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Chapter Ten: SUPAR HEROES!!!
A few days passed and our main people have yet to open their bar because of some...glitches they still need to work out...
"Harry! Draco! I thought you came here to practice not shag!" fumed Colin, a wooden cooking spoon in his hand.
"Relax, enjoy it," Ginny said, munching on some popcorn.
So as you people can see, Honeydukes Bar ain't gonna open for another week...but right now our main dudes and dudettes have come upon the day when they have to train and realize what their powers are...
(wooshing sound and some corny super hero jingle in the background)
The alarm clock buzzed causing Harry to jerk awake and fall off the bed, slamming on the floor like a pancake.
"Ugh...pain...ow, tummy," he caressed his poor tummy and stood up. He glared weakly at the still screaming clock and picked up his sneaker, "evil clock," he murmured, swinging his shoe at the clock and sending it to smash on the wall.
Breaking apart, the clock fell on the floor by bits and pieces. Harry hopped back into bed and was about to go back to sleep when the alarm on the clock went off again.
"Goddamnit!" he ran over to the smashed but still working clock, picked it up, opened the door and threw it out, not noticing that it bonked Hermione in the head, sending her backwards and flipping over the sofa in the common room, "serves that clock right, jeeze..." he yawned and went back to sleep, turning to cuddle with Draco only to realize that he wasn't there. "Eh?" he looked around and finally heard the sound of the showers being turned off.
"And the music keeps on playin' on and on!" Draco's muffled voice sang from the bathroom, "on and on!"
Harry watched in blank shock as his boyfriend continued to sing to the muggle song. 'When the hell did he sing or hear from a muggle song?'
"On and on!" Draco continued singing, then the most extraordinary thing happen. He jumped out of the bathroom, but the door was closed so he ended up walking through the door like a ghost! "And-HOLY SHIT!" he looked at himself then at the door, "what the-how-oh lord," he fainted.
It took Harry a little longer to achieve what had just happened and when he got it... "Damnit why did you have to wear a towel!...Draco? Yuuhuu!"
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BRRRP!
"Oh hell no," Colin shook his head and got out of the bed, "you did NOT just fart!"
"It's not my fault," Blaise pouted, "it was that messed up Friday Surprise you cooked up, what the hell was in it?"
"I need some Lysol," Colin put his hand over his nose and mouth before pulling out a big tin can of Lysol from desk drawer, "for your information it was cheese, beans, chili, and some brown stuff I found at the store...I forgot what it was called..."
"Oh, here's comes the big one!" Blaise shut his eyes tightly and stiffened as he let it aaaall out, "whew!" he sniffed the air and passed out.
"That better not be your power," Colin muttered, still spraying the fart contaminated area.
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Pansy smiled into her pillow as she dreamt a nice wet dream of Ron caressing her in certain sensitive spots, sending her over the edge and moan softly.
Of course...she didn't realize that it really WAS happening...neither did Ron. Oddly.
The redhead lay cuddled next to Pansy, dreaming the same dream. It wasn't until they let out loud moans that they finally woke up.
They shot they're eyes open and just stared at each other, waiting to see who would move away first, which didn't happen seeing as they were quite comfy with where they were.
"Ron..." Pansy breathed out softly.
"Hm?"
She smiled at his blushing face and braved herself to cuddle into his arms. 'YAY!'
"Yay?" he blinked.
"What?" she looked up at him.
"You said 'yay'."
'Oh shit...'
"And you said 'oh shit' without moving your lips...hey teach me how to do that!"
All Pansy could do was stare. Even she couldn't pass how dumb Ron was acting now.
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Ginny walked out of her room brushing her teeth like she usually did every morning. This time she decided to brush her teeth in the living room while reading a few articles in Witch Weekly.
"Uh?" she looked down at Hermione's unconscious form in the middle of the common room, "aw fuc'," she said through the toothpaste in her mouth.
She trudged back to the bathroom, finished brushing her teeth quickly, then came back to the common only to find that Crookshanks had his head under Hermione's skirt doing who knows what...
"Oh that is just so fucking disgusting! Crookshanks! Shoo!" she waved her hands for emphasis (wrong word?). With a large screech, Crookshanks went flying to the couch, Hermione's panties clutched tightly in his teeth.
