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A/N: I FINALLY UPDATED!!! I'm so sorry for the lateness and shortness of this chapter! But at least it's finally here and in time for christmas XD. Anyway, I'm not too happy with this one, I just got back to typing this so it feels confusing and completely weird...
MerryChristmas!
Chapter Twelve: Trapped!
"This had better be good," Mr. Boss said, looking irritated at the interruption from his party. He still had the hat full of fruit on.
"He wasn't planning on killing Potter and the others; he's going to kill everyone!" Cho screamed hysterically, hair flying over her face.
"He's always like that! You called me up for that? Come on!" he turned off his side of the mirror.
"You don't understand! He's crazy! He-OH YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!" she slammed the mirror to the ground, "I'm out of here, that's right!" she laughed insanely, "I'm off! I'll get a job at some bar! Yeah, yeah, I'm gone, bye bye! HA!" she grabbed her suitcase and started packing.
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"How'd you guys escape?" Zani asked, sipping on her glass of pumpkin juice.
"It was brutal," Ginny said with enthusiasm, "we thought we were dead! Blaise had this tommy gun and started shooting the crap out of the giant-"
"Grawp," Harry said.
"Yeah whatever, anyway he was shooting the crap out of him right? Well Draco started playing tag with him, making him smash into trees and stuff, then Colin usedhis fire powers and put a few trees on fire, scaring Grawp, and then Harry knocked him out in one punch! ONE PUNCH!"
"What did you do?" Zoe asked.
"Oh I floated his body in a deeper part of the forest. IT WAS BRUTAL!!!"
"I think she's had a little too much-" Draco sniffed Ginny's empty cup, "firewhiskey."
"It was brutal!" the redhead continued, "you should have been there, Blaise was like-" she started making bullet sounds while pretending to hold a gun, "Colin was all WOOSH! Draco was crazy a fuck! Screaming and running! And Harry! BAM!" she swung her fist and knocked Hermione down. "It was bloody WICKED!!!"
Everyone looked down to where Hermione lay unconscious; her nose was bleeding a little.
"Nice one," Ron muttered.
"Ok I'm calm," Ginny sat down looking fully content, everyone stared at her oddly, "I needed to get it out of my system," she shrugged.
The door open and in stepped Neville holding a newspaper. "Hey," he said, sitting down on Hermione's empty seat, "what happened to her?"
"Ginny knocked her out," Harry said, gulping down his butterbeer.
"Oh, good going, Gin," he put the newspaper on the table, "I found something that you guys should know."
Everyone leaned over to look at the Prophet, Hermione woke up and leaned in too.
Earlier this morning Lucius Malfoy escaped from Azkaban, his whereabouts right now are unknown. The only thing that was found in his cell was a note:
He Must Pay!
This sentence was repeated all over the paper. Narcissa Malfoy was unable to comment on her husbands escape due to the fact that she's in a different country doing charity, Aurors are on their way there at the moment. Meanwhile her son, Draco Malfoy, is also unable to be interviewed since he's currently in Hogwarts and Headmaster Dumbledore will not let any aurors ask him about the escape.
"Wow, hey your dad has issues," Harry said, leaning back on his chair, "has he ever considered therapy?"
"He escaped?" Draco paled, "FUCK!!!"
"What's wrong?" Hermione asked, still a bit whomped out by Ginny'smajor punch.
"Are you nuts!? He's escaped from Azkaban and looking for someone! He's insane! You DO remember he was a deatheater right!? HUH!? HUH!?" he stood up, slamming his hands on the table.
"Ok, calm down, love," Harry sat, pulling Draco down to sit on his lap, "it's not like he's coming after you."
"He wanted me a to be a GIRL!" screamed the blond, "a GIRL I tell you! I may be flamingly gay and all but I still like my happy stick thank you very much!"
"A girl?" Zani tried not to giggle.
"Yes!" wailed the blond, "he kept trying to persuade me to take a gender changing potion, the crazy fuck."
"Here, drink this," Mrs. Honeydukes said, bringing a steaming goblet, "calms you right down to the bone."
Draco took it and gulped it down only to spit it out, sending spray all over Neville's face. "This stuff tastes like shit!"
Mrs. Honeydukes took the goblet and inspected it, "oh it is, I'm sorry dear, I'll fix up a calming draught right now."
