Yuki: I ran out of ideas for my fan fiction, so I wrote this filler chapter!

Yume/Azumi/Hikari: So good!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Homestar Runner.

It was early one hazy morning, and amazingly many of our fine crew was already up... doing stuff. Yuki and Hikari sat on the floor playing one of those small chitlin hand-clapping games.

"Oonchai, oonchai, one, two, three-chai!" they chanted. "Leave me alone or I'll tell Genkai! Brush your teeth, comb your hair, I saw Hiei in his under— Where you going? What're you doing? How do you be so short?!" Yuusuke and Kuwabara sat not far away watching with part intrest, part disgust, and part confusion.

"I wonder how much sanity is left...." Yuusuke muttered.

"You're in no place to talk." Yume said as she and Azumi appeared in the doorway with candy, popcorn, and soft drinks.

"One inch!" Hikari yelled.

"Two inch!" Yuki said.

"Three inch!"

"Four inch!"

There was a pause.

"Um... that's as high as I can count." Hikari said in a dissapointed voice.

"I can count to G!" Azumi chirped, tearing open a package of SweetTarts. Hiei had just entered the room and was staring at the scene before him, listening in sheer confusion.

"That's nothing!" Yume said haughtily, waving her hand as though swatting away a fly. "I can count to purple backwards!"

"...Look, it's Hiei." Hikari said, pointing behind Yuki.

Yuki looked over her shoulder at Hiei. "Hiei," she said curiously. "Why do you be so short?"

Hiei's eyes widened and he looked appaled.

"Hell, I'm not short!"

Yume, Azumi, Hikari, and Yuki looked around at one another and grinned.

"Hiei made a swear!" they said, giggling.

"Hn." Hiei closed his eyes, pocketed his hands, and left the room, slamming the door behind him.

Meanwhile, the four girls, Yuusuke, and Kuwabara were left in the game room laughing, to happy to think of anything else.

Yuki: Hope you liked my filler chapter and I hope I can get some ideas for the next REAL chapter! I just wrote this, like I said, because I ran out of them. I'll force my crew to help me on this. You could probably already tell that, and I'm just sitting here because I wanted to make it look like I really knew what I was talking about. So... stop reading. Quit now. I mean it. Seriously. Come on. Stop. Now. If you read this last sentence, it won't tell you anything.

Hikari: So good!