Over Phone Under Computer
Message 4um Author: well thanks 2 all who have reviewed and thanks 2 all who have shown a good deal of knowledge of what my story is lacking. Just so ya'll know I like it when I get a really tough critic! They make me want 2 make this the best story. Well I guess that is all. Please b tough and straight 4ward bat what I can do better. I will need all the help I can get. Oh to any 1 who thinks they kno every character of Buffy Please contact me. Need some help with the story. THANKS!
ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!
Every night after Joyce was returned home, Buffy kept tabs on her mother. Wherever her mom went, Buffy went. Everything was fine until one afternoon when Buffy could not keep tabs on here mother.
That night Buffy's friends wanted her to go over and hang just for that 1 night.
"Well, maybe. But what am I gonna do about my mom? Who will take care of her?" Buffy asked with concern for her mother.
"Come on, Buffy! Your mom is a strong woman she can take care of herself!" stated her long time friend, Cordila Chase, better known as Cordy.
"Well I dunno." Sighed Buffy
"Hunny, your father can take care of me." Her mothers voice came from her bedroom door.
"Mom, you remember dad is not going to be home until later? Right?" Buffy asked.
"Yes, dear, I remember. Now go have fun and please be very careful."
Joyce heard a loud roar coming from her daughter's phone.
"Yeah, your welcome!" she said to the kids on the phone. "Well you better get ready to have fun, cause hunny, your going."
"But mom what if you need me?" Buffy asked with slight distaste of going.
"Buffy. Hunny GO OUT AND LEAVE ME TO MY THINGS!!!" Joyce said with no point in letting her daughter stay and take care of her any more.
"Okay, I'll go." She sighed in defeat. She turned back to the phone. "Alright, give me 1 hour."
After saying that there was a loud scream from Cordy and Willow and a loud 'whoop whoop' from Willow's brother, Xander.
1 hour later
Buffy didn't want to go out and hang with her friends so what she did was called them all back and said that she kinda had a date with some guy they didn't know. Actually she wished that she could get on her messengers and talk to her guy friends. Namely Spike Giles!!!
30 mins later
Buffy sat at her computer and was talking to one of her computer friend, who lives in Minnesota, named Connor Fox.
Slayer06: Hey Connor Me bored!!
FoxmasterC: Hey so u really r so bored that u will talk 2 ur best friends ex?
Slayer06: I don't hafta b bored just 2 talk 2 u. I could just b not wantin 2 talk 2 the ppl who ur ex is hangin out wif'.
FoxmasterC: and y would that b?
Slayer06: Well kinda cuz I wanna stay here and my house and not b with my friends.
FoxmasterC: and y would that b?
Slayer06:I wanna stay here and help my mom get better.
FoxmasterC: O okay I understand.
Slayer06: yeah plz don't tell any 1.
FoxmasterC: I wont. Hey ttyl I g2g. L8rz
Slayer06: Okay bye.
FoxmasterC Has signed off
MasterVamp05 Has signed on
Bring
MasterVamp05: Hey Slayer.
Slayer06: Hey
Slayer06:Sup?
Slayer06: don't tell me ur usual. I already kno that.
MasterVamp05: nm just the usual
Slayer06: I told u not to tell me that!
MasterVamp05: Sry, luv. I typed it b4 u told me not 2.
Slayer06: okay, okay sry
MasterVamp05: So what is my little Slayer doin?
Slayer06: well just sittin here after talking 2 Connor and Angel.
MasterVamp05: Who is Connor and who is Angel?
Slayer06: Just 2 of my guy friends who I talk to on a regular basis.
MasterVamp05: who would name their son 'Angel'? He sounds like a ponce.
Slayer06: his real name is Liam Gordon. They just call him Angel cuz he is said to have the face of 1.
MasterVamp05:o he still sounds like he is pussy wiped.
Slayer06: Hey u keep talking bad about him and I will leave!!!
MasterVamp05: sry slayer.
Slayer06: y do u keep callin me that? Is there sum reason y u keep callin me 'slayer'?
MasterVamp05: yeah it is ur name. Y else would I call u 'slayer'?
Slayer06: Actually u kno that my REAL name is Elizabeth. And I would prefer if u called me either Buffy or my givin name.
MasterVamp05: sry luv didn't kno it pissed u off.
Slayer06: It doesn't it just gets annoyin wen u do that.
MasterVamp05: okay sry I didn't kno it annoyed u!!!
Slayer06: Spike Can we PLZ not do this!?!
MasterVamp05: Do what? Fight?
Slayer06: Yeah, it makes me sick wen we fight.
MasterVamp05: fine I better go. Ttyl
Slayer06: Spike plz don't go!! I am sry, plz plz plz plz stay!!!!
MasterVamp05: sry slayer I will talk 2 u Saturday.
Slayer06: what is Saturday? And y cant u talk 2 me now?
MasterVamp05: the night of a party that I don't wanna go 2 is Saturday and I think I might wanna talk then.
Slayer06: okay ttyl
MasterVamp05: c ya Saturday!!
MasterVamp05 has signed off
Brink MidnightSavior: So... who else u talking 2?
Slayer06: just Spike, u and Connor. Spike just got off.
MidnightSavior: o well his loss is my gain.
Slayer06: well sry but I really am tired. Since it is 12:20 at night!!!
So after saying that Buffy signed off her messengers and headed to bed.
THE NEXT DAY
"Buffy, breakfast is ready!!" her mom bellowed from below her room.
"OKAY, mom I am up!! By the way what's for breakky?" Buffy ask will coming into the kitchen.
"Pancakes. I know you like them." Joyce said in her usual motherly voice.
Well I guess this is gonna be another boring day in the mouth of hell. Buffy thought while sitting down for breakfast.