"No need!" Ginny said, blushing from wiping Neville's face from the Dookie Drink, "I'll do it," she jumped over the bar stand and grabbed a bunch of bottles that were displayed on the shelves.
Everyone watched entranced at the redheads speed. She set two cups on the table and started flipping around bottle after bottle, pouring in a little of this and that while not spilling a drop. After mixing the drink with the two cups she gave the finished mix to Draco who took it hesitantly.
He downed the cup, waited for the calming to kick in then past out. "My homemade specialty," Ginny grinned proudly.
"What's in it?" Harry gaped, holding Draco in a better position while sniffing the empty cup.
"That's a secret," she winked, putting away the bottles.
"You guys are gonna make a lot of money with her as your bartender," Neville said, eyeing the cup. Ginny blushed modestly.
"Oh stop," she blushed even more.
"Well, before you guys start making out, I need to piss," Ron stood up and walked to the bathroom.
The bathroom door blew open and Ron was flung inside, hitting his forehead on the wall. "Ginny!"
"It wasn't me," his sister said with wide eyes.
"Ron, are you hurt bad?" Pansy said worriedly, running to the bathroom, the same thing happened to her…except she landed on Ron instead of the wall. The door slammed shut.
"Ginny stop it!" Hermione yelled, not liking Ron and Pansy alone together…in a small room.
"It's not me! Really!" the young girl yelled back.
The candles hanging around the store flickered out and fell to the floor with a number of light thuds. "Colin? That was you wasn't it?" Blaise asked uneasily.
"No," his boyfriend answered in the same uneasy tone.
"What's going on?" Zaniasked, completely lost.
An evil cackle echoed through the walls.
"Hermione was that you?" Neville asked. He received a slap, "ow!"
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"Mwahahahahaaa!" cackled Dumbledore, playing with his action figures, "take that!" he made one action figure punch the other, "die evil space monkey die! HAHAHAAAA!" he attached a tiny sword to the toy and made it attack the space monkey.
"Professor Dumbledore!" Snape knocked on the door. The bearded man squealed and grabbed his toys, throwing them under his pillows and some into his closet, "Headmaster!"
"Coming! Coming! Just a second!" the old man ran around the office, hiding his action figures without once considering to use his wand.
"Albus!" McGonagall yelled, joining Snape in pounding the door. "Albus open up!"
"Hang on! I'm naked!" he threw his toy dinosaur in his cabinet.
"We did not need to know that!" Snape said in a sing song way, "that's it I'm opening the door!" Dumbledore let out a high pitched scream before turning to face the two teachers, his Dark Vader toy behind his back.
"We need to talk," McGonagall said, striding inside followed by the potions teacher, "I'm sure you've heard about Lucius Malfoy escaping from Azkaban."
"Really?" Dumbledore said, sitting down on a pillow, he yelped when the sharp point of a toy poked him in the ass through the pillow.
"What's wrong?" the deputy head blinked in surprise.
"Nothing! Haha!" he stood up, "Malfoy's escaped?"
"Just this morning," Snape answered, "it's all over the Daily Prophet, we think it's Potter he's after, he does have a grudge on him."
"So do you but do you go out and murder the kid, noooo," muttered the hippie.
"Excuse me?"
"No, nothing. So what do we do gentlemen?" McGonagall cleared her throat angrily, "gentlemen," he repeated causing the Gryffindor head's lips to thin into a line.
"They're the defense army, but how can they protect themselves?" Snape asked.
"Dude, why are you worried about Harry?"
"He's with my godson and if I don't do anything he'll blame me!"
"You have a godson?" McGonagall looked at the greasy haired man with wide eyes.
"Yes, I do."
"You do what?" Dumbledore asked.
"I have a godson."
"Really?"
"Yes really."
"So that makes you a godfather."
"Of course!"
"You're a godfather?" McGonagall asked.
"Yes! I am a godfather!"
"To who?" the two asked.
"To Draco you dolts! Good lord!"
"You're the godfather of Good Lord?" Dumbledore raised his eyebrows.
"No I'm-ok forget it," he tried to calm down, "now listen, I have an idea."
"Good for you!"
"Shut up!" his hair flew around, "ok," he breathed deeply, "my plan is to set up double the security spells especially to where Draco and his friends are sleeping at. Lucius knows how to counter plenty of spells so we should also add in alarms in the bedrooms and stuff."
