Over the Phone Under the Computer
AN: thanks 2 eva 1 who likes my story and 2 evabody who doesn't like it then well... get over it. Sry 4 the long wait I was at my aunts house and I didn't bring my laptop with me. Well I still don't kno if Buffy will ever meet Spike cuz I still haven't met my guy yet. Just to remind u all, THIS IS A STORY ABOUT ME AND MY GUY. All the stuff that has happened in the story has happened in really life (except for the accident that Joyce had.)
Well that is all I gatta say.
ON WITH THE SHOW! ! ! ! !
That Saturday (Summer's house)
Buffy waited almost all day on Saturday, she was about to give up, when guess who shows up.
MasterVamp05 has signed on
"20...19...18...17...16...15...14...13...12...11...10...09...08...07...06...05...04...03...02...01... ZERO! Okay that was enough time for him to get settled and all that stuff, right?" Buffy really wanted to talk to Spike.
IN L.A. (Giles' House)
"Okay who is on? ... OOOO my little slayer is on! Maybe she would like to talk to me? Okay I will wait 2 minutes and see if she will talk." Said Spike.
BRING
StErLiNg101:Hey dude. Whats up?
MasterVamp05: Hey Sterling. And I am waitin 4 Buffy to talk to me! ! ! So can we plz keep this not so talk-a-tive?
StErLiNg101:FINE if u care about a girl more than ur friend.
StErLiNg101 has signed off
"Shit now I hafta get off cuz of that wanker!!!" Spike said with much anger.
IN SUNNYDALE (SUMMER'S HOUSE)
MasterVamp05 has signed off
"GRRRRRR, I thought he said he wanted to talk to me! ! !" Buffy grumbled
BACK IN L.A.
After getting off the computer, Spike called Sterling and told him everything.
"Okay so u get what I am trying to do now?" asked Spike.
"yeah, yeah, I get it ya wanna fuck this girl and then leave her." Said Sterling in his usual smartass way.
"NOOOOO!!!! I don't wanna leave her in the end. I want to be with her." Said Spike. "Stupid ponce." The last he mumbled.
"Okay so u really like this girl?" Sterling was shocked. Spike had just broken up with Dru not 10 months ago and he was already over her!!! WOW he must really like this girl. Wonder if she has a sister or a cousin? Thought Sterling. "Does she have a sister or a cousin like her?"
"um... Yea she has a cousin but ya wont like her." Spike said. " she too young for ya."
"And how do u know that I wouldn't like her? Who is her cousin?"
"It is Dawn. Dawn is her cousin." At that Sterling choked on his food. "Told ya, said ya wouldn't like her."
"Yeah but at least give a guy fair warning before ya go and say the girl of his nightmares!" Actually of his wet dreams!! thought Sterling.
"I thought you liked Dawn? what happened did she say somethin' 'bout ya?" I thought he liked Dawn? I wonder what happened. I hope they didn't get into another one of those stupid fights again. Spike really liked it that Sterling and Dawn were so cool with each other but what could have made Sterling dislike Dawn so much?
"Well what happened was I was just jokin' around and I was talking about some of her family, and ... well...( pause) she really hates me and u right now and--" Sterling knew that if he talked bad about the girl who Spike was crushing on then he was in deep.
"Why is she mad at me when I aint done nothing that would piss her off? Did you say anything 'bout her cousins? Cuz if you did, man, we're in deep shit! Wait, NO, you are in deep shit cause you were the one talking 'bout her family!"
"Um... Spike, I kinda did something really stupid. I said that you were looking for a good time with some girl named bunny or Bonny, and Dawn said Buffy and now she thinks you are playing with her cousin and is really pissed off more at you than me. Sorry dude." Sterling was shrinking back from the phone so that he didn't have to hear his friend yelling at him.
"... WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING TELLING THE SCHOOL THAT!!!! I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME WITH BUFFY I WANT TO DATE HER AND MAYBE MARRY HER!! BUT NO I HAFTA HAVE A DUMBASS..." Sterling was about to just hang up the phone at how his friend was yelling at him and calling him stupid and such a dumbass and such.
