Over Phone Under Computer
By SpuffyGURL
Hey thanks for all the wonderful reviews and ALL will be taken to heart about the not being able to be clear. Well I will try to make the characters more like the normal in later chapters, so please have patience. Plus just so ya'll know this is somewhat a true story just with different ppl playing the main characters. Most of the love stuff is real, but all the drama of Joyce I have used and also borrowed from the actual series and ... well mostly from the series.
Summary: Buffy gets an instant messenger so that she can talk to her friends over the summer. Her cousin wants to help her find a boyfriend, so she asks one of her friends, Spike Giles, to talk to her cousin.
6 months later
Slayer06: Hey Spike. Long time no talk!!!
MasterVamp05: hey Slayer. Really I didn't notice. But the reason is cuz my 'rents broke my comp.
Slayer06:O that could b a reason y u no talk 2 me any more. So what have u bn doin u pain in my ass?
MasterVamp05: well I never knew I was a pain I ur arse, but I have been doin the usual, drinkin, smoking, shaggin. U?
Slayer06: OK TMI I never wanted 2 kno that!! but I am doin the usual.
MasterVamp05: the 'usual'? what is that, luv?
Slayer06:Easy try and keep u away 4um my cuzin! jk
MasterVamp05: Cute Slayer, so what would u call the norm?
Slayer06: There is nothing normal with my life. It is just always usual, u kno, boring and u feel like ppl hope 4 u 2 b strong and like the world revolves around u shit like that.
MasterVamp05: o yea my friends r like that.
Slayer06: o mine 2. brb mom yellin.
MasterVamp05:hurry bak baby.
Slayer06: (rolls eyes) brb.
"YEAH, Whatcha need ma'?" screamed Buffy from her room.
"You need to come finish these dishes that you promised you would finish 2 hours ago!!!" yelled Joyce Summers from the kitchen.
"But mom-" "Don't But mom me young lady I want them done and I want them done NOW!!!"
"Damn" mumbled Buffy.
"What was that young lady?" "Nothing mom." Relied Buffy.
Slayer06: sry Spike but I g2g ttyl.
MasterVamp05: okay slayer c ya tomorra, night luv.
Slayer06: night. U gonna get on tomorra?
MasterVamp05: maybe I dunno. I am kinda busy, but I will try.
Slayer06: okay tanks. bye
MasterVamp05: bye
"GRRRRRRRRR, why does my mom always do that?" questioned Buffy.
"I said NOW, Buffy!!!" " Yes, mom, I am!" grumbled the young blonde.
While passing through the hallway of her house, Buffy passed the doorway of her father's room.
"Dad... Dad... DAD!" "Huh? Oh Buffy Whatcha need hunny?"
"Dad do I hafta do the dishes?" whined Buffy.
"Did your mom say you had to?" questioned her father.
"Yea" said Buffy meekly.
"Then yes. Sorry hunny but you have to."
"But, but-"
They both stopped when they heard a loud crash coming from the kitchen.
"JOYCE!!" "MOM!" they both yelled in unison.
The silence scared them, they both ran to the kitchen to find Joyce sprawled out on the kitchen floor with blood coming from her forehead.
"OH MY GOD MOM!" Buffy screamed in fear running to her side.
"Buffy go call 911, NOW!" her father screamed.
3 hours and 30 minutes later
Buffy and the rest of her family were sitting around her mothers still form.
Her aunt was crying and holding her mother's lifeless left hand; her father had one of his hands holding Joyce's right and the other holding up his head. Every one in the room was scared for Joyce hadn't waken up yet and there was a real possibility that if she didn't she might die.
The Next Day
Buffy spent the night at the hospital in the bed next to her mothers. Upon waking she heard her mothers weak yet comforting voice.
"Hunny, wake up." Joyce said trying to wake her daughter.
"Mom...Mom...MOM, your awake!" Buffy ran to her mother nearly falling out of the bed.
The two women hugged and cried.
"OH mom, I am so happy that you are awake." they hugged harder after Buffy said that.
"Mom I love you so much. Please don't ever scare dad or me like that again. Got that?" Buffy knew this was no time for joking but she couldn't help but be a little bit of a smart ass.
"I promise. I am so sorry hunny." Joyce cried on her daughter's shoulder.
The two women cried and cried and cried until they could cry no more. About that time, in which they stopped crying, Hank, Buffy's Father, entered the room to hear his two most loved women slowing down their sobs.
"Joyce? Joyce hunny is everything okay?" Hank said in a very scared yet loving tone.
"Yes, Hank, everything is fine." Joyce replied with a hiccup and the end.
After a couple of minutes, the doctor finally entered the room and announced what was the problem.
"Joyce, I am sorry to announce but you had a brain aneurysm. And I could have been fatal if your family didn't get you here in time. But luckily you got here and should be on a stead road back to recovery. Now if you ever feel like you are about to faint or anything like you felt when you first fell then I suggest that you call 911 or if you are not able to call some one in your family to call. I suggest as a doctors advise make sure that when you are at home or where ever have some one with you." The doctor advised.