"Oh I see," McGonagall tapped her bottom lip in consideration, "Albus what do you think?"
"Huh?" he looked away from one of the toys sticking out from under his desk, "yeah, yeah go on and do that," he waved them off. The two professors walked out of the office, talking quickly to each other about the spells they should put up.
Dumbledore sighed at he closed the door. He raised the Dark Vader toy he was still holding and placed a hand over his mouth. "I am your father!" he said in a muffled voice.
"Headmaster! Headmaster!" Cho yelled running up the spiral staircase.
"Oh what now!" complained the old man, turning to the door. It slammed open and hit him in the face making him fall over.
"Dumbledore!" Cho yelled angrily, suitcase in hand, "I quit!" she turned to leave while the poor man gingerly touched his burning nose.
"Ah…ah-CHOO!!!"
"What?" she growled, turning back.
"Not you! I sneezed! Ow…" he pouted at his pounding nose.
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"Who's there!?" Harry called out, holding the still unconscious Draco tightly.
Blaise looked around carefully, using his X-ray vision to find the culprit. He looked from up to down to even the bowls of candy. "Nothing," he said, frowning at every corner, though it was pretty hard since it was dark and gradually getting darker from the sunset.
Mr. Honeydukes grabbed one of the unlit candles and lit it with his wand, it blew out just as quickly, "damnit."
"Dad what's happening?" Zaniasked; trusty marbles in hand just in case anything would try to attack her.
"Dunno, lumos," his wand lit up then faded away, "looks like using magic's out of the question."
Mrs. Honeydukes fumbled around the back of the counter until she found an old plastic flashlight. She flicked the switch and it lit brightly until it quickly dulled to nothing. "We'd better get out of here."
Ginny reached the door and pulled at the doorknob. "It's locked!" she pushed her weight against it but it wouldn't budge.
"I'm getting déjà vu," Harry murmured. Draco stirred and fluttered his eyes open.
"Harry?" the blond whispered faintly, trailing his hands to his boyfriends waist, "what's going on?"
"We're trapped."
"That's not nice."
Last Minute Rambles
"IAM SOOOOOOO EXTREMELY SORRY FOR THE MAJOR LATENESS OF THIS CHAPTER!!!!!" Wp cried, "this time it wasn't even writers block, it was de fact that me brain was getting filled up on so many different ideas for fics that I couldn't resist but start typing them up! I'll try my best to get the next chapter out sooner! And make it longer too, 9 pages?" she shook her head in shame.
"What a shame," Ron shook his head, dusting himself from the dust that collected on him through the long break from being updated.
The others joined in as well as stretched their stiff muscles. "Dear god I feel like a zombie," breathed Draco, "and my clothes!"
"Sorry," sniffed Wp.
"You need a hug," Harry said, shaking his head.
"Where's Hermione? She's not here again," Pansy said, looking around.
"Why do you care?" everyone said in unision.
"I don't!" she blushed, "I just feel suspicious that she'll do something bad to us."
"Riiight!"
"Oh hush!"
"So what are your plans for the next chapter?" Remus asked.
"How'd you and Snape escape from that tree?" Colin asked, sipping his coffee.
"After you guys fought the evil Grawp, me and Sevvy had a little fun then went back in the castle to have more fun! Then Sevvy got the letter about Lucius escaping so he had to take off leaving me to have fun on my own," explained the werewolf, drinking his cherry soda.
Everyone stared that their favorite former DADA teacher blankly. "Was it fun?"Draco asked after the long pause.
"Hell yeah!"
"Well I'm happy for you," he patted the man's shoulder.
The door burst open and Hermione marched in dressed as Santa Claus minus the beard. "Happy Christmas mother fuckas!!!" she yelled, jiggling her pillow stuffed tummy.
"She. Is.On. Crack," Blaise said, shaking his head.
"Presents?" Zani asked, eyeing the big bag that Hermione was holding over her shoulder.
"Gumballs for all!" the lunatic shouted joyfully, emptying the bag on the table. Everyone stared at all the gumballs that came tumbling down on the table, spilling to the floor. They were all in different colors and sizes, and there were even some with designs for christmas and other holidays.
Wp picked up a large gumball with a snowman on it and shook her head, her shouldersshaking in silent laughter, "only Hermione," she said, giggling a little.
"Review please! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO Y'ALL!!!!!!!!" everyone yelled.