Ginny gawked at her hand then at the growling cat. Did she just do that? There was a long pause as she still gawked at what just happened. Then she remembered about the letter, shrugged and went back to her room, planning to get dressed for the day.
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Snape looked at the mirror, admiring the new haircut Hermione had given him, how his hair looked you ask? Well imagine it the way you would like it (eh...to be fair...).
Remus walked in the office and whistled at Snape. "Niiice hairdo Sevvie, who's the hairstylist?"
"Granger, she has a way with scissors, obviously," Snape said airily but grinning at the same time as he flipped his hair around for different style ideas.
"Gumball Addict?" Remus raised an eyebrow, he sat down as the other man nodded, "she should do my hair sometime, this gray hair's beginning to make me feel like an old man," he blew away at some stranded hairs going over his eyes.
"How old are you?"
"Twenty-" he stopped when Snape raised an eyebrow at him, "thirty-seven..." he grumbled grumpily.
"Oh that's sooo old," the Potions professor said sarcastically. He started making poses at the mirror, flipping his head this way and that to see how well his hair billowed like his robes.
A knock on the door caused them to tell the other to get the door.
"I'm not your servant," Remus glared, "more like a guest, you're the host, you get the door."
"Sex after whoever the person is leaves."
"I'll go get the door!" Remus said over-politely, he walked to the door and opened it, "yes?" he looked at the person, paled and slammed the door closed.
"...That was rude...I'm highly impressed," Snape smirked, "well," he clapped, "lets get to the shiggy-shaggy," he made his way to his bedroom but Remus stayed put.
"It's the killer!" he breathed out loudly. Snape turned to him confused, "the killer!" he mouthed, pointing to the door, biting his fingernails.
"Hm! Killer my sexy ass," he said gruffly, he stepped in his closet and closed the door.
A series of metallic sounds emitted from inside the closet before Snape finally stepped out, dressed like a soldier with two machine guns in his hands, and two bullet belts criss-crossing his chest in the form of an X. He put on a round helmet that said Sexay on the front before putting up a tough face readying himself with his beloved guns.
"Time to get busy," he said in a low and tough voice that caused Remus to get hard. Snape nodded for him to open the door which the werewolf did, "alright murderer, you're-" he looked back at the cowering Remus dully.
"What, is he gone?" Remus took a peek, "oh no he's still there!"
"Remmie," Snape put a hand on his hip, "it's just Filch for gods sake!"
"I'm not a murderer!" said man said indignantly.
Remus looked at him again. "...Oh sorry...you look like him!"
"How could I look like him when he has a friggin' cloak that covers his face!?"
"How did you know that?" Snape held up his guns again, looking at the squibb suspiciously.
"Professor Chang told me," he shrank away from the guns.
"Pro-oh right, that bitch," he said offhandedly, "Professor Chang? I'd rather call her Toad Food, or something more appropriate."
"Why are you here, Filch?" Remus asked, still not coming out from hiding behind the door, only because he didn't want the guy to see his bulge.
"Got news from Dumbledore, he would've sent Professor McGonagall but she's busy with her class. Anyway, he says it's time for Potter and his friends training, something about them already showing their powers."
"Oh, well, thank you," Snape closed the door in his face and faced Remus, raising an eyebrow at the noticeable boner, "aww you got an erection, would you like Uncle Sevvie poo to take care of it?" he cooed.
"Yes please," the man answered indifferently and quickly, hunger in his eyes.
"Well, let's take a trip back to my bedroom then," he threw his guns back in the closed and lifted Remus off his feet, "after that, it's training with the horny teens."
"Yay!"
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After everyone was changed, conscious, and in the common room, they sat in silence, trying to figure out what to do with these powers.
"Does that mean that we don't get to have sex?" Draco asked worriedly, "I mean, my power's phantasm so...ah! Oh no! My sex life's ruined!" he nearly jumped on his seat.
"Calm down," Harry wrapped an arm around him, "see? My arm's not going through you, so maybe it's an emotion that triggers it."
At this, Draco visibly calmed down, "ok," he nodded, he looked so worried and vulnerable you could have sworn he would have sucked his thumb right then and there.
