Well, here's chapter 2! Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to play Halo 2.

Chapter 2: What in the hell?

Darkness…

I slowly began to open my eyes. I suddenly had to close them again due to the intense sunlight. Slowly, my eyes adjusted to where I could see clearly. As I was laying there, I began to wonder what had happened. I felt sand underneath me. I turned my head to the left to see dunes scattered across the land, with occasional rock formations. Slowly, my mind began to work smoothly, and I sat up to look at my surroundings. I was in a desert obviously, and my head hurt like hell. Then I realized something. Kyle was gone.

"Kyle…Kyle…KYLE!" I kept calling him until I heard a small "ugh…"from my right. I turned and looked down. There was a small orange thing lying there. It had a yellow stomach and three small yellow stripes along its back going horizontally. I noticed it had made the noise, and I began to nudge its body with my finger.

"Hey, cut that out!" said the animal. I recognized that voice… Kyle! What in the Hell?

I suddenly realized something… Kyle and me were in the game…in Jak 3…wow, this sounds like some messed up fanfiction…

"Kyle?" I said brushing off the sand from my hair.

"Yeah, wha-" He froze instantly as he saw where we were.

"I think we're in Jak 3…"

Kyle finally regained his ability to speak, although his voice was quieter now.

"Right…so uh, what the hell do we do no-" He froze again. I turned to see what caused him to go silent this time. I found him staring at my face.

"What?" I said in confusion. All he did was point to my face. I began to feel around my head. Hmm…glasses, hair, long ears…LONG EARS? I jumped up and began to feel around my ears realizing that I looked like a character from the game. But then I remembered that Kyle was an Otsell, and I turned to him.

"You might want to take a look at yourself too."

Kyle gave me a questioning look, but then shrugged and looked down. He noticed fur and a tail…and he wasn't very happy about it.

"Oh you've gotta be kidding me." That's all I heard out of his mouth after seeing his shocked expression. I sat down and began to think about just what we were going to do. Suddenly, I felt a sharp blow to the back of the head. I fell to the ground unconscious.

I woke up sometime later, not sure how long it had been since we got here. My head was killing me, but I managed to get up from a bed I was laying in. I noticed that Kyle was also in a bed next to me. I nudged him cautiously, not wanting to cause him too much pain since he was most likely hit in the head too.

"Hey Kyle, wake up."

"Huh, wha? No mom, I don't like pretzels…"

"Damn it Kyle wake up!" I gave him a sharp nudge and he jumped forward and off of the bed.

"OW!" he yelled, "what was that for?"

"You said you didn't like pretzels. Plus, we need to get out of here and figure out what to do."

Kyle agreed with me on leaving, but he didn't understand what I was talking about with the pretzels. It still bugs me that he doesn't like them. As we left the building, I recognized the area clearly. We were in Spargus. I turned to see Damas leaning against the wall beside the door. I, of course, recognized him, but I'm pretty sure Kyle didn't.

"So, I see you are both awake," said Damas, noticing us walk out of the building.

"Yeah," I said, "and thanks for nailing me in the freaking head back there. I always enjoy being knocked unconscious." Kyle couldn't help but snicker at my remark.

"I am sorry, but we had thought you were trying to sneak in to Spargus," said Damas, "We can not afford to take too many chances."

"Pfft, whatever," said Kyle crossing his arms.

"Anyway," I said, "I'm Dax, and this Kyle."

"Come," said Damas, "I have information to discuss about you staying here in Spargus." With that, Damas motioned us to follow him. I'm still not sure where we are going, but I have a pretty good idea.

Dax: Sooooo?

Kyle: So what?

Dax: What did you think?

Kyle: It was ok.

Dax: :beats Kyle over the head with a glass:

Kyle: I SAID IT WAS OK!

Dax: LIES::stabby: