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Chapter Four: Back To School Part One

"Mwehehehehehe," laughed Banes, almost dropping his bowl of cookies. "eheheheh-HAHAHAHAHA-"

His laughter was interrupted by a grumble and yawn. Harry sat up making the still knocked out Draco fall to the floor with a resounding thud. "Morning already?" he yawned.

"Eh?" Banes quickly hid behind Harry and raised his bowl over the Gryffindors' head, planning to slam it on his head.

"Hmm...that was a good nappy," Draco woke up, stretching on the floor and quickly getting Harry's attention, Banes quickly hid the bowl behind his back and tried to look innocent, "Banes? Whatcha doin'?"

"Nothing," he answered a little too innocently, "I was just about to get you all blankets."

"...You're a weird old man," Draco sat up and turned to the others, missing the 'I'm gonna kill you!' posture from Banes. "WAKE THE BLOODY FUCK UP!"

In an instant the sleeping teens jolted awake. "The hell?" Ginny said, wiping drool from her chin. "When did I go to sleep?"

"Uh...Pansy? Is there any chance you could get off me?" Ron asked amusedly, the Slytherinette blushed brilliantly and sat up so fast that she fell off the couch. "You ok?" he laughed lightly.

"Yeah, the hard wooden floor broke my fall," she said weakly, raising a thumbs up as she gingerly caressed the back of her head.

"DAMNIT DRACO!" Hermione yelled, "YOU INTERRUPTED MY DREAM WITH GUMBALLS!"

"Tuh! Fuck you too," the blond muttered, he stood up and stumbled a little, "whoa...dizzy..." he could have fallen into the fire of Harry hadn't grabbed him in time, thank god!

"Guess it's time for beddy bye," Colin said groggily, "where do we sleep?" he looked at Draco.

"Wherever you want...except mums room, you'll know which one it is," Draco stifled a yawn.

"Uh...no we won't," Blaise said in a 'news flash' sort of way.

"It's the one with all the posters and papers that say charity and shit like that," he plopped down on the sofa and looked like he'd fall asleep in any second.

"What if we nab your room?" Ginny asked, equally tired.

Draco peered an eye open at her, "you won't."

"Right...ok then, I'm off," she yawned and walked groggily out of the living room.

Blaise lifted the now sleeping Colin in his arms, "'Night guys," and he left as well.

Harry scratched his head and turned to Draco who was pouting at him. "What?"

"Carry me," the blond raised his arms at him like a child. He looked so cute that Harry couldn't argue not to carry the boy.

"Alright fine...just don't choke me," he turned around and bent down a little so Draco could climb aboard on his back.

"How adorable," Ron said in a dull almost sarcastic voice. Draco wrapped his legs around Harry's waste as well as wrap his arms gently around his neck. "Harry, how come you're not sleepy?"

"I'm a night person," the raven head shrugged. He smiled softly when the blond buried his head in the crook of his neck.

"Lets go," Draco said, he bucked his hips forward causing Harry to blush at where the blond hit.

The couple left as well leaving Ron with two sleeping girls. He looked from Hermione who was sleeping on the couch almost like a couch potato, to Pansy who was sleeping uncomfortably on the ground.

"Crazy bitch or sleeping beauty?" the redhead muttered as he tapped his chin in thought. "...duh..." he bent down and lifted Pansy. "G'night crazy bitch," he said to the sleeping Hermione before leaving the living room as well.

Throughout the whole thing Banes watched in silent shock. He looked down at his bowl of cookies. "What's in this stuff? It's s'posed to kill them!" he lifted a cookie, sniffed it, and took a bite. In an instant he fell to the floor, snoring his ass off.

-

"Booboo," Draco yawned when Harry stopped in front of a door.

"Booboo?" Harry blinked.

The door unlocked itself and opened. "The door's voice censored," Draco said sleepily. The raven head stepped inside and looked around in amazement. The guest rooms were nothing compared to Draco's room.

It was a large room, probably the size of ten guest rooms put together. Everything was either black or dark green. A large king sized bed draped with green curtains and silk black and green sheets stood over a soft fluffy black circle rug. There were sofas and couched sitting before a burning fireplace, black velvet tapestries that had a silver outline. There was also a marble statue of a dragon standing at the foot of the bed, its head twirled high, almost up the ceiling. Emerald and diamond gems were encrusted in the stature, giving off a look of random shiny scales.

"Wow...you room is-"

"Beautiful? Yes, I know, I designed it myself. Bed, now," Draco said in a rush.

-

Ron kicked the door open and stepped inside the guest room, he blinked sleepily and looked around, it was a plain room with a bed, desk, fireplace and sofa. The redhead walked over to the bed and dropped Pansy there; she bounced a little, stirred but fell back to her deep sleep.