"Thank you doctor, we will. Um...when would you think would be a good time for her to be able to be released?" asked Hank wanting his wife back with him at home.
"Well... I believe it would be her best interest if she stayed one more night. Just to make sure that she gets totally back in good health, but that is just my opinion." The doctor replied with Joyce's health at heart.
"Okay, thank you doctor. Mom, do you think you could stay her the night with out me?" Buffy asked with general concern.
"Of course, I can. I am old enough!" Replied her mother with some sarcasm.
After saying their good byes, Buffy and her father went home to try and get some needed rest.
Summers Residence
"Well night dad. Hope you sleep good." Buffy said quietly.
"You too, hunny. Come here." He said while giving her a big hug and a kiss goodnight.
5 minutes later
Slayer06 signing on to AOL
"Oh goody Spike is on!" Buffy squealed.
Slayer06: hey sry abt yesterday, my mom had 2 go 2 the hospital the last time we talked.
MasterVamp05: OMG is she okay?
Slayer06: yeah the doctor said that she had a brain sumthin or other.
MasterVamp05: aneurysm?
Slayer06: yeah how did u kno?
MasterVamp05: well my dad works in a library and my mom is a woman who loves her job at bn a nurse. That I where I got most of my med. Knowledge.
Slayer06: oh kool!
MasterVamp05: really u think it is 'kool'?
Slayer06: yeah. Y would I not?
MasterVamp05: o I dunno maybe cuz most girls think it is.
Slayer06: well I don't I like a guy who can actually think and is not like most guys so muscular that all their brains r in their biceps.
MasterVamp05: Cute Slayer. So r u single? Dawn never told me.
Slayer06: uh yeah. Y?
MasterVamp05: well I was just wondering.
Slayer06: sure.
MasterVamp05: hey I'm sry abt ur ma' but I g2g ttyl k?
Slayer06: okay ttyl night.
MasterVamp05: night luv.
MasterVamp05 has signed off
"Well who else is on...? damn all alone! Guess I better go to bed."
All the way in L.A.
"William, you had better get off that computer right this second!" bellowed Rupert Giles
"Da' I am off my computer an' try'n ta' get some soddin' sleep!"
"William, don't talk to your father that way!" chastised Jenny.
"Okay, NIGHT MA' NIGHT DA'!" screamed Spike from his room.
By SpuffyGURL
Hey thanks for all the wonderful reviews and ALL will be taken to heart about the not being able to be clear. Well I will try to make the characters more like the normal in later chapters, so please have patience. Plus just so ya'll know this is somewhat a true story just with different ppl playing the main characters. Most of the love stuff is real, but all the drama of Joyce I have used and also borrowed from the actual series and ... well mostly from the series.
Summary: Buffy gets an instant messenger so that she can talk to her friends over the summer. Her cousin wants to help her find a boyfriend, so she asks one of her friends, Spike Giles, to talk to her cousin.
6 months later
Slayer06: Hey Spike. Long time no talk!!!
MasterVamp05: hey Slayer. Really I didn't notice. But the reason is cuz my 'rents broke my comp.
Slayer06:O that could b a reason y u no talk 2 me any more. So what have u bn doin u pain in my ass?
MasterVamp05: well I never knew I was a pain I ur arse, but I have been doin the usual, drinkin, smoking, shaggin. U?
Slayer06: OK TMI I never wanted 2 kno that!! but I am doin the usual.
MasterVamp05: the 'usual'? what is that, luv?
Slayer06:Easy try and keep u away 4um my cuzin! jk
MasterVamp05: Cute Slayer, so what would u call the norm?
Slayer06: There is nothing normal with my life. It is just always usual, u kno, boring and u feel like ppl hope 4 u 2 b strong and like the world revolves around u shit like that.
MasterVamp05: o yea my friends r like that.
Slayer06: o mine 2. brb mom yellin.
MasterVamp05:hurry bak baby.
Slayer06: (rolls eyes) brb.
"YEAH, Whatcha need ma'?" screamed Buffy from her room.
"You need to come finish these dishes that you promised you would finish 2 hours ago!!!" yelled Joyce Summers from the kitchen.
"But mom-" "Don't But mom me young lady I want them done and I want them done NOW!!!"
"Damn" mumbled Buffy.
"What was that young lady?" "Nothing mom." Relied Buffy.
Slayer06: sry Spike but I g2g ttyl.
MasterVamp05: okay slayer c ya tomorra, night luv.
Slayer06: night. U gonna get on tomorra?
MasterVamp05: maybe I dunno. I am kinda busy, but I will try.
Slayer06: okay tanks. bye
MasterVamp05: bye
"GRRRRRRRRR, why does my mom always do that?" questioned Buffy.