"What was you're power Blaise?" Ginny asked, amusing herself as she levitated a few quills in the air.
Blaise sighed happily and looked down at Colin's lap, "X-ray vision," he said dreamily. Noticing at what the Slytherin was staring at; Colin blushed brilliantly but didn't make a move to hide away. Actually he made himself more comfortable, purposely making Blaise see more.
"...Ok..." Ginny grabbed a pillow and hugged it over her chest, "Colin? What about you?"
"Huh?" he looked away to the Weaslette, "oh, um...what was it?" he tapped his chin in thought, "oh, it was some fire thing..." he raised his hand to level up to his face and frowned in concentration. A tiny red flame appeared before vanishing, "I suck," he sighed.
"We're gonna be training so you'll get better," Ron finally spoke. At the time through the whole conversation he was busy nosing through Pansy's thoughts for...certain reasons...and he was happy to see that she felt the same way. Plus he enjoyed the daydreams she was going through. Heheh,
"And you guys?" Ginny looked at his brother and his soon to be girlfriend.
"Hallucination," Pansy scrunched her nose in disgust, "I wanted something like yours, Gin."
"Too bad," she grinned before looking at Ron.
"Mind Reading-"
"Me too!"
"Wha? No mama fucking fair you get two powers!" he nearly stomped his foot, "that's is sooo not right!"
"Actually, three, but you guys all have it so yeah...it's two," she blushed in embarrassment.
"The speed thing?" Harry asked, he received a nod, "well...at least I have super strength. Heh, that could come in handy," he grinned slyly at Draco who, shockingly, blushed hard.
"Does anyone care about MY power?" Hermione said angrily, smacking on her gum, everyone faced her.
"Go ahead..." Ginny said dully.
"Shape Shifter," she said proudly, blowing on her bubble gum.
"Shape shif..." everyone stared at her and started complaining about how the craziest of the group got the best power.
"That's not fair!" Pansy complained like a three year old, "I get the lamest power!"
"Oh somebody hold me back!" Harry stood up, "before I whip 'Mione's freaky ass!" he clenched his fists. Draco quickly grabbed him but since Harry had super strength, the blond was pretty much hanging onto him, dangling too.
Before any bruising or blood shed could happen, the door opened and Snape and Remus walked in. "Alright knock it off you horny bastards!" Snape yelled. Harry froze causing the swishing Draco to fall with a resounding thud, "you're training begins today, I'm sure you're all beginning to use your powers?"
"Yep!" Everyone turned and saw two Pansy's sitting on either side of Ron, one was cuddling him, giggling a little.
The original Pansy's jaw dropped. "WHORE!" she punched the fake Pansy away, quickly forming back to Hermione.
"Well you weren't doing anything," she crossed her arms. At this, Pansy blushed.
"...Ok...I feel thoroughly molested," Ron said as if it were the most normal thing in the world.
"If you're all done with touching each other in the yummies then would you follow me to the training grounds please?" Snape asked lazily. After that, the mindless and horny youth followed their hated and favorite teachers out of the tower.
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"No way, nuh-uh! In you're fucking wet dreams!" Ron said, taking a few steps back, "don't make me go back to that bitch!"
"Oh dear," Trelawney said devastatingly, "I can see a dark aura around him, only filled with lust and anger."
Ron looked at Snape and Remus desperately. "She's kidding right?" he said, taking another step back from the former divination teachers' advancements, "oh come on please!" he grabbed Remus by the legs, "don't make me go with her! She's crazy! Cookoo!"
"Weasley either you let go of Lupins leg or you'll be going to the centaurs for your training," Snape threatened.
"Will they kill me?" he muttered, standing up.
"Most likely."
"Hey! Trelawney!" he turned back to the crazy woman, "have I mentioned how long it's been since you teached me?" he wrapped a friendly (fake) arm around the woman's shoulders as they both walked over to the north tower, Pansy followed behind, glaring at the woman who was chatting mindlessly to her red haired angel.
"Now," McGonagall turned to Hermione, "you come with me for your transfiguration training." Whiningly, Hermione followed, complaining that she wasn't with Ron.
