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oops...I realized there's s'posed to be Cute!Draco...instead I still have a crazed slightly horny one....whoops...oh well read on!

Chapter Two: Chores-La La-La Laaa!

Everyone silenced as they watched Tonks, waiting for her to say their reason for being at Draco's home.

"Well?" Colin finally said, "go on, tell us."

"Huh? What? Oh right," Tonks blushed in embarrassment, "you all know the escaped criminal, Jederkus Tye, right?"

"Yup," everyone turned to the waking Ron, he stretched a little and sat up rubbing his eyes, "oh, is it the new chapter already?"

"Ron, not in front of the readers," muttered Ginny, kicking his shin with the back of her foot.

"Ow! That bloody hurt you fucking bitch!"

"Can we get back to the task at hand man? Come on this is serious," said Tonks, frowning, everyone looked back at her, "ok, Dumbledore was the one that actually called you all here. He wants you to become Hogwarts's defense army, in case Tye comes by."

"Why us? Why a defense army? We didn't do anything to the guy," Pansy said blankly.

"Uh-huh, what do you call 'Mione's episode with the guy then?" Blaise crossed his arms.

"That's different, he needed to get his cock chopped off," she crossed her arms as well.

"I didn't chop it off," Hermione finally spoke, grabbing everyones attention, "I got the knife in halfway but he pushed me away, funny thing really, he left with his half dead peepee stick dangling dangerously. Draco, you got any cherry filled gumballs?" there was insane greed glinting in her eyes. Everyone shuddered, twitched or felt a vomit coming on by the end of her lil explanation.

"First of all, THAT WAS GROSS! Second of all, aren't you going to rehab because of that?"

"...No..."

"Right," Tonks moved away from the gumball addict and continued with her explanation. "There's been reports about Tye, people say he's talking about revenge and some new world order, nutcase he is, we can't take any risks and Dumbledore says you're the ones who got Tye arrested so the choice is up to you guys if you want to take the job as the defense army."

"Do we get our own private rooms?" Pansy asked at once.

"Dumbledore mentioned a tower you all could share-"

"I'M IN!" she raised her hand.

"Do we get private lessons of defense and stuff?" Blaise asked.

"Yes."

"COUNT ME THE BLOODY FUCK IN!"

"Is there curfew?" Harry asked.

"Uh...no I don't think so."

"Heheh, I'm in."

"Defense army as in we get to kick ass?" Ginny asked, she received a nod, "Ok, I'll give it a shot."

"What about gumballs? Will there be gumballs!?" Hermione asked quickly.

"You're in rehab because of that right?" Hermione quickly shook her head, "well...no, but there's this new candy that came out, it looks like small round diamonds but they have long lasting flavors, they're in different colors too."

"Do they have cherry!?"

"Yeah, I think so."

"I'M IN!" her face lightened up then looked confused, "what am I in for?"

"Right...so I guess we're all in," Colin laughed lightly.

"Do we get paid for this?" Ron asked.

"You wanna get paid?" Tonks asked.

"Hell yeah!"

"Ok then uh...four galleons an hour?"

"Hmm...ok fine then."

"Alrighty then dudes," Tonks said as Kingsley and Mad-Eye apparated with a pile of boxes, "we'll be going then."

"Wait! Why'd you bring us here exactly?" Colin asked.

"Oh, we figured you could help Draco around the house, bye y'all!" the three disapparated leaving a stunned group of teens.

"I don't wanna clean! I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!" whined Pansy as she dropped on the couch and pounded the pillows.

"Pansy calm down you don't have to work, house elves, remember?" Draco said, waving to the working midgets in the living room. If Hermione weren't a gumball addict then she would have bitch slapped the blond.

"Oh right, well then, now what?" Pansy sat up.

"You're gonna help me clean," he said it as if it were the obvious, Pansy's face fell and before she could say 'huh?' or even argue she found herself holding a rag and a dust away spray thing. "Pansy, you and Ron go help clean the hallway with the house elves, Blaise and Colin can help out in the dining room, Ginny and Hermione can clean the kitchens while me and Harry clean out the bedrooms."

"Yes!" Harry whispered to himself. Before he knew it he was being dragged out of the living room by the still crazed Draco. "So was I the only one you owled to come over?"

"Of course, Dumbledores hippie old ass brought the rest over here, trying to ruin my fun I'll bet," pouted the blond as they ran up the large royal-like stairs. "This one should be empty," he opened the door, there were a series of screams and Draco closed the door looking horrified and really pale.

"What happened?" Harry went to open the door but Draco stopped him, shaking his head.

"House elves, fucking...nasty sight, that is," he breathed out heavily, he quickly walked away, still holding a sickened Harry's hand tightly. "Oh GOD that was disgusting!"

"Eww!!! You didn't see any joystick or melons with one nipple each did you?"

"OF COURSE I DID! Ugh how revolting! And they were nice house elves too! Oh, here's an empty room," he said, forgetting what he saw and pulling Harry into an empty bedroom.

"Wow..." was all Harry could say, there was a king sized bed with black silky bedspreads and curtains, the carpeting had tiny dragons flying lazily around. There was a fireplace with comfy looking couches and sofas before it, two doors that must lead to the bathroom and closet, the walls were a very dark shade of green with even darker traces of small dragons lining the door. "Is this your room?"

"No it's the guest room."

"Oh...wow then your room must be mind blowing."