"LISTEN HERE" at that Spike shut up. " I didn't know you actually liked the chick! I thought that was what you were doing cuz that is what you always do these days since Dru left you. Find a girl, screw her, then leave her! –" " I would never leave Buffy!! I care 'bout 'er too much to do that!" Spike was screaming into the phone.
"Now that I know you care about this girl. I can go fix the mess I put you in. I'm sorry man. I really didn't know you cared about the girl." "Okay ya fix tha' mess and get me back on the good side of Dawn. Got that?"
"Yeah, man, it will be done on Monday.—" " Hold that. Monday. No, Now!!!"
"Sorry man but I don't talk to her until Monday. unless you are willing to part with your computer for about 30 minutes? then I can get it done today." Spike was worried. He never let anyone not even his parents touch his computer since his dad broke it last time." I dunno. but I guess I can part with it for about 30 minutes if I am allowed to see over all of what happened. Deal?" "Yeah, fine with me."
The problem was solved and Buffy never heard a word from her cousin or anyone else about what happened. Buffy never knew what happened until Sterling opened his big mouth when Buffy talked to Spike one day.
One Month Later
MasterVamp05: So the ur gonna b at ur cousin's house in abt 3 weeks? that's the week b4 the 4th of July right?
Slayer06:Yeah. On the 4th we'r holdin a reunion and my dad said that it is okay if ya wanna come to tha reunion.
MasterVamp05: Sry sweetheart but I gatta go to my cousin's in San Diego that week and end.
Slayer06: Darn! I wanted u to come.
MasterVamp05: O u kno otha ways 4 that 2 happen. ;-) ;-) (wink wink)
Slayer06: Ur so bad!!
MasterVamp05: Yup I am the big Bad of LA, sweetheart and don't u 4get it!!
Slayer06: How could I? U never talk abt anything but that ur the big bad. and that some day u wanna stake me!! ;-) ;-) (wish in 1 had spit in the other)
MasterVamp05: oh and what is that suposeta mean?
Slayer06:It means that dreams don't come true unless u put sum effort behind them. and that ur never gonna 'stake' me unless u get off us bad ass and meet me.
MasterVamp05: oh I have a lot of effort I like to put into you.
MasterVamp05: and it's the kind I kno we will both like.
Slayer06: SPIKE!!! my mom reads this!! so stop with that!! I so don't wanna get grounded cuz u cant keep ur dick from thinking 4 u!!
MasterVam05: But I cant keep him from thinking cuz I am thinking the same thing.
Slayer06: U r so perverse.
MasterVamp05: I kno but u love it!!
Slayer06: uh... no I actually don't. I don't love any part of you.
MasterVamp05: Yea ya do!!!
Slayer06: No I don't
MasterVamp05: oh plz don't lie to urself.
Slayer06: Y would I lie abt sumthin like that?
MasterVamp05: Cuz u don't kno how to show ur emotions and ur scared that if you throw ur heart out ur gonna get it trampled.
Slayer06: Wow Spike that totally MISSED the proverbial nail.
MasterVamp05: Really I thought I was right on it the 'head'.
Slayer06: Hey any more of those puns and I will not talk 2 u.
MasterVamp05: Sry. I was just tryin to make ya laugh.
Slayer06: y would I laugh wen u might b getin me in trouble by my parents?
MasterVamp05:I was just playin. man u really need to loosen up.
Slayer06: I will wen I kno my parents r not around and watchin everything I type on the computer.
MasterVamp05: okay sry. I g2g ttyl.
Slayer06: Im sry Spike. plz stay.
MasterVamp05: its okay. ttyl.
Slayer06: Spike!!! plz stay!! plz plz plz plz plz
MasterVamp05: y? y should I stay wen u wont do 1 thing 4 me?
Slayer06: but I was actually laughin. I was. I really was laughin.
MasterVamp05: that isn't wat I wanted.
