU' WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT! (cue all the readers screaming because of the pure horror of the image)

Hiei, Kurama, and Youko stared up at the pink monstrosity, eyes wide.

"Hiei," Youko said.

"Yea?"

"When we get back, remind me to kill you."

"I'll save you the effort…" Kurama said. Hiei swallowed hard.

The bunny plushie waded menacingly towards the three demons, a large stuffing filled hand outstretched. And in a single movement, it had snatched them up and began wading back into the deeper water where it had come from.

Before the giant evil pink bunny disappeared under the water again, it opened its mouth and spat several golf balls onto the island. All of which collided with either Peach or Daisy, then ricocheted off of them and bounced off the other golfers rather like a pinball bouncing off bumpers in the machine.

And then the bunny was gone and submerged under the rolling water. The remaining Mario Golf cast members all lay sprawled on the sandy ground, unconscious. Some missing a tooth or two. And the buzzards came to peck at their corpses.

When Shmitty McBoffikins dropped the three demons, they were in a small submarine. The bunny itself had shrunk considerably and was at that time about Kurama's height.

"Greetings golfers." Came the infamous voice of the announcer, "Congrats."

A/n: whooo, cliffy. Ok, I'm sorry for the wait and the annoyingly short chapter. I figured that I had to wrap this up soon and my sugar induced randomness was just the thing to get me there. The next chapter should be the last. Now, if you would be so kind, review!