Over Phone Under Computer By SpuffyGURL

Like every normal 16 yr. old, Elizabeth "Buffy" Anne Summers wanted another way to contact her friends, other than using the phone, over the summer. Her cousin, Dawn, said that she should try and get a messenger that she knows all her friends get on. Well Buffy went to work. She called up all her friends and asked which messenger they used. Most said they had yahoo, some said they had MSN. But her cousin had AOL, so Buffy went and downloaded them all.

After adding all her friends, Buffy called her cousin and asked what her messenger name was. "Well, I only have AIM, for now, but soon I will be getting Yahoo. By the way which messengers did u get?" So happy to tell her cousin that she had all of the ones her friends and she had, she said, "I have Yahoo, Aim, and MSN! I am sooooo happy that I finally have them." At the end of her statement, Buffy let out a loud squeak. "Okay, Ow. Hey are you online right now?" Dawn was so happy for her cousin. "Yeah, I am, why?" "Well you wanna talk?" "Sure!"

The girls talked on the computer for about 1 hour. Dawn was called GreenKey and Buffy was Slayer 06.

GreenKey: Hey do u wanna meet some new ppl?

Slayer06: Sure that's y I have a messenger. R there any cute guyz u kno?

GreenKey: O YEA! Here is a real HOTTIE! MasterVamp05.

Slayer06: Thanks but does he wanna talk with me?

GreenKey: Hey gimmie a min and I will c if he wants 2, k?

Slayer06: Otay

Five minutes later

BRING

MasterVamp05: Hey

Slayer06: hey

MasterVamp05: sup?

Slayer06: NM, U?

MasterVamp05: same, so Ur Dawn's cousin? Whatcha name? (Other than Slayer06)

Slayer06: Elizabeth, but my friends call me Buffy.

MasterVamp05: kool, me William, but my clique calls me Spike.

Slayer06: How did u get a name like 'Spike'? Wait do I wanna kno how u got that?

MasterVamp05: Well... I usta spike the punch at most of the teacher parties. So how did u get the name Buffy?

Slayer06: easy, My mother!

MasterVamp05: O okay, so what does this 'Slayer' look like?

Slayer06: I dunno, I never met a 'slayer' b4, have u?

MasterVamp05: I ment u, Slayer pie.

Slayer06: Well... I am 5'3", Blonde, Green eyes, white, Cali Girl. Okay ur turn, vampy boy!

MasterVamp05:Okay. I'm 6'2", Platinum Blonde, blue eyes, white, British(I wish).

Slayer06: Okay how old r u?

MasterVamp05: 18, and u Blondie?

Slayer06: 16 and don't call me 'Blondie', Spoike!

MasterVamp05: hey no 1 calls me 'Spoike' but my ex Dru! So don't call me that!

Slayer06: Man r we touchy. Sry.

BRING

GreenKey: SO? Whatcha think?

Slayer06: He's obnoxious but I guess I could learn 2 like him.

GreenKey: Plz b nice he just broke up wif' his gf.

Slayer06: That Dru girl?

GreenKey: Yeah how did u kno? He never talks abt Dru anymore.

Slayer06: easy I called him 'Spoike'.

GreenKey: Oh shit. Now I am gonna get it.

Slayer06: what? U didn't do anything. I was the 1 2 call him that not u.

GreenKey: well did u promise that u wouldn't say it again?

Slayer06: sry u kinda butted N b4 I had the chance.

GreenKey: well tell him!!!

Slayer06: Okay!

BRING

MasterVamp05:hey ttyl I g2g eat.

Slayer06: hey I am sry abt callin u 'spoike' I didn't kno. And plz don't take it out on Dawn.

MasterVamp05:I wont. night luv.

Slayer06: night Spike.

MasterVamp05 has signed off.

BRING

GreenKey: SO?

Slayer06: ur off the hook. And he is gone.

GreenKey: so he no gonna get mad at me?

Slayer06: nope u r safe from not getting in trouble.

Slayer06:Hey I g2g ttyl night.

GreenKey:night

"Well that was interesting." Sighed Buffy.

All the way in L.A.

"So William, what have you been doing this afternoon on your computer?" said Spike's mom. "Well I wanted ta'go out and find me some young children ta' take away from der' parents but no kids were on." His mother gasped. "Now Jenny, you know that he is only joking, right William?" said Rupert Giles, Spike's Dad. "Sorry Mom, I was only jokin'. May I be excused?" "Yes, you may." Replied Jenny "Night Mum, Da'."