Slayer06: then what did u want?
MasterVamp05: never mind. ttyl
Slayer06: OH NO ur not getin out of it that easy. what is it u wanted me to do? tell me!!!
MasterVamp05: I said 4get abt it!
Slayer06: William, Tell me!
MasterVamp05: forget it!!!
Slayer06: TELL ME!! please ( ( please!
MasterVamp05: NO!!
MasterVamp05 has signed off
" Damn what was his problem??? I hope I really didn't piss him off to bad."
Buffy didn't talk to Spike for the rest of the week because in didn't get on.
Week and a half before the 4th of July (her cousin's house)
Buffy was (in her mother's eyes) spending to much time at home not doing anything but reading her favorite fanfics off of Fandomination.com and Fanfiction.net. So her mother said that she would take Buffy to her cousin's house on Wednesday of the week before.
" hey why don't you call him? You have his number right?" asked Dawn.
"Yeah but... we kinda got into a fight, and I don't think he wants to talk to me. Or see me for that matter." Buffy said glumly.
"BS. why would you think he wouldn't want to see you?" "um... Maybe cuz he said he didn't!"
the week before, Buffy got into another argument with Spike and he said that she was being to forward and throwing herself at him.( Crazy cuz 2 weeks earlier she was all uptight and he was the 1 being forward. what is up with guys?)
"Really he said that he didn't want to meet you? okay were is your cell?" Dawn demanded.
"Um... right here. what are you gonna do?" Buffy didn't know what her cousin was doing but as soon as her cell was out of her pocket, Dawn grabbed it and ran to the house and locked Buffy out! "Dawn, you open this door right now!! I want my cell phone right this second and I want you to open this door!!" Buffy was furious. She was locked out of the house and her cousin had her cell, which she knew Dawn was on, and calling Spike!!
TBC...
Sorry for the long wait I was really having a terrible writers block and well not much has happened between me and my guy. if news u will know by a new chapter. will try and have another up b4 the 4th but I am not making promises.
TTFN!!
SpuffyGURL!!!
AN: thanks 2 eva 1 who likes my story and 2 evabody who doesn't like it then well... get over it. Sry 4 the long wait I was at my aunts house and I didn't bring my laptop with me. Well I still don't kno if Buffy will ever meet Spike cuz I still haven't met my guy yet. Just to remind u all, THIS IS A STORY ABOUT ME AND MY GUY. All the stuff that has happened in the story has happened in really life (except for the accident that Joyce had.)
Well that is all I gatta say.
ON WITH THE SHOW! ! ! ! !
That Saturday (Summer's house)
Buffy waited almost all day on Saturday, she was about to give up, when guess who shows up.
MasterVamp05 has signed on
"20...19...18...17...16...15...14...13...12...11...10...09...08...07...06...05...04...03...02...01... ZERO! Okay that was enough time for him to get settled and all that stuff, right?" Buffy really wanted to talk to Spike.
IN L.A. (Giles' House)
"Okay who is on? ... OOOO my little slayer is on! Maybe she would like to talk to me? Okay I will wait 2 minutes and see if she will talk." Said Spike.
BRING
StErLiNg101:Hey dude. Whats up?
MasterVamp05: Hey Sterling. And I am waitin 4 Buffy to talk to me! ! ! So can we plz keep this not so talk-a-tive?
StErLiNg101:FINE if u care about a girl more than ur friend.
StErLiNg101 has signed off
"Shit now I hafta get off cuz of that wanker!!!" Spike said with much anger.
IN SUNNYDALE (SUMMER'S HOUSE)
MasterVamp05 has signed off
"GRRRRRR, I thought he said he wanted to talk to me! ! !" Buffy grumbled
BACK IN L.A.
After getting off the computer, Spike called Sterling and told him everything.
"Okay so u get what I am trying to do now?" asked Spike.
"yeah, yeah, I get it ya wanna fuck this girl and then leave her." Said Sterling in his usual smartass way.
