Dislcaimer: (cough cough) I don't (sneeze) own Harry P-Po-ACHOO!-tter...SEE, IT'S THINGS LIKE THIS THAT MAKE ME SICK! Literally...

THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS PEOPLE!

Lyla Hayden: cookies!? (grabs a few and munches on them) THANK YOU!!!

xXxIce.PrincessxXx: thank you! (big bear hug) lol dearly missed? (wipes tear) anuda bear hug!

Psi: lol here's the next chappy, thanks!

mizukimarr910: sorry about that, could ya cut me sum slack? (major sweatdrop) I just got back and I haven't written in two weeks plus I was a bit sick/drowsy that night so the chappy wouldn't have come out right, as for the plot/story line, soz (sweat drop) the Remus/Snape thing, soz about that too but it's already been done so...yeah...and this chappy, the plots not even there so I doubt you'll like this chappy too

Yana5: lol it would, I just never see Draco pregnant...wonder how that would be...he'd be even more spoiled than he already is lol

thedarkside45: lol I don't mind the anonymous signers, at least it's still a review and they all make me happy lol (chibi smile) THANKS!

LaraBlack: lol funny review, almost poetic lol glad you're likin' it so far!

CrazyLake42: lol here's the update!

Ryan's-heart's-desire: lol I would like to be in that closet too, thanks! and soz if the Remus/Severus thing scared yeh! (sweat drop)

DemonRogue13: lol Dumbledore can be scary at random times lol, YES! (punches air) I finally got the R/P thing going!

Inylan: thanks! Venezuela was fun, I had a near death experience in the beach (nearly drowned because a wave pulled me close to ocean, could you believe I tried to save my aunt (she was taken with me too) from drowning?) and lived, thank GOD! The horsies were fun...I bought stuff...the food was great...mountains froze my bones lol but it was fun thanks for asking!

Morwen and the little one: lmao poor dears (sweat drop) wow you're in school already? o about the breakfast thing, Morwen, I'm making it up in this chappy so...yeah lol enjoy! Hope school gives ya'll a break!

Shui-Wing0: lol yes it was terrifying, those computers, all in a different language (even though I understood them) and I didn't know the codes for the 'at' symbol so I couldn't sign in (cries) twas horrible lol, anyway thanks for reviewing!

RootbeerFloat: lol long review again (big bear hug) and about the playtime for H/D, got it! Glad you liked the chappy, made me all chipper lol I dunno if I'm funny in real life or on the inside, hee, I just...do what I want I guess (sweat drop/chibi smile), and that sometimes gets people to think that I'm weird so I'm like woohoo! lol and that thing: it seems like I can take the side of me everyone doesn't see and put it into writting. I completely understand, I do that most of the time when I write angst. And don't worry about the questions, tis fun when people ask me these kinds of questions lol, as for school, I'm starting on the ninth (cries) so sad. and you said you wished we could talk, do you have msn? 'cause that way we could talk (anime/chibi smile) thanks again for the review! and yes you are my best reviewer! (anuda bear hug)

Chang Wumei: lol I know, I reread the last chappy and realized how creepy Draco is on sugar high (sweat drop) and about Ron having two wives...(ponders) I'll think on it. lol Your welcome on the SS/RL scene!

Falcon Zanbandia of Nightmares: thank you! (bear hug) lol

SpikedDraco: O.O .... Uh-heh-heh....here's the new chappy! lol

Nichole08: (wipes tear) thanks mucho! there's a lil more R/P stuff in this chappy...I just realized how short this chappy was (hangs head) soz...it won't be as funny as the last one lol just a bit of a break from the plot.

Lame and Un-needed Note: ok, PEOPLE! This chappy...is pretty much lame and plotless...not to mention short and...not what I planned it to be...anyway...as a warning! there's gonna be some H/D shagging at the end, not D/H for H/D...meaning Draco's not gonna be dominant in this one, which might freak some D/H fans out...anyway...oh just read the chappy!

Chapter Eight: Ah Da Romance! (it's just a lil break...)

Dear Mum

THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT YOU'LL MAKE ME WANT TO MARRY HERMIONE 'LOONY' GRANGER! I'd rather pick someone myself thank you very much. Once again...I WILL NOT MARRY HERMIONE! SHE'S A GUMBALL CRAZY WOMAN AND FRANKLY SHE JUST SCARES ME!! Thank you for understanding.

Your Son

-Ron

Ron folded the parchment and slid it in an envelope before tying it to Pig and sending him off. "AND DON'T PECK MUMS NOSE! SHE HATES THAT!" he called after it.

"Who are you yelling at?"

"Waaa!" he jumped and tripped over, falling on his ass, "ow..."

Pansy looked down at him. "Are you ok?" she blushed when he blushed, and she didn't even realize that Ron was looking up her skirt.

"F-fine," he blushed harder, trying to resist the urge to grab Pansy and just take her.

"Uh...ok then," she moved to get her owl but Ron grabbed her leg.

"No! Stay!"

"Why?" she looked at her awaiting owl.

"...I'm comfortable," not really, he was lying on some owl crap and the smell wasn't like any normal bird poop, whoever shitted was one hell of an owl...yuck...