"Bed," he said with a hint of longing, he looked at the sleeping Slytherin and sighed. "She'd better not think I raped her," he muttered, taking his sneakers off as well as his shirt and pants.

-

Meanwhile, at St. Mungo's, a healer was busily putting away a bunch of vials and bottles back into cupboards. Once he finished, he wiped the sweat off his forehead with the back of his hand and turned to face the empty counter.

"Where'd the Sleeping Cookies go?" he looked around in confusion.

- (Brief explanation on the rest of the summer)

The next morning everyone had woken up contentedly, some more than others. Pansy woke up to a half nekkie Ron sleeping next to her and all she could think of was 'I've gone to heaven!'

Harry and Draco woke up quite cutely, hugging each other and refusing to leave the bed. Ginny woke up because one of the portraits to her room woke her, so she ripped the painting apart. Colin and Blaise woke up much like Harry and Draco, and Hermione woke with a longing for her gumballs.

As the summer went on everyone had to pitch in and help redecorate the manor from top to bottom, well...Draco and Harry were having so much fun together that Ginny made them do separate chores. Blaise and Colin kept wrecking the house with their made up games and had to clean up the mess they made or else no dinner. Pansy was still clueless on cleaning while Ron pretended to be oblivious of the girls' crush. Hermione...you already know...

Harry's birthday was celebrated with a party, good cake (your choice), presents, and a special gift from Draco (hint, hint).

-

"I'm sorry, Master," Banes muttered, shaking a little as he stood before the cloaked man, "Every time I try to kill them, someone else arrives and it's too late."

"Dumbass," the man said airily, "you DO know that you could have killed one person, and if you were caught you could also kill them? My god you're so stupid," he examined his fingernails, "oh, you missed a spot, darling," he said to the young woman who was giving him a manicure.

"Sorry, sir," she said taking his hand and redoing the nail.

"So anyway," he turned to the still shaky Banes, "since you couldn't do the job I'll have to send that girl...what was her name again?"

"Ch-Cho-"

"Bless you," said the young lady.

"No, it's that girl, her name's Cho Chang-"

"Ah yes! The Asian girl, right?" Banes nodded, "right then, owl her and tell her the mission, go on and don't drag yourself!" he waved the old man off.

"Oh alright," Banes stopped dragging his foot and stomped away in a normal walking pace.

"Hmm," the cloaked figure examined his nails again, "what do you think my color is?"

"Oh, black," the woman nodded, "definitely, it brings out your hair and eyes."

"Yes," he said as he twirled a finger around a lock of his hair, "it does doesn't it?" he received a nod.

-

"Neville?" Ginny gawked when she spotted to the boy. They were at platform nine and three quarters, boarding the Hogwarts Express.

"Oh, hi Ginny," the older teen said facing her. He lost more weight than last year as well as the roundness of his face, and he had lightly toned muscles, not to mention he had a bit of a growth spurt and was almost six feet tall. "Do I have something in my face? Everyone's looking at me," he muttered to the girl.

"Huh? Oh, it's just that you've changed," she snapped out of her reverie.

"If you had gone through my grams' dieting program you'd change too," he said a bit miserably.

"Hey," Hermione whispered in the boys' ear, "you look like a guy who has gumballs, care to share?"

"Sorry, I don't have any gumballs," he apologized.

"WELL FUCK YOU TOO!" and she stalked off leaving Neville to rub his ear in pain.

"Come on, lets find a seat," Ginny took his hand.

"What?" the temporarily deaf teen asked loudly.

"I have visual," Cho murmured to the long earpiece that stretched towards her mouth.

"Are they alone?"

"Yes, they just got in an empty compartment, no one's near," she took out her wand and hurried over to the compartment where Draco and Harry went in.

"Excellent, do your job then."

"I will," she grinned and lay her hand on the door handle, she raised her wand and silently and quickly opened the door. "Ava-" she stopped in her tracks, her eyes widened as saucers. "O-oh my..."

There sat Harry with Draco on top of him, both on a full out make out session and frantically disrobing each other, at least until they spotted one thunderstruck and paling Cho.

"CHO!?" exclaimed Harry, Draco looked up and saw the wand at once.

"Goddamnit, don't you killers know how to knock?" he stood up and pushed the paralyzed girl out, slamming the door in her face. "Now," he turned to his boyfriend, "where were we?"

"Mission, unaccomplished sir," Cho said in her effort to return her normal breathing.

"Ugh! Damnit!"

"This will be harder than I thought," she blushed lightly as the visions of what she just saw kept flashing in her face.

Soz it's short, I'll try and make the next chapter longer...uh...heh...don't kill me...(looks nervous) review please! (runs off)