"I said NOW, Buffy!!!" " Yes, mom, I am!" grumbled the young blonde.
While passing through the hallway of her house, Buffy passed the doorway of her father's room.
"Dad... Dad... DAD!" "Huh? Oh Buffy Whatcha need hunny?"
"Dad do I hafta do the dishes?" whined Buffy.
"Did your mom say you had to?" questioned her father.
"Yea" said Buffy meekly.
"Then yes. Sorry hunny but you have to."
"But, but-"
They both stopped when they heard a loud crash coming from the kitchen.
"JOYCE!!" "MOM!" they both yelled in unison.
The silence scared them, they both ran to the kitchen to find Joyce sprawled out on the kitchen floor with blood coming from her forehead.
"OH MY GOD MOM!" Buffy screamed in fear running to her side.
"Buffy go call 911, NOW!" her father screamed.
3 hours and 30 minutes later
Buffy and the rest of her family were sitting around her mothers still form.
Her aunt was crying and holding her mother's lifeless left hand; her father had one of his hands holding Joyce's right and the other holding up his head. Every one in the room was scared for Joyce hadn't waken up yet and there was a real possibility that if she didn't she might die.
The Next Day
Buffy spent the night at the hospital in the bed next to her mothers. Upon waking she heard her mothers weak yet comforting voice.
"Hunny, wake up." Joyce said trying to wake her daughter.
"Mom...Mom...MOM, your awake!" Buffy ran to her mother nearly falling out of the bed.
The two women hugged and cried.
"OH mom, I am so happy that you are awake." they hugged harder after Buffy said that.
"Mom I love you so much. Please don't ever scare dad or me like that again. Got that?" Buffy knew this was no time for joking but she couldn't help but be a little bit of a smart ass.
"I promise. I am so sorry hunny." Joyce cried on her daughter's shoulder.
The two women cried and cried and cried until they could cry no more. About that time, in which they stopped crying, Hank, Buffy's Father, entered the room to hear his two most loved women slowing down their sobs.
"Joyce? Joyce hunny is everything okay?" Hank said in a very scared yet loving tone.
"Yes, Hank, everything is fine." Joyce replied with a hiccup and the end.
After a couple of minutes, the doctor finally entered the room and announced what was the problem.
"Joyce, I am sorry to announce but you had a brain aneurysm. And I could have been fatal if your family didn't get you here in time. But luckily you got here and should be on a stead road back to recovery. Now if you ever feel like you are about to faint or anything like you felt when you first fell then I suggest that you call 911 or if you are not able to call some one in your family to call. I suggest as a doctors advise make sure that when you are at home or where ever have some one with you." The doctor advised.
"Thank you doctor, we will. Um...when would you think would be a good time for her to be able to be released?" asked Hank wanting his wife back with him at home.
"Well... I believe it would be her best interest if she stayed one more night. Just to make sure that she gets totally back in good health, but that is just my opinion." The doctor replied with Joyce's health at heart.
"Okay, thank you doctor. Mom, do you think you could stay her the night with out me?" Buffy asked with general concern.
"Of course, I can. I am old enough!" Replied her mother with some sarcasm.
After saying their good byes, Buffy and her father went home to try and get some needed rest.
Summers Residence
"Well night dad. Hope you sleep good." Buffy said quietly.
"You too, hunny. Come here." He said while giving her a big hug and a kiss goodnight.
5 minutes later
Slayer06 signing on to AOL
"Oh goody Spike is on!" Buffy squealed.
Slayer06: hey sry abt yesterday, my mom had 2 go 2 the hospital the last time we talked.
MasterVamp05: OMG is she okay?
Slayer06: yeah the doctor said that she had a brain sumthin or other.
MasterVamp05: aneurysm?
Slayer06: yeah how did u kno?
MasterVamp05: well my dad works in a library and my mom is a woman who loves her job at bn a nurse. That I where I got most of my med. Knowledge.
Slayer06: oh kool!
MasterVamp05: really u think it is 'kool'?
Slayer06: yeah. Y would I not?
MasterVamp05: o I dunno maybe cuz most girls think it is.
Slayer06: well I don't I like a guy who can actually think and is not like most guys so muscular that all their brains r in their biceps.
MasterVamp05: Cute Slayer. So r u single? Dawn never told me.
Slayer06: uh yeah. Y?
MasterVamp05: well I was just wondering.
Slayer06: sure.
MasterVamp05: hey I'm sry abt ur ma' but I g2g ttyl k?
Slayer06: okay ttyl night.
MasterVamp05: night luv.
MasterVamp05 has signed off
"Well who else is on...? damn all alone! Guess I better go to bed."
All the way in L.A.
"William, you had better get off that computer right this second!" bellowed Rupert Giles
"Da' I am off my computer an' try'n ta' get some soddin' sleep!"
"William, don't talk to your father that way!" chastised Jenny.
"Okay, NIGHT MA' NIGHT DA'!" screamed Spike from his room.