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Warning: this chapter involves sexual situations between one hot Draco Malfoy and one hot Harry Potter which means shagging.

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Chapter Three: Continuation From The Last Chappy And More

"After you," Harry grinned, "we'd better make it quick before some house elf or something catches us before we actually have some fun."

"If we ever get caught we'll just have an audience, all the better," Draco said, sliding into the large tub quickly followed by Harry.

"Oh right," it took all his power not to groan when the hot water warmed up his still throbbing erection. He leaned over and kissed the blond, his tongue tracing Draco's perfect lips as he wrapped his arms around him, wetting his smooth back with the steaming water which made the Slytherin arch his back in the wet heat and Harrys' ghostly hands.

"You're playing dominant this time?" Draco asked, kissing Harry's neck while also sliding his wet arms against the raven heads back.

"Dunno," he trailed a hand down Draco's spine, the blond fluttered his eyes closed and threw his head back as Harry started sucking and licking his neck. He gasped softly when he felt a finger go in him; the Gryffindor pressed his body closer against his, the water making their bodies slide against each other a little. "Time to hold my breath."

"Huh?" Draco looked at him confusedly, he pouted a little when Harry took out his finger. The raven head took a deep breath and dived into the water. "What are you-OOOOH! DEAR GOD!" he gripped the edges of the bath tightly as Harry's mouth covered his manhood whole.

The raven head sucked mercilessly while swirling his tongue around the base making Draco groan out loud and arch his back. But the loss of air was becoming too great and Harry emerged from the water with his head covered with the thick foam.

"Why'd you stop?" the blond asked breathlessly.

"Oh come on, I needed to breathe sometime soon," Harry said, kissing the Slytherin while also gripping the blonds still throbbing erection. He grinned when the other boy groaned in pleasure.

'Oh hell no, I'm being the dominant in this one!' Draco thought, groaning again as Harry started pumping him.

'That's the spirit!'

'You again?'

'Must we go over this again?'

'Hm!'

'Well then? Go on! Be the dominant that you were born to be!'

'Of course,' he grinned and quickly switched places with Harry, surprising him but not disappointing him. "Much better," he kissed him passionately, running his hands through the boys' wet ebony hair, rubbing his happy ding-dong against Harry's, both moaned and groaned as they easily slid against each other thanks to the water.

Draco ran his hands down Harry's back and injected a finger causing the Gryffindor to gasp and squirm a little, he pulled it out then in before putting in another finger and make Harry catch his breath in pants, he lightly kissed the boys' neck as he gently stretched him.

"Mmm...don't stop," Harry buried his head in the blonds neck. Draco grinned and took out his fingers, "evil little bastAAA-OOHH GOD!" he arched his back in an instant when he felt Draco's size go in him without warning. He wrapped his legs around his waist and pulled him closer, his breathing going faster as he rapidly adjusted to the intruder.

"Taking a bath has its advantages," Draco grinned as he started pumping.

"Wha?" Harry breathed out, holding the Slytherin closer, groaning at the quick pumps he was getting.

"It's easier to get in and out of you," he sucked Harry's neck lightly while still making his beats harder and faster, hitting the soft spot in the Gryffindor and earning a cry of ecstasy from him.

"Hmm...good-OOOH!-point!" he came, "damnit..."

Draco came as well. "Crud...hmm..." he got out of Harry and leaned closer and traced a finger on the boys' chest, deliberately rubbing it against his hard nipples, "RACE YOU!"

"Wha-CHEATER!" he yelled at the swimming blond.

-

"GET OFF YOU FUCKING HORNY BITCH!" yelled Ginny, still trying to push Hermione off her.

She took a step back and knocked her foot on something; she looked down and saw a big wooden hammer.

"Huh, wonder how that got there..." she lifted it then yelped when Hermione took another bite on her poor boobs, "TAKE THAT!"

She swung the hammer down and it hit the bushy haired girl on the head, there was the sound of a thud from the connection and Hermione fell to the ground.