"I mean," she said, "we're supposed to be together! There's fandoms on our love, our creator made us that way, Wp! YOU'D BETTER GET US TOGETHER!"
"Hush! That's not in the script!" McGonagall hissed. Hermione continued grumbling.
The remaining heroes looked back at Snape and Remus who were looking through a list.
"Lets see, since your powers are more on the physical side, follow me-us!" Snape corrected himself, seeing the glare Remus was giving him.
As they walked out of the castle Draco couldn't help but feel something different from his favorite professor.
"Harry?" he whispered.
"What?"
"Did Sev get a haircut or something?" he kept looking at Snape who had fallen into a conversation with Remus.
"Yeah," Harry shrugged, "Hermione gave it to him."
"Really now, she's quite good...for a gumball freak..."
"Yeppers!" he said cheerfully getting a weird look from his boyfriend.
"Right...Professor Snape, I LOVE that new hairdo!"
"Why shouldn't you?" Snape said, flipping his hair a little, "it's positively grand!"
"Git," Colin muttered, getting a chuckle from Blaise, "where are you taking us sir-uh sirs?"
"The forbidden forest," Lupin answered happily.
"Oh," they continued walking until they realized what they said, "WHAT!?"
-Last Minute Rambles-
"The forbidden forest," Ginny tisked, "Snape and Lupin are crazy," she shook her head.
"I'm surprised you didn't say 'mental'," said Without permission, sipping on some coffee with milk.
"That's my brothers language," she made a face, crossing her legs on the bed, Indian style, "so now what did you need to tell the readers Wp?"
"Oh right," she set down her mug, "dudes, dudettes, and others," she clapped, "soz if the plot's starting to get foggy but it'll get clearer later on! Second thing is that the pairings will get their business on soon. If you still have questions, keep 'em coming as well as a bit of requests," she sweatdropped, "I'm getting a bit of writers block so any suggestions on pairings or other things would very much be appreciated!"
"I would also appreciate it if you got her a brain!" Ginny piped in, getting a glare from Without permission, "what? You're back at school; you need all the help you can get, especially for science, geometry, physiology..."
"Physiology especially, that class is for seniors only, I just don't get why they mixed it in with sophomores," she sniffed.
The door burst open and in rushed Harry and Draco making out and throwing themselves on the authors bed, almost hitting Ginny.
"Woohoohoohoooo!" Without permission rushed to her phone and dialed a number, "hello? Yes they're shagging, bring your video camera! Kay bye!" she hung up and watched with Ginny, eating popcorn.
A few seconds later Lara Black burst in with a video camera, filming as the couple started undressing themselves, planning to shag the living daylights out of each other.
"Hey Wp!" she gave Without permission a high five and sat on the other side of Ginny, munching on some popcorn as well, "how long were they at it?"
"Just a few seconds ago...you came really fast," Wp sweatdropped.
"I didn't wanna miss the show!" she continued filming, getting close shots of some (ahem, blushes) parts...
"I forgot to bring my camera," Ginny pouted.
"If they ever break up, and they better not! Then I will use this to either blackmail them or get them back together!" Lara said kinda maniacally.
"Dear gods Draco," Harry breathed in his boyfriends ear, falling into beat with him as he wrapped his legs around his waist, "harder!"
The blond complied and thrusted harder, going deeper. Harry cried out in pleasure, arching his back in such grace that made Draco proud, he leaned down and kissed the raven head's neck, sucking lightly on the sensitive spots which got Harry to moan and groan.
"Man I can't believe I'm getting this on film!" Lara squealed happily, moving cautiously around the bed to get better shots.
Wp, while still munching on her popcorn, took out her camera and took a few shots of the shagging couple. "Heheh, these would make some very nice av's..." she fell into a fit of giggles and took close up pictures.
The couple, of course, didn't mind this at all. They WERE porn stars after all.
"Ginny, if you please?" Wp said, still taking pictures.
"Hm? Oh! Re'iew plea'! Or el' I'll go all ku'-fu on you!" the redhead said with her mouth stuffed with popcorn.
"You know kun-fu?" Lara looked at Ginny blankly.
She swallowed, "of course, I'm s'posed to be the tough but shag watching bitch in this fic."