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I just noticed that when five or something days come I'm like FUCK I NEED TO UPDATE NOW!!! Ok that was a weird ramble lol READ ON TO DE FIC!
Chapter Nine: The Making of The Bar
The next day everyone woke up running around for their shoes, skirts, pants, thongs, brushes, everything, because they were running late for Honeydukes, their wizarding version of the coffee shop in Friends...yeah...
"Has anyone seen my black stockings?" Ginny asked, walking around into different rooms.
"Try your drawers!" Colin yelled from his room.
"Oh right! Duh!" she ran off back to her room.
"Harry that's my thong! Give it!"
"You never wear it!"
"Well I plan to where it when we're making babies now give," Draco snatched his leather thong back and continued to search the bedroom for his left shoe while his boyfriend sulked.
Crookshanks watched as the teens raced around the tower finding what they were looking for in odd areas.
Hermione snatched her brush. "What's my brush doing up your anus!?"
"Hey I was bored, and I wanted to experiment, besides, it's not like you even use it," Blaise said, backing away from the fuming girl.
"Why I oughta-"
"Gumballs!"
"Where!?" she looked like a maniac again and started looking for her devoted gumballs.
"GET OFF ME YOU WENCH!" Ginny yelled, bonking the girl on the head, she got off and Ginny went to the bathroom, caressing her sore boob.
Suddenly someone started playing some jazzy dance music that must have come from the forties.
"Who's playing my grandma's music?" Colin looked around.
"That's me!" Pansy waved from the door, trying to hide her half dressed form, "I like this music," she made to close the door but Ron zoomed in after her.
"LET ME HELP YOU GET DRESSED!" he yelled.
While everyone was still getting ready, Crookshanks sat on the coffee table in the common room, listening to the music that Pansy had put on. The fat cat had to admit, the music was pretty good, his tail began to swish.
The music started to come in with more beats, the flaming cats bum starting to move to the beat. Then like the dancing WB frog from the old cartoons, Crookshanks stood on it's hind legs and started dancing like an actual human. Of course when someone passed by he quickly went back to sitting, then dancing again when they disappeared.
"Colin, have you seen my tie?" Blaise asked, shuffling around his drawers.
"You look better with out it," his boyfriend answered, quickly hiding the tie under the bed.
"Really?" he looked at the life size mirror, "I feel so naked!"
"...You are naked..."
"Oh..."
"They're turning it into a restaurant?" gawked Mr. Huneydukes, his wife nodded.
"They've already got cooks, we'll have to make room for the bar, they're coming in a few hours," she pulled out her wand, her husband sighed and laughed lightly, "what's funny?"
"Are the waiters and waitresses going to wear strange uniforms?"
"Hopefully not, they said it'll have Honeydukes written on them," she waved her wand and a whole shelf scooted aside, "it better not be something too frilly or shows too much skin."
"I vote for the second choice!" he received a slap, "OW!"
"Just help me make room," she sighed and returned to the shelves.
"Get me out of this fucking place I am in NO way participating in this anymore!" Cho yelled to the mirror.
"Oh god, not HIM again," sighed her boss, "who did he kill?"
"Smith and some Slytherin guy," she answered quickly.
"He's starting small, soon he'll get to Potter and his friends, we have to beat him at it!" he made a fist then gave a high pitched scream, "oh no! My nail polish! Darling could you fix this please?" he turned to the young lady who nodded and starting doing his nails.
"Well what should I do!? If I stay here I'll be dead for sure!" she bit her nails and looked around nervously only to scream at her reflection in the mirror.
"Calm down, just stay away from him," he chuckled, "who else would wear such a tacky cloak like that?"
Mr. Creepy Killer growled angrily as he picked up what his rival said through an extendable ear. Oh he wasn't going to let his rival insult him like this, ooooh no; he was SO not going to get stepped on like this.
In his anger he flung his beloved ax and hit someone square in the stomach.
The polite victim pulled out the ax, walked over to the killer and tapped him on the shoulder. "Here you go, sir," she handed him the ax; a second later she dropped dead.
"..." At a loss for words Mr. Killer shrugged and walked off, cleaning his ax and humming to a tune.
"Weeee're baaaaack!" Draco shouted, bursting through the door with everyone else behind him.