"Oh thank god that's over," she dropped the hammer and hugged her bitten and slightly swollen boobs, "I'VE BEEN VIOLATED! BY A GUMBALL ADDICT NO LESS!"

-

Ron wrapped his arms around Pansy's waste and kissed her softy. The Slytherinette ran a hand through his hair, feeling the softness of his fiery red hair. He ran a tongue on her bottom lip and she responded by giving him entrance to her mouth.

"Oh. My. God! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"

"Hm?" Pansy opened her eyes and quickly let go of Daildy who was still unconscious from the last encounter, she fell to the floor with a resounding thud. "ACK! OH-MY-GOD! SO GROSS! YELGH!!!" she repeatedly cleaned her tongue with her shirt, nearly choking herself.

"Are you like some, random kisser or something?" Ron asked, wiping a tear from his eye as he tried to calm down.

Pansy blushed furiously. "No! I thought she was you!" the red head didn't seem to hear, "are you listening to me!? I thought she was you because...well...I LOVE YOU!"

"I'm sorry, what?" he took off his headphones. Pansy's eyebrow twitched as she tried to stay calm down while also trying to figure out why she didn't see the headphones before. "Oh man, you won't believe what I just heard in this song, it was about some guy kissing a different girl everyday of the week! He's like some random kisser or something!"

Her eyebrow twitched again. "Really?"

"Mhm," he nodded, still trying to hold his laughter, "so, what were you saying?" he watched her curiously.

'Oh! He looks so adorable when he's all curious like that!' "Never mind," she muttered, turning away.

"No tell me, I'm not gonna laugh...or if I am then it's because of the song."

"It's not important," she murmured, dusting the shelf of glass statues. 'Why me?'

-

"Pass it I'm open!" shouted Colin waving his hands. He, Blaise, and the house elves were playing...something similar to football but without all the technical stuff...like soccer but you use your hands...yeah...

Blaise turned and threw the rolled up table cloth at Colin who caught it and ran through the blockade of house elves.

"Ack! Blaise!" he threw the 'ball' back at him when a group of house elves slammed into him, only when he threw the ball he did it without looking and before Blaise could catch it the 'ball' smashed into a grandfather clock, smashing the glass.

Everyone froze as they watched the last shard fall. "Duuuuude," said a house elf named...Narly.

Blaise walked over and pulled the rolled up table cloth out of the grandfather cloth. He shook it a little and tapped his wand on it while muttering something under his breath, after a little blue glow he put away his wand and turned back to the silent crowd.

"It's fixed, SUDDEN DEATH EVERYONE! FIRST TO SCORE WINS!" he threw the ball to the cheering teams.

And on they continued to play, destroying everything in the dining room including the table.

Of course...they would fix it when they finished playing. What? Did you think Blaise and Colin were having sex this whole time?

-

"Lets see here," muttered the cloaked figure...well he had an apron with 'kiss the killer' with hearts and knives on now, and he was in the kitchen stirring a mixture in a bowl while reading a cook book.

He kept stirring the mixture while turning the page, adding this and that to the mix, muttering a few things as well.

"A dash of poison," he let a few droplets of glowing green poison drop into the mix, "a pinch of Voldemorts ashes, particularly from the left foot," he seasoned the mix with ashes as if it were pepper. "Some chocolate chips," he grabbed a few with an elegant hand and dumped it in the bowl.

He stopped and looked around before stopping right at one direction, he slammed down his big spoon and cook book and walked over to...them again.

"I will eat you up! Yes I will!" (camera goes black as man's mouth covers the vision.) Once again there's a series of screams. "NO CENSORSHIP NOW MOTHER FUCKERS! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING SHIT EATING BITCHES!"

"Hey I resent that, I'm a virgin and I don't eat poopoo-DON'T EAT ME!"

"I won't...would you like some cookie mix?"