"Really?" Pansy didn't look to sure.

"Uh yeah...just don't go," he still had his hand on her leg and was slowly moving it up, Pansy blushed like a cherry now.

'Oh boy...please let this be real! That I'm not daydreaming again!'

Ginny sat under one of the trees, reading Hogwarts: A History and glancing at the letter from Godric and Salazar. She was still a little hooked at the whole Defense Army and letter thing that she actually felt like doing some research.

'The old Hermione would have been proud,' she thought amusedly, oddly, the new crazy Hermione was a lot better than the old bookworm. At least now she didn't have to worry about the bushy haired girl telling her to study every minute.

"Aren't you supposed to be in classes?"

"Yaa!" Ginny jumped, she could have sworn the hair on her head stood on every end giving her an afro look, what was up with Weasleys and getting scared to quickly? "Oh," she sighed, "Neville it's you."

"Who did you think it would be?" he sat down next to her.

"The killer, he's been getting popular lately."

"Oh right, he killed that Slytherin and Hufflepuff right?"

"Yep."

"Riiiiight," there was a pause, "whatcha readin'?"

"Hogwarts: A History, I got this letter from Gryffindor and Slytherin and felt like doing some researching, even though I already know the answer," she turned the page, hoping Neville didn't notice that she was blushing because he was so close to her.

"Cool-wait," he shook his head, "Godric and Salazar gave you a letter!?"

"To me, and Harry and the others, yeah," she shrugged casually, 'crudding hell!!!!! I'm blushing too much!'

"What did the letter say?"

"Here," she handed him the letter, and tried to her best to keep breathing normally when Neville's hand brushed hers.

"Okay," he skimmed down the letter

(the moment some have been waiting for!)

Dear Miss Ginny Weasley

We greatly appreciate your accepting to join the Defense Army to defend Hogwarts on these dark times. Below is a list of things that you will now acquire due to joining the defense army:

1. Upgrade on speed and agility

2. Levitation

3. Telekinetic ability

The other members of the army will also obtain different gifts. Remember to have a clear head, stay calm-

Helga: There!

Salazar: Helgaaa! What in bloody Merlin's name did you just do!?

Helga: Fixed it up, hee!

Salazar: Fixed it up!?

Godric: Well, darling, you must admit, this IS a much better way, at least we don't have to write, thank you Helga.

Helga: No problem, see you later!

Salazar: ...I just can't believe her, how can she stay so chipper like that? And she ruined the letter! Look at it!

Godric: Oh well, at least they can sort of see what kind of people we are.

Salazar: (murmurs grumpily)

Godric: Aw...we'll have sex tonight, I promise!

Salazar: We can't you donkey! I'm still pregnant! Ten months does not pass in five months you know!

Godric: Oh right...well, onto the letter, hi there Miss Weasley! First of all, we greatly appreciate you joining the defense army! You'll be receiving powers, they're-

Salazar: We already went through that part!

Godric: We did? Oh right! What you now have to do when you train and do the real thing, you have to relax, never go all tense because then when he enters you it might be painful, so anyway, you have to relax, enjoy it-

Salazar: Have you got sex on your mind twenty-four seven!? You're so horny sometimes, I swear! Ignore Godric, he's got an erection at the moment-

Neville raised an eyebrow, the letter was oddly entertaining.

Salazar: Now what we meant, is when you're defending the school or training, keep a clear head, you can never be nervous, that will cause what you're fearing to happen, anyway, when you use your powers you have to relax into them, don't force yourself to use them or else they'll never work. And another thing, teamwork is a valuable thing; you're all equal and different at the same time but never higher or lower than the other. That should be it, thank you again for joining the defense army.

Godric: Nice job, now lets have sex!

Salazar: I'm pregnant!!!!

Godric: Could you a least suck it or-or touch it?

Salazar: (sigh) What am I going to do with you, Reventus!

Sincerely,

Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin

"Wow," Neville laughed, "I never knew they had such modern language three-hundred-something years ago," he laughed again.

"Yeah," Ginny smiled shyly, "why aren't you in classes?"

"I felt like cutting," he shrugged, "Snape was getting on my nerves so I took off."

"You cut class? Potions class to be exact?" Ginny said looking impressed; she liked the new Neville, very much indeed.

"I couldn't help it, he kept twirling his fingers in his hair, which by the way didn't look really greasy today and that was creepy," he shuddered.

"Oh you poor boy," Ginny giggled, forgetting her book and lying her head on his shoulder.

"I know," he said in a fake teary voice.

'Man he's so warm...do I sense a bit of muscle under that shirt?' Ginny thought, snuggling closer to Neville.

"Ok, breakfast eaten and digested, no ones here, well except Blaise and Colin, no interruptions, the room's nice and warm, not to mention clean, can we please shag now!" whined Draco. Harry couldn't help but laugh, he loved making Draco all frustrated like that, it actually made sex better...for some odd and un-odd reason...

"Of course we can," the raven head grinned, stepping closer to the blond, "when have I said we couldn't? You could have just shut me up instead of whining," he caressed his boyfriends soft, warm cheek.