"Harry! Draco!" Mrs. Honeydukes hugged both boys tightly, "I've missed you so much!"
"What she means is, she misses you both giving shows almost every Sunday," Mr. Honeydukes crossed his arms and his wife blushed brilliantly.
"Hank!" she glared.
"Uh...we'll just get building then," Harry said, pulling out his wand, not wanting his bosses to argue over something...uh...silly. Everyone else had their wands out and walked over to the big ass space next to the cash register.
"Maybe we should turn this into a hotel or something," Draco said, looking around the store.
"Uh, the restaurant/bar is fine for now," Mrs. Honeydukes sweatdropped.
"But what if the customers get too drunk or something-"
"That's enough, Draco," Harry said, pulling the blond to the work spot by the ear.
"Ow! Ow! Pain! Abuse!"
-The Making-
"What type of drinks should we have?" Ginny asked, holding up a clipboard.
"Fire Whiskey (spelling?)!" Ron yelled at once, waving his wand and almost getting the wood to build itself in to a table.
"Ok...anything else?" she looked around the working teens.
"I dunno," shrugged Pansy, waving her wand and getting the wood to build into a chair, "buy a whole bunch at the store, ask for the best though," she winked.
Harry and Draco combined their powers and built a perfectly curved and attractive bar with engravings of vines on the edges. They grinned at each other and hopped onto the bar, you know...to test its sturdiness.
"Strippers!" Ginny yelled, magiking herself some popcorn, "take it off!" she chanted.
"What if you slip?" the slightly sane Hermione asked, examining the surface/stage, "it seems fine..." she took a few steps back and went on a run, she jumped on to the bar, only she couldn't stop, "WLAAAAAA!!!" she screamed when she slid/flew off the bar and crashed on the wall, she slid down, "ouch..." she gave a thumbs up, "it's good!"
After a silence of odd staring everyone went back to work. Except Harry and Draco...
"Hmm..." Colin looked at the room at the back and saw it was an old rundown kitchen, "well...it's a kitchen...BLAISEY-POO COME OVAR HERE!" he yelled, stepping inside and waving his wand around so that the kitchen became a bit cleaner.
"You found the secret room for sex?" Blaise asked, stepping inside, "oh, it's just a kitchen."
"Probably the only kitchen," Colin sighed, still cleaning the kitchen.
"This is taking too long," Blaise made a powerful wave of his wand and said a spell. In seconds the kitchen looked brand new, with better flooring, clean walls, the best stoves and sinks, and a set of new cooking tools.
"How did you do that?" Colin asked, looking round in awe.
"Simple spell," his boyfriend shrugged, "it makes everything brand new and better," he put away his wand.
"You've earned yourself sex tonight."
"ALRIGHT!!!" he punched the air happily.
"Uuugh..." Hermione finally stood up, rubbing her forehead in pain. Most of the table and chairs were done but Ron and Pansy were still making more. Ginny was making a shelf to put in the bottles of wine, liquor, stuff like that. Harry and Draco were still a little busy on the bar.
They lay naked and shagging, ignoring everyone around them. Harry held Draco, panted quickly while the blonde kept with his quick and hard beat. "OOOOH! GODS DRACO!" the raven head gasped out, digging his hand in the blonde locks.
The Slytherin sucked and licked his lovers' neck, his hands caressing his hard nipples; he grinned when Harry groaned in reply.
Hermione grabbed a jar of gumballs, sat in a chair and watched as they kept on going, soon enough, Ginny joined as well as Pansy, and oddly, Ron.
"Wow...they're freakin' amazing," he commented, grabbing some of Ginny's popcorn,
"Well, they shag a lot they should be amazing," his sister answered back, "I wonder if they'd consider a threesome."
"Probably," Pansy shrugged, "this story's wacky enough for that to happen."
Draco traveled a hand up Harry's thigh, always amazed at how smooth it was. They both came and left a mess on the bar.
"I am NOT cleaning that up!" Ron yelled. His voice startled the couple and they fell of the bar.
The door opened and someone stepped inside. "Mum! Dad!" she said, walking over and hugged Mr. and Mrs. Honeydukes, "how are you guys?"
"Mum? Dad?" The group watched as a girl with purple hair talked with her parents. She wore clothes that imitated a school uniform except they were artfully ripped, the stockings were dark red with a symbol of a clothing company on the sides, and she had on combat boots.