"Thank you; (slurp) mmm, good-ack! I-I can't...breathe! You poisoned...ack...me...ugh..."

"I'll take back my spoon now Mister Dead Guy Sir."

-

"Oh thank god it's over," Pansy sighed, collapsing on a sofa that night. Since Draco's Manor carried no electricity, the candles and fire place were the only sources of light.

"It's not over, we'll be continuing tomorrow," Draco said, sitting on Harry's lap. Pansy looked horrified.

"Harry says you guys have a new business at Honeydukes," Ginny said, making sure she was in far distance from Hermione who was rocking back and forth on her seat, hugging her knees, a manic glint in her eyes.

"Yeah, this bar thing, we want to make one in Honeydukes," the blond replied, "can you be our bartender for the weeks, you don't have to work on Saturday."

"Of course...I am getting paid for this aren't I?" the boys' nodded, "and what will the two of you be doing?"

"Watching over the bar and stuff...we were thinking of putting up some shows on Fridays, but on nights," Harry said.

"I'll work for you guys if I get paid," Ron said raising a weak hand, he hand been trying to fix the destroyed dining room which Blaise, Colin and the house elves conveniently forgot to fix.

"Good, we needed a waiter."

"...Excuse me?" his eyebrow twitched in a way that would make Pansy proud, which she was.

"Ten galleons an hour," Harry said lazily.

"I'll be the best waiter you'll have!" Ron said almost punching his chest, if this were a cartoon his eyes would have turned into stars or dollar symbols.

"I'll be the waitress!" Pansy raised her hand at once. Draco and Harry turned to Colin and Blaise expectantly.

"What?" Colin looked back confusedly, the couple before him pouted and gave him puppy dog eyes, "ok fine! I'll be the cook, bars have cooks right?"

"Yeah...what about you Blaise?" Draco asked smiling so cheerily that his eyes shut (think anime heehee).

"Assistant cook!" Colin gave the Slytherin a 'do you even know how to cook?' look. "What? I've made...salads and...stuff!"

"Ok then...what else is there to talk about?" he turned to the others.

"Well we can talk about what new stuff me and Draco should do on our next show, something that might include chains, maybe whips-ow!" Harry glared Draco who nudged him in the ribs.

"That's not in the script!" the blond muttered.

"Oh right, you take the fun out of everything," he muttered back, Draco stuck his tongue out at him. "Hm! Lets talk about the defense army thing," the Gryffindor said lazily.

"First of all, why a defense army? Tye didn't kill any of us, he just turned the school into creepy hippies so that he could take over the world, I don't see the harm in that," Ginny crossed her arms.

"You're just saying that because you saw his penis," Ron said tiredly.

"It was huge! Perfect! Hermione I can't believe you wanted to cut it off," she glared that the insane girl.

"He...deserved it!" Hermione giggled. There was a pause and everyone moved away from her, heh, Pansy even hopped onto Ron's lap, lucky for her, he didn't argue or push her off.

The group yelped and jolted in surprise when they heard a plate being smashed. "Oopsy...eheheheheh!"

"Who was that?" Ginny asked fearfully, holding a death grip on a pillow.

"That's just Banes, some old butler," Draco answered as he recomforted himself on his boyfriends' lap.

An old man with a hump back walked over, or rather dragged himself over to the group, his left foot wouldn't walk properly. He carried a bowl of chocolate chip cookies that looked to be right out of the oven.

"Would anyone like some cookies?" Banes said in a sort of wheezy insane voice.

"Ok."

"They smell good."

"Thanks."

"Gumballs?"

"Thank you, Banes."

"Don't mind if I do."

"Yummy."

"OH I WANT!"

The group crowded around, grabbed and returned to their seats with their hands full of the still warm cookies.

"Mmm! These are good," Ginny commented, everyone took a bite and nodded in agreement.

After a pause they dropped their cookies and fell into deep darkness for...who knows? A few hours, days...

Or forever...

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