Yuki: Welcome back, friends! I would like to thank my reviewers, whom without this chapter would not be possible! Would you do the honors, brother?

Touya: Of course. Thanks to Kaze, Yume, Azumi, Kitty, Raginggundam, and Anna, this chapter could be posted!

Hikari, Yume, and Kaze: ::run around wearing the exact same thing (white t-shirts and jeans (Yuki: dunno why I put that)):: NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER!!!

Yuusuke, Hiei, Yuki, and Kazuma: o.O Yyyyyyyyeeaaaaaaah.... Suuuure....

Disclaimer: IT'S IN THE FIRST CHAPTER!!

Chapter two: The Continuity of the Madness

RECAP!

"OOH! OOH! OOH! ME NEXT!!" Hikari shouted. "I neverrrrrr... ate a bean."

"For real, Hikari."

She pouted. "Fine. I neverrrrrr... kissed a guy." Yuki and Hiei glanced at each other, as did Yume and Kurama, before reluctantly taking a sip.

"HA! BLACKMAIL!!" Yuusuke and Kazuma high-fived and ran out of the room.

"Well, shit." Yuki said.

"Yep. We're doomed." Kurama agreed.

"Not if I have anything to say about it...."

Kazuma and Yuusuke ran down the stairs and out the large polished maple front doors of the mansion to God knows where. Yume stood.

"Come on." she motioned to Yuki, Kurama, and Hiei. The three demons of Ice, Kitsune, and Fire stood. "We'll need you, too, Azumi. And you, Hikari." The Shadow and the human girl stood.

"Wait a minute, Yuki...." Yuki slightly turned her head to look at Kaze.

"What?"

"YOU KISSED HIEI?! WHEN WAS THAT?!?"

"::face fault:: You are freakishly uninformed, O Wrestler of the Garden Hose (Yuki: Read Hikari Niji's fic, Fellowship of the Crew Goes Nutty)."

FLASHBACK TIME! (Hikari: WHEE! My favorite! ::gets slammed upside the head with Yuki's Eragon book:: xx)

One Month Earlier....

Hiei sat in his usual tree outside the crew's mansion. He sang softly.

"Wherever I am you'll always be

More than just a memory

If I ever leave this world alive

If I ever leave this world alive

I'll take on all the sadness

That I left behind

If I ever leave this world alive

The madness that you feel will soon subside

So in a word don't shed a tear

I'll be here when it all gets weird

If I ever leave this world alive"

Yuki clambered up onto the branch. Hiei jumped.

"Yo. Whatcha singin'?" It dawned on her. "YOU WERE SINGING!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" she fell off the tree cackling madly. THUNK. "Ow!!"

Hiei jumped down, picked her up, and jumped back up onto the branch. Yuki rubbed her head.

"Thanks." she said. "So... why were you singing anyways?"

Hiei looked away.

"None of your business."

"Tell me! Pleeeease!"

"No."

Yuki gasped. "I know what it is...!" Hiei's eyes widened. "YOU'VE GOT A CRUSH ON BOTAN!!!"

Hiei fell over in the classic anime style. "No. I hate that woman. She calls herself the Grim Reaper?" he spat onto the ground.

"Well that song, the way you were singing it, the fact that you were singing it at ALL leads me to believe you liiiiike someone. WHO IS IT?! TELL ME!"

Her answer was his lips meeting hers.

End flashback!

"Oh. My. God." in a matter of seconds, Kaze was rolling on the floor with laughter.

"CUT THAT OUT NOW! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!" she ran towards Kaze, eyes blazing bright blue.

"Yuki, contain yourself!" Kurama said, and held her back by her arms.

"Okay." she began to walk downstairs, but stopped and turned to Yume. "Why don't... you go first, 'cause, I have no idea where we're going.

"Yeah. Right." Yume led the five down the stairs and out the mansion doors. "Come." They ran and hid in a few bushes. "Here's my plan. Hikari, we'll need you most. Your part is important in the downfall of Urameshi and Kuwabara's no doubt ghastly plan...."

NEXT SCENE!

"Wonder what they will do to poor Yuusuke and Kazuma."