"Mhm, yeah sure, enough talk," he pulled Harry over to the bed and lay on top of him, kissing him so passionately that they were aroused no sooner than you could say 'hello I'm Bob.'

"Mmm, you must have really missed me," Harry murmured as he let Draco kiss and lick his neck.

The blond dragged his tongue down the boys' collar bone. "You have no idea," he ripped off Harry's shirt.

-

"Hmmm," Pansy read the instructions on the back of the spray bottle, "'spray once and dust will go away, if not, spray a few more times and wipe off with rag.' Alright then," she aimed the spray to the dusting vase and pressed the trigger. "AHHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Huh?" Ron looked over to Pansy who was laughing so hard that she was walking backwards and tripped over a few passing house elves. "WHOA!" he jumped over and caught the falling girl before she hit her head on the desk against the wall. "What the hell is so funny?" he raised an eyebrow at the still laughing girl.

"I sprayed on myself! HAHAHA! Oh man I'm such an idiot!" she continued to laugh.

"You sprayed yourself? How? The red nozzle thingy's supposed to point to the object not the person," he laughed lightly.

"I've never cleaned before," she slowly calmed down. "This is the first time I ever cleaned at all," now she realized her position and blushed brilliantly.

They leaned closer until their lips met, feeling each others soft lips before deepening the kiss. Their tongues dancing together, massaging each other as they went deeper into the now heated kiss, their hands exploring the others body-

"Could miss get off Daildy," said a house elfs voice desperately.

'Crud! It was another daydream!' thought Pansy when she realized she was inching closer to Ron who looked slightly oblivious.

"Miss's butt is squishing Daildy!"

"Oh! Sorry!" Pansy's face became an even deeper shade of red as she quickly stood up only to hit the desk on her way knocking the poor girl out. Daildy hadn't moved quickly enough and was knocked out as Pansy slammed over her again.

Ron shook his head, "poor girls," he said scratching his head, "hm, she's kinda cute when she's knocked out."

-

Hermione lazily passed the feather duster through a few vases and tea cups hanging on the glass shelf. "I want my gumballs," she said waterly. "GUMBALLS GOOD FOR HERMIONE!"

"Hey look what I found in the closet over there," Ginny said pointing to the closet behind her. Hermione looked over at her as if daring her to talk to her. "This shit is hot right?" the redhead said pointing to her self, she was dressed in a french maid uniform, "It actually fits me," she said looking at herself before looking back at the older girl. What she saw started to scare her. "'Mione?" she took a step back.

"AT LAST!" Hermione cried out, tears of joy in her eyes, "TWO MYSTERY FLAVERED GUMBALLS!"

"Where?" Ginny looked from her left to right and didn't see a sign of a gumball, "you've gone ment-OUCH!!!! GET OFF THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY!" she shouted trying to pry Hermione off, slapping or punching her head.

See, Hermione thought Ginny boobs were giant gumballs.

-

Blaise and Colin? They found the Dining table to be very useful, 'nuff said heheh.

-

A cloaked figure sat in a love seat eating a plate of cookies while watching tv. "There's nothing on!" he complained, flipping the channels with his best friend the remote. "Oh! Mucha Lucha! DA FLEA SHALL RULE FOREVA!" he said in a tiny, high pitched almost evil voice.

After a few minutes the cloaked figure saw something in the reflection of the screen on the tv. He turned around and stood up with his plate of delicious cookies.

"What you mother f(bleep)er's doing in my house! Get the f(bleep) out!" he said throwing a cookie at...us-them! "And get the camera away from me!" (camera falls to the ground sideways and there's random screams and running sounds.) "Yeah run and hide sons of b(beep)es! Run and hide!"

(Camera's vision goes blank)

-

Harry arched his back slightly as Draco swirled his tongue about the tip of his erection, sliding his tongue against his shaft. "God you're so good," he managed to murmur as the blond took him whole in the mouth, his happy stick welcomed in the wet heat joyfully sending surges up his back and making him arch more. "God you're so evil!" he said at once when Draco took him out of his mouth.

"Come on, I have a better idea," he crawled up and gave him a kiss, "I need I bath," he grinned.

"Me too!" he sat up quickly almost hitting the other boy if he hadn't moved back.

"Well come on," he laughed lightly, taking Harry's hand and running to the bathroom.

"This is pretty hard considering I've got a boner!" but they were already in the bathroom and whatever else Harry was going to say was wiped out of his mind.

There was a bath the size of a swimming poor, maybe a bit smaller but still! There were different types of taps around the edges, just like in the prefects bathroom he remembered in fourth year. The tiles were black and cool against his feet, even the sink seemed interesting, pearly white with silver old fashioned taps.

"I love you..." he said still gawking at the bathroom.

"Is it because of the bathroom?"

"Partially, at the moment, but you know I love you!"

"Awww!" he leaned over and kiss him, "moi too," he bend down and turn on a few certain tabs on the sunk in tub, of course with him bending down he purposefully made sure Harry got a good view of his ass, which of course, made the raven head become more aroused.

The bath was surprisingly full in no time, there was a thick sheet of foam, the heavenly sent of some kind of exotic perfume (heheh now Harry knows why Draco smells so good), and that warm heat of hot water waiting for them.

"So," Draco turned to him, "shall we?"

(gawk) OH MY GOD DID I JUST CUT IT OFF!? ACK I'M HORRIBLE!! Lol soz, I'd have written more but I wanted this up now since my time on the computer got short (cries) anyways, I'll pay y'all back in the next chapter! REVIEW PLEASE!!