Yuki: I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING! -sobsob teartear-
Yume: ...Nuh uh.
Hikari: -snicker-
Yuki: BRAD PITT!
Hikari: -covers her face-
The disclaimer is in chapter one.
The REAL Chapter 4: The One I Finally Decided to Write
The sun began to set outside. Yuusuke looked out and said,
"Well, we've got the cash, let's just go out and buy another tv?"
"Yeah, you're right. We'll steal Jin." Yume said.
"Wha?"
"You know, he can be out personal transporter."
"Whatever... but you know he's gonna leave us stranded in front of Fry's with a 38" plasma screen tv... We'd better just take the Shimuckna robot." Yuki noticed.
The others agreed and left out the oak doors of the mansion towards Fry's. As Yuki looked out the window, she saw the two trees in the forest finally fall.
Fry's. A wondrous place filled with games, DVDs, iMacs, office supplies, and 38" plasma screen tv's. The Ministry was having a blast until that fateful moment when...
CRASH.
"SON OF A BITCH!" Yuusuke's voice echoed throughout the now dead silent store. A cricket chirped. Someone coughed.
"Time to go!" Hikari said, and she ran out.
"Right behind ya, sis." Azumi followed solomnly.
"I don't even want to KNOW." Hiei and Touya said as one. Yuki agreed and the three of them and Yume left, leaving Kuwabara, Kurama, Kaze, and Yuusuke to deal with the damage they caused.
"Wonder what they did." Hikari asked. A rhetorical question, Yume's stupidity began to show when she answered.
"I dunno. I bet they shot someone!"
Everyone else::face fault:
"There was a crash, not gunfire. Dumbass." Yuki pointed out. She looked around. "WHAT THE HELL!"
"Huh?" Touya said, looking in the same direction. "There's nothing there, sister."
"Exactly. That's where we parked."
"Fat load of help your robot was, P.A." Yume mumbled, pouting.
"OH MY GOD! THE SHIMUCKNA ROBOT IS GONE!" Hikari yelled, pointing.
"Rii-chan, hon, if you had kept your head out of the clouds and your brain in semi-reality for a second, you would have realized that we JUST went over that." Yume patted Hikari on the head.
Yuusuke and Kuwabara walked out of Fry's with their hands held behind their backs by the cops. Kurama and Kaze followed laughing.
"And I thought you just dropped something..." Hiei muttered.
"So did we." Kurama said, gesturing at Kaze and himself.
"Apparently he took out an old lady. THEN dropped the tv. On her." Kaze explained, staring at the cops hauling the angry Yuusuke and Kuwabara away.
At this, Hiei, Touya, and Yuki laughed. Hikari went into a mad panic, Yume's eyes were wide, and Azumi's eyebrow was raised in amusement.
"Oh my gosh! Is she okay? Did they break anything? Will she be fine?" Hikari spoke in a constant stream of words, jumbling her questions together. Not a soul in the three worlds, dead or alive, young or old, hard of hearing or keen hearing could decipher what she was saying. Yuki swore explosively.
"What's wrong with you! Shut up! I'm gonna go ballistic!" she screeched.
"She's right!" Yume yelled over Hikari, her fingers in her ears. "Not a sould alive in these three worlds, dead or alive—"
"Young or Old." Touya put in.
"Hard of hearing or not." Hiei said, and angry look upon his face.
"Could decipher what you're saying!" Yume finished.
And so it was that Kuwabara and Yuusuke we hauled away. But as it turned out, an old friend of Hikari's worked there and paid their bail himself! I'm not really sure whether that's legal or not:D
Eventually, everyone got back to the mansion okay. Azumi, Yume, Hiei, Yuusuke, and Kaze were watching the original War of the Worlds movie on the tv... that was... miraculously... repaired. Mmyeah. Yuki and Kurama were shooting pool.
"SIX BALL SIDE POCKET!" Yuki called, and she bent over to shoot. Unfortunately, Kuwabara was right behind her and she accidentally hit him in the crotch with the pool cue.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!" Kuwabara was lying on the floor with his arms between his legs. People laughed at him.
"That's what you get for not getting out of her way..." Yuusuke said, grimacing. "I remember the day that happened to me..." he began.
"Not this story again." Azumi said, leaning forward. "I'm watching people being blown up, be quiet."
Yuusuke stuck his tongue out at her like a five-year-old.
Yuki finally shot and missed. She sobbed for exactly 3.875 seconds before Kurama shot. He made one. Too bad for him it was the two ball.
"Jell-O..." Azumi said contentedly, watching the green laser beams being shot at the army.
"Indeed, Mii-chan, indeed." Kaze yawned and reclined back in his chair. But it wasn't a reclinable chair, so he fell backwards and it was his turn to be laughed at.
"Lookie, Kaze's stupid..." Yume grinned sheepishly. Like a sheep. A woolly one. Like Shaun.
"BAA!" Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Yuki yelled in unison.
"Protest the use of Scotland!" Hikari declared, pointing northwards.
"And may the living be dead in our wake!" Yume added.
"Long live the Irish." Yuki said.
No one paid attention to her.
"...Long live the Poles?"
Everyone cheered.
It was freakin' weird.
This is the part of the story where I stopped to save it and send what I had so far to Yume and Azumi to see how they liked it. They did.
As it turned out, Kurama and Yuki's pool game came out real weird. Kurama went to the bathroom and came back with short hair. He explained that he had hair extensions. Yuki said "finally," but Yume cried. She liked his long, gravity-defying hair.
Eventually the authoress of this fan fiction had a near-fatal spleen attack and her blood clotted due to a transfusion from the day before that was not compatable with her blood type. She lived anyway. Her dad's blood type is O-. Her Science teacher's is B+.
A week later Keiko was almost hit by a bus. Yuusuke laughed, though. The plot to this story lost its meaning by the second paragraph of the first chapter. It was gone for good by the last chapter I put up here. Now I'm just trying to fill up space and make it really know what I'm talking about. Kurama had a pet caterpillar named James.
I've totally and completely run out of ideas from here, so I'll end this chapter in
3...
2...
1...
The end.
Yuki: Omfg...As if I couldn't GET any more random... .
Azumi: ...No kidding.
Hikari and Yume: -watching The Bourne Supremacy- -watching Kirill get killed-
Hikari: Uh-oh, Yume, your man is dead.
Yuki: HEY! Tell the nice people how grateful I'd be if they'd review!
Yume: Oh, uh, Shin-chan'd love it if you clicked the Go button!