Draco looked appalled, "excuse me? You mean to tell me that we did all that stuff for nothing!? Harry Potter I swear to-mmph!" he was stopped by a pair of lips pressed roughly over his. The move was so sudden that he was sent backwards on the bed.

He wasn't complaining anymore now. His hands roamed hungrily over Harry's body, tugging at his shirt frantically nearly ripping it apart so he could touch the well toned torso that lay underneath.

"Did you need me that much?" Harry grinned, sucking hard on Draco's neck, getting moans of pleasure out of him.

"You have-oooh! No idea you bastard," he finally got the Gryffindor's shirt off, his hands traveled up and down the beautifully toned muscles, he kept brushing his hands past the boys' hard nipples, having the urge to suck them hard and get Harry to cry out like he always made him.

But, unfortunately, he didn't do so because was too busy enjoying the way Harry was sucking his neck.

The Boy Wonder pulled open Draco's shirt, his kisses trailing down further.

The blond arched his back and held the boy tightly. "Oh gods!" he gasped out. The raven head had sucked on a nipple while also rubbing himself hard against Draco. The movement made their body temperatures shoot up high, breaking little sweat. "Christ do that that again!"

Harry smirked a smirk that would have made Draco proud if he had looked. He switched to the other neglected nipple and repeated the process. They were both panting and sweating a little more, the tightness in their trousers becoming more painful.

They took off each others pants, mostly because of the pain and also because of the heat that was driving their legs mad.

They kissed again, harder and hungrier; their tongues battled for dominance until they gave up and just lazily massaged each others tongues, their frantic bodies finally calmed down.

Harry slid his hand down to Draco's throbbing member, stroking it slowly yet gripping it hard, the Slytherin Prince groaned under the touch, he dug his hand into the mess of Harry's jet black hair, gripping it as his groans got louder when the Gryffindor stroked faster.

He couldn't hold it in anymore; he came into Harry's hand. "That ended to quickly," Draco pouted, "evil boy, you are."

"We're not done yet," the raven head whispered in his ear.

"What are you-HELLO!" Draco arched his back gracefully; he did not expect the finger to enter him.

"I think you must know already," Harry grinned, entering another finger and stretching his lover.

Draco couldn't answer, he was too busy panting and enjoying the intrusion, he fluttered his eyes close in the enjoyment, he got hard again because of it. Harry couldn't help but admire the beauty that lay before him. The Slytherin with his hair all messed around and a bit matted on his head due to sweat, eyes closed, mouth open panting, back arched, freaking beautiful.

He took out his fingers and positioned himself, he wanted to get in his so badly, but he didn't want to hurt him so he went slowly-

"Damnit, Harry! Get it all in-OH!" Draco held him closer, groaning as the raven head started going in and out in a slow rhythm, "Harder, faster," he breathe out. Harry did as he was told and the blond cried out in pleasure, wrapping his legs around the boys' waist.

Their beat became quicker, bodies sweating profusely but not stopping to cool off. Draco gripped Harry's hair tightly, his other hand on the boys' back, his nails practically digging into his skin. He bit his lip, he was gonna come again.

"Harry-!"

"Draco!" They came at the same time, leaving two limp, happy boys snuggling into each other for a nap.

-Last Minute Rambles-

Colin sat contentedly on Blaise's lap in the common room. "This whole chapter was about romance...so I guess Hermione couldn't make her appearance," the younger one joked.

"Hey! I heard that and for your information I was taking a shower!" shouted Hermione, coming out of her room in a towel as she wrapped another towel on her head, "besides, I'm in a bigger predicament than any of you when it comes to romance."

Blaise and Colin blinked. "She's finally acting...sane," the Slytherin said in shock.

"Don't mention the 'G' word," Colin whispered.

"I mean I have to make a choice between Ron and Sevvy," she turned back to her room.

"But...Ron's with Pansy," Colin frowned.

"Oh there could always be a threesome," Hermione said, securing the towel around her, "the author just needs to think about it, don't you Wp!"

Without permission jumped awake on the sofa opposite Colin and Blaise. "Wha?"

"The threesome, you're thinking on it right?"

"Hm? Oh, right, yeah (yawn) I'm thinking on it. Oh, soz, Colin, Blaise, me and my deflated brain forgot to stick you in the chappy since you're romantically involved," she rubbed the sleep from her eyes.

"That's ok, at least we're in the last minute ramble," Blaise said cheerfully.

"Why couldn'r you stick me in the chappy, Wp?" Hermione glared.

"Because Ron was busy and so was Sev, besides, you were taking a showa," she stretched and crossed her legs Indian style on the sofa.

"Oh right...I'd better get ready, I told Sevvy I'd give him a haircut," Hermione dashed back to her room, tripping on her way which caused the towel to slip a little.

"...Well then, I guess that's the end of this chappy, we apologize if it was too short!" Colin snuggled into Blaises embrace.

"Please review and thanks for reading!" Blaise said cheerfully. Without permission fell back to sleep again, "and just for the record, the mysterious killers will show up in the next chappy along with the making of the bar Harry and Draco are planning on making!"