Message 4um Author: well thanks 2 all who have reviewed and thanks 2 all who have shown a good deal of knowledge of what my story is lacking. Just so ya'll know I like it when I get a really tough critic! They make me want 2 make this the best story. Well I guess that is all. Please b tough and straight 4ward bat what I can do better. I will need all the help I can get. Oh to any 1 who thinks they kno every character of Buffy Please contact me. Need some help with the story. THANKS!
ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!
Every night after Joyce was returned home, Buffy kept tabs on her mother. Wherever her mom went, Buffy went. Everything was fine until one afternoon when Buffy could not keep tabs on here mother.
That night Buffy's friends wanted her to go over and hang just for that 1 night.
"Well, maybe. But what am I gonna do about my mom? Who will take care of her?" Buffy asked with concern for her mother.
"Come on, Buffy! Your mom is a strong woman she can take care of herself!" stated her long time friend, Cordila Chase, better known as Cordy.
"Well I dunno." Sighed Buffy
"Hunny, your father can take care of me." Her mothers voice came from her bedroom door.
"Mom, you remember dad is not going to be home until later? Right?" Buffy asked.
"Yes, dear, I remember. Now go have fun and please be very careful."
Joyce heard a loud roar coming from her daughter's phone.
"Yeah, your welcome!" she said to the kids on the phone. "Well you better get ready to have fun, cause hunny, your going."
"But mom what if you need me?" Buffy asked with slight distaste of going.
"Buffy. Hunny GO OUT AND LEAVE ME TO MY THINGS!!!" Joyce said with no point in letting her daughter stay and take care of her any more.
"Okay, I'll go." She sighed in defeat. She turned back to the phone. "Alright, give me 1 hour."
After saying that there was a loud scream from Cordy and Willow and a loud 'whoop whoop' from Willow's brother, Xander.
1 hour later
Buffy didn't want to go out and hang with her friends so what she did was called them all back and said that she kinda had a date with some guy they didn't know. Actually she wished that she could get on her messengers and talk to her guy friends. Namely Spike Giles!!!
30 mins later
Buffy sat at her computer and was talking to one of her computer friend, who lives in Minnesota, named Connor Fox.
Slayer06: Hey Connor Me bored!!
FoxmasterC: Hey so u really r so bored that u will talk 2 ur best friends ex?
Slayer06: I don't hafta b bored just 2 talk 2 u. I could just b not wantin 2 talk 2 the ppl who ur ex is hangin out wif'.
FoxmasterC: and y would that b?
Slayer06: Well kinda cuz I wanna stay here and my house and not b with my friends.
FoxmasterC: and y would that b?
Slayer06:I wanna stay here and help my mom get better.
FoxmasterC: O okay I understand.
Slayer06: yeah plz don't tell any 1.
FoxmasterC: I wont. Hey ttyl I g2g. L8rz
Slayer06: Okay bye.
FoxmasterC Has signed off
MasterVamp05 Has signed on
Bring
MasterVamp05: Hey Slayer.
Slayer06: Hey
Slayer06:Sup?
Slayer06: don't tell me ur usual. I already kno that.
MasterVamp05: nm just the usual
Slayer06: I told u not to tell me that!
MasterVamp05: Sry, luv. I typed it b4 u told me not 2.
Slayer06: okay, okay sry
MasterVamp05: So what is my little Slayer doin?
Slayer06: well just sittin here after talking 2 Connor and Angel.
MasterVamp05: Who is Connor and who is Angel?
Slayer06: Just 2 of my guy friends who I talk to on a regular basis.
MasterVamp05: who would name their son 'Angel'? He sounds like a ponce.
Slayer06: his real name is Liam Gordon. They just call him Angel cuz he is said to have the face of 1.
MasterVamp05:o he still sounds like he is pussy wiped.
Slayer06: Hey u keep talking bad about him and I will leave!!!
MasterVamp05: sry slayer.
Slayer06: y do u keep callin me that? Is there sum reason y u keep callin me 'slayer'?
MasterVamp05: yeah it is ur name. Y else would I call u 'slayer'?
Slayer06: Actually u kno that my REAL name is Elizabeth. And I would prefer if u called me either Buffy or my givin name.
MasterVamp05: sry luv didn't kno it pissed u off.
Slayer06: It doesn't it just gets annoyin wen u do that.
MasterVamp05: okay sry I didn't kno it annoyed u!!!
Slayer06: Spike Can we PLZ not do this!?!
MasterVamp05: Do what? Fight?
Slayer06: Yeah, it makes me sick wen we fight.
MasterVamp05: fine I better go. Ttyl
Slayer06: Spike plz don't go!! I am sry, plz plz plz plz stay!!!!
MasterVamp05: sry slayer I will talk 2 u Saturday.
Slayer06: what is Saturday? And y cant u talk 2 me now?
MasterVamp05: the night of a party that I don't wanna go 2 is Saturday and I think I might wanna talk then.
Slayer06: okay ttyl
MasterVamp05: c ya Saturday!!
MasterVamp05 has signed off
Brink MidnightSavior: So... who else u talking 2?
Slayer06: just Spike, u and Connor. Spike just got off.
MidnightSavior: o well his loss is my gain.
Slayer06: well sry but I really am tired. Since it is 12:20 at night!!!
So after saying that Buffy signed off her messengers and headed to bed.
THE NEXT DAY
"Buffy, breakfast is ready!!" her mom bellowed from below her room.
"OKAY, mom I am up!! By the way what's for breakky?" Buffy ask will coming into the kitchen.
"Pancakes. I know you like them." Joyce said in her usual motherly voice.
Well I guess this is gonna be another boring day in the mouth of hell. Buffy thought while sitting down for breakfast.