"NOOOOO!!!! I don't wanna leave her in the end. I want to be with her." Said Spike. "Stupid ponce." The last he mumbled.
"Okay so u really like this girl?" Sterling was shocked. Spike had just broken up with Dru not 10 months ago and he was already over her!!! WOW he must really like this girl. Wonder if she has a sister or a cousin? Thought Sterling. "Does she have a sister or a cousin like her?"
"um... Yea she has a cousin but ya wont like her." Spike said. " she too young for ya."
"And how do u know that I wouldn't like her? Who is her cousin?"
"It is Dawn. Dawn is her cousin." At that Sterling choked on his food. "Told ya, said ya wouldn't like her."
"Yeah but at least give a guy fair warning before ya go and say the girl of his nightmares!" Actually of his wet dreams!! thought Sterling.
"I thought you liked Dawn? what happened did she say somethin' 'bout ya?" I thought he liked Dawn? I wonder what happened. I hope they didn't get into another one of those stupid fights again. Spike really liked it that Sterling and Dawn were so cool with each other but what could have made Sterling dislike Dawn so much?
"Well what happened was I was just jokin' around and I was talking about some of her family, and ... well...( pause) she really hates me and u right now and--" Sterling knew that if he talked bad about the girl who Spike was crushing on then he was in deep.
"Why is she mad at me when I aint done nothing that would piss her off? Did you say anything 'bout her cousins? Cuz if you did, man, we're in deep shit! Wait, NO, you are in deep shit cause you were the one talking 'bout her family!"
"Um... Spike, I kinda did something really stupid. I said that you were looking for a good time with some girl named bunny or Bonny, and Dawn said Buffy and now she thinks you are playing with her cousin and is really pissed off more at you than me. Sorry dude." Sterling was shrinking back from the phone so that he didn't have to hear his friend yelling at him.
"... WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING TELLING THE SCHOOL THAT!!!! I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME WITH BUFFY I WANT TO DATE HER AND MAYBE MARRY HER!! BUT NO I HAFTA HAVE A DUMBASS..." Sterling was about to just hang up the phone at how his friend was yelling at him and calling him stupid and such a dumbass and such.
"LISTEN HERE" at that Spike shut up. " I didn't know you actually liked the chick! I thought that was what you were doing cuz that is what you always do these days since Dru left you. Find a girl, screw her, then leave her! –" " I would never leave Buffy!! I care 'bout 'er too much to do that!" Spike was screaming into the phone.
"Now that I know you care about this girl. I can go fix the mess I put you in. I'm sorry man. I really didn't know you cared about the girl." "Okay ya fix tha' mess and get me back on the good side of Dawn. Got that?"
"Yeah, man, it will be done on Monday.—" " Hold that. Monday. No, Now!!!"
"Sorry man but I don't talk to her until Monday. unless you are willing to part with your computer for about 30 minutes? then I can get it done today." Spike was worried. He never let anyone not even his parents touch his computer since his dad broke it last time." I dunno. but I guess I can part with it for about 30 minutes if I am allowed to see over all of what happened. Deal?" "Yeah, fine with me."
The problem was solved and Buffy never heard a word from her cousin or anyone else about what happened. Buffy never knew what happened until Sterling opened his big mouth when Buffy talked to Spike one day.
One Month Later
MasterVamp05: So the ur gonna b at ur cousin's house in abt 3 weeks? that's the week b4 the 4th of July right?
Slayer06:Yeah. On the 4th we'r holdin a reunion and my dad said that it is okay if ya wanna come to tha reunion.
MasterVamp05: Sry sweetheart but I gatta go to my cousin's in San Diego that week and end.
Slayer06: Darn! I wanted u to come.
MasterVamp05: O u kno otha ways 4 that 2 happen. ;-) ;-) (wink wink)
Slayer06: Ur so bad!!
MasterVamp05: Yup I am the big Bad of LA, sweetheart and don't u 4get it!!
Slayer06: How could I? U never talk abt anything but that ur the big bad. and that some day u wanna stake me!! ;-) ;-) (wish in 1 had spit in the other)
MasterVamp05: oh and what is that suposeta mean?