Charlie jumped up. "'POOR YUUSUKE AND KAZUMA'?!?" he shouted. "'POOR YUUSUKE AND KAZUMA'?!!?" Yukina blinked.

"They haven't done much anything to Yume, Yuki, Kurama, and Hiei. I see no need to—"

"Yukina-chan, sweetie," Botan said. "'Poor Yuusuke and Kazuma' are going to blackmail Yuki and Yume."

"Botan, what is black mailing?" she asked.

"Okay, I can't take much more of this. I'm going swimming."

"ANDI'MGOINGWITHYOU!" Kaze and Charlie went to change into swim trunks and left out the back door-thing.

NEXT SCENE!

Back to Yuusuke and Kuwabara, who are currently sitting in a random Burger King.

"No, you moron! We need pictures! PICTURES! We can't do anything without pictures or footage!"

"No, we could just— oh wait you're right."

"Where the hell is my Whopper, I've been waiting ten minutes for that...." Yuusuke walked off to go yell at management. Kuwabara took out a pen and began to draw on a napkin.

"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU'RE MISSING ONE PERSON! I'VE BEEN WAITING A WHOLE FREAKING TEN MINUTES FOR MY STUPID BURGER!"

"Sir, we only have one waiter (Yuki: Pretty fancy BK, eh?), and he's out today with a stomach virus."

"WHY CAN'T SOMEONE ELSE DO IT?! Who's in charge, they're one fry short of a Happy Meal."

"Don't you go using that McDonald's talk in here, young man!"

Yuusuke gave the old woman a o.O sort of look, then glared. His right index finger started to glow.

"I want... my Whopper... and I want it... now, you bastard."

"Urameshi!!" Kuwabara jumped over a few tables and reached Yuusuke and the old woman. He held Yuusuke's finger back. "Not here Urameshi!!!"

Yuusuke glared at Kuwabara, then the old woman, and left. Kuwabara followed, stopping at the table on the way out to pick up his napkin.

Once outside the Burger King, Kuwabara showed the drawing on the napkin to Yuusuke.

"What the...?

"You remember those hidden cameras we set up by the trees and bushes, in hopes of doing what we're doing?"

"Yeaaaah...."

"Maybe Yuki and Hiei were in one of the trees where we set up cameras. And Kurama and Yume could've been near a bush with a camera at the time."

"Damn, Kuwabara! You're smart when you want to be!" Yuusuke said, slapping Kuwabara's back.

"Don't do that."

So Yuusuke and Kazuma headed back to the mansion. Once they got there they stayed silent, for they heard everyone but the six that had gone to plot against them (though they didn't know it at the time) outside in the pool.

From there they headed to the most likely spot Yuki and Hiei would have been. The furthest tree from the mansion that was still on land owned by the Ministry. Yet before they got there, they heard a rustling in the bushes ahead of them. They looked closer and saw sticking out from under the leaves... a hand.

"What the..." Yuusuke started to take a step towards the bush but was stopped by Kuwabara.

"Wait."

Scratched and bleeding, it groped around until it found a tree root protruding from the ground, and used it to pull itself up. Once two arms, a head, and a torso were no longer hidden by the bushes, the almost lifeless body looked up at the two boys. The face of their friend was bloody and bruised. The clothes were torn, revealing deep gashes where some demon must have lashed out at her. She eventually rolled out of the bushes, revealing her legs and feet which were as scraped and bruised and mangled as the rest of her. She opened her mouth to speak, yet no noise came out. She tried again and once more failed. The third time she lifted her head, the only word that came out of her mouth was "Help." her voice was dry and raspy and a faint moan came from her before she collapsed on the ground.

Everyone: groan YUKI!!

Yuki: Ooh, a cliffie in a humor fic, that's gotta be illegal.

Yume: Damnit, Yuki. Well, R&R so she'll update.

Yuusuke: Yeah, that was actually getting good.

Kazuma: And I was getting smart!

Yuki: Yeah. Was.

Hikari: That song Hiei was singing was 'If I Ever Leave This World Alive' by Flogging Molly.