"I didn't know they had a daughter," Harry said, putting his clothes back on.
"And you worked here too, that's a shame," Ginny shook her head, "I like her style though."
Hermione was staring at her for a different reason though, she spotted a bag of gumballs in her hand. "G-G-G-Gu-Gumbaaaaaaalls!!" she dashed over and grabbed the girls' hand.
"Huh? Excuse me!" the girl tried to yank her hand back.
"GUMBALL!" Hermione kept her grip.
"Oh I'm sorry, Zani this is Hermione, she's a bit on the gumball freak side," Mrs. Honeydukes explained, "over there are here friends-"
"Ron, Pansy, Ginny, Harry and Draco...but where's Blaise and Colin?" Zani looked around.
"They're in the kitchen," Mr. Honeydukes answered.
"Oh..." Hermione was still holding her hand and it was starting to freak her out. you like...let go of me?"
"GUMBALL!"
"Right...you want gumball?" she had a plan building up in her head.
"Yes! Me want gumball!"
"Well...these aren't gumballs, they're marbles everybody thinks they're gumballs."
"Uuuh oooh," Ron said slowly.
Hermione visibly paled and she let go of Zani's hand.
3...2...1...
"WHAAAAAT!?" she screamed making the girl in front of her cover her ears, "HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME LIKE THAT!? HOW DARE YOU!?" she started chasing her around the shop.
"Ack! Make her stop!!!" she took out a marble from her bag and threw it to Hermione, it clonked her on the head but thanks to her bushy hair it bounced off. "HOLY SHIIIT!!!!" she jumped on a table and made to jump on the other one but the table started tilting her forward and send her back to the floor.
"YAAAA-OMPH!"
Zani looked back and saw that one of the legs on the table hit Hermione from under the chin, she fell on a chair, it fell backwards and she was temporarily knocked out.
There was a pause...
"WAY TO GO ZANI!" Draco cheered, clapping happily at what just happened.
The purple haired girl blushed in embarrassment.
-Last Minute Rambles-
"Well, you've seen the making of the bar...too bad there wasn't enough of me and Draco...Wp! This is supposed to be a fic on us!" Harry yelled at the sleeping authoress.
"Hm..." she sat up from her bed groggily, "what are you guys doing in my room?" she rubbed her eyes tiredly.
"This is the location for the last minute rambles genius," Draco said, flopping on the bed and making himself comfortable.
"Oh...oh right! Welcome readers! To the last minute rambles!"
"A little late for that, this bed is comfy, Harry lie down," Draco smirked seductively and Harry gave in, he lied down next to him.
"Yeah it is comfy," he make himself comfy too and sighed.
"Ok, the reason for these last minute rambles is to say whatever Wp forgot to say at the beginning so," Draco turned to Without permission who fell asleep again, "somebody get this girl some coffee," he sighed.
"Oh Wp," Harry said innocently, "if you stay awake you'll get to see Draco and me shaaaaagging."
"I am awake!" Without permission sat up, opening her eyes wide in an attempt to keep awake.
"Good, now tell the readers what you needed to tell them," Draco said, running a hand through his hair.
"Oh right," she clapped her hands, "people! Ok since you guys are asking me to do this pairing and that pairing I have decided to do them ALL including that threesome (anime smile)! It'll be a bit difficult and they won't be serious...well...Pansy/Ron will stay serious but they'll be with other people yet still stay together, if you get what I'm saying. Oh, don't ask for Harry and Draco to be with other people, this fics on them so they're stuck together."
"You make it sound like it's a bad thing," Harry pouted.
"Heehee, soz, anything else I was supposed to say?"
"Yeah!" Hermione burst in the room, her chin bandaged with a big Band-Aid, "what the fuck made you make me become the accident freak!? That's Draco's job!"
"Hey!"
"Well I thought it'd be weirdly funny, besides, you never get hurt, I think, so I decided it was time you did," Without permission shrugged.
Hermione stormed out of the room muttering something about stupid writer.
"Kay, now that I said what I said, shag you two-eh?"
Draco and Harry fell asleep, snuggling into each other like the cute bastards they are.
"Awww....heehee, oh well, leave a review please!" (falls back to sleep).