Slayer06:It means that dreams don't come true unless u put sum effort behind them. and that ur never gonna 'stake' me unless u get off us bad ass and meet me.
MasterVamp05: oh I have a lot of effort I like to put into you.
MasterVamp05: and it's the kind I kno we will both like.
Slayer06: SPIKE!!! my mom reads this!! so stop with that!! I so don't wanna get grounded cuz u cant keep ur dick from thinking 4 u!!
MasterVam05: But I cant keep him from thinking cuz I am thinking the same thing.
Slayer06: U r so perverse.
MasterVamp05: I kno but u love it!!
Slayer06: uh... no I actually don't. I don't love any part of you.
MasterVamp05: Yea ya do!!!
Slayer06: No I don't
MasterVamp05: oh plz don't lie to urself.
Slayer06: Y would I lie abt sumthin like that?
MasterVamp05: Cuz u don't kno how to show ur emotions and ur scared that if you throw ur heart out ur gonna get it trampled.
Slayer06: Wow Spike that totally MISSED the proverbial nail.
MasterVamp05: Really I thought I was right on it the 'head'.
Slayer06: Hey any more of those puns and I will not talk 2 u.
MasterVamp05: Sry. I was just tryin to make ya laugh.
Slayer06: y would I laugh wen u might b getin me in trouble by my parents?
MasterVamp05:I was just playin. man u really need to loosen up.
Slayer06: I will wen I kno my parents r not around and watchin everything I type on the computer.
MasterVamp05: okay sry. I g2g ttyl.
Slayer06: Im sry Spike. plz stay.
MasterVamp05: its okay. ttyl.
Slayer06: Spike!!! plz stay!! plz plz plz plz plz
MasterVamp05: y? y should I stay wen u wont do 1 thing 4 me?
Slayer06: but I was actually laughin. I was. I really was laughin.
MasterVamp05: that isn't wat I wanted.
Slayer06: then what did u want?
MasterVamp05: never mind. ttyl
Slayer06: OH NO ur not getin out of it that easy. what is it u wanted me to do? tell me!!!
MasterVamp05: I said 4get abt it!
Slayer06: William, Tell me!
MasterVamp05: forget it!!!
Slayer06: TELL ME!! please ( ( please!
MasterVamp05: NO!!
MasterVamp05 has signed off
" Damn what was his problem??? I hope I really didn't piss him off to bad."
Buffy didn't talk to Spike for the rest of the week because in didn't get on.
Week and a half before the 4th of July (her cousin's house)
Buffy was (in her mother's eyes) spending to much time at home not doing anything but reading her favorite fanfics off of Fandomination.com and Fanfiction.net. So her mother said that she would take Buffy to her cousin's house on Wednesday of the week before.
" hey why don't you call him? You have his number right?" asked Dawn.
"Yeah but... we kinda got into a fight, and I don't think he wants to talk to me. Or see me for that matter." Buffy said glumly.
"BS. why would you think he wouldn't want to see you?" "um... Maybe cuz he said he didn't!"
the week before, Buffy got into another argument with Spike and he said that she was being to forward and throwing herself at him.( Crazy cuz 2 weeks earlier she was all uptight and he was the 1 being forward. what is up with guys?)
"Really he said that he didn't want to meet you? okay were is your cell?" Dawn demanded.
"Um... right here. what are you gonna do?" Buffy didn't know what her cousin was doing but as soon as her cell was out of her pocket, Dawn grabbed it and ran to the house and locked Buffy out! "Dawn, you open this door right now!! I want my cell phone right this second and I want you to open this door!!" Buffy was furious. She was locked out of the house and her cousin had her cell, which she knew Dawn was on, and calling Spike!!
TBC...
Sorry for the long wait I was really having a terrible writers block and well not much has happened between me and my guy. if news u will know by a new chapter. will try and have another up b4 the 4th but I am not making promises.
TTFN!!
SpuffyGURL!!!