Scene 3: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica is cooking, while Phoebe, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch.
Phoebe: So, you see Joey, I really need your help. My new agent says that if I'm gonna have any chance of getting a record deal, I really have to make some new songs.
Joey: And you want me to help you?
Phoebe: Yeah, I was thinking you could give me, like, some material from, you know, a mind numbingly stupid, but extremely hot celebrity's life, you know?
Joey: Oh, my God, that makes me feel so good! Of course I'll help you.
Chandler: (Sarcastically) The two of you, working on a song? Be sure to mention me in your Grammy speech!
Phoebe: Of course I will! (Chandler walks towards the kitchen, and Phoebe mouths "NO" to Joey, and he's totally agreeing)
Chandler: So, how's it going, honey?
Monica: I'm fine! When are you and Joey starting to work on your tea?
Chandler: Actually, I think Joey's a little occupied with Diane Warwick over there, so I guess I'll be making it alone.
Monica: Oh, well... Oh, dinner's almost ready, so go get those things I got you. It's in the bedroom.
Chandler: Do I have to?
Monica: YES! GO! NOW!
(Chandler goes shamefully towards the bedroom, as Ross, Rachel, Emma and Mona walks into the apartment.)
Rachel: Hi everybody! Happy thanksgiving!
Ross: Hey, look who we brought!
Mona: Hi.
Monica: Oh, my God, are you two back together?
Rachel: No, they're definitely not back together! No, she just wanted to talk to him about something. So, they're definitely not back together, NO!
Monica: OK... Well, dinner's on the table, so I guess we can start eating. Chandler!
(Chandler comes out of the bedroom, with a plastic plate, a plastic cup and plastic knife and fork)
Mona: Why is he eating from that?
Ross: Well, he broke all of Monica's wedding china last year, so he got grounded for two weeks, had to buy new china, and now this. But actually, we're not supposed to talk about it.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you wanna know the rest of the thanksgiving rules, Monica taped a poster to the bathroom door. But actually, you're supposed to learn them long before the dinner...
(Mona looks shocked at her)
Phoebe: Yeah, I don't know why I'm friends with her either...
Scene 4: Mon and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is walking towards the gang with a tray full of tea cups.
Rachel: Oh, Chandler, it smells delicious! What's in it?
Chandler: Uhm... That doesn't matter, just drink it. And, Joey, I put in a bit extra of the good stuff in yours...
(They all drink it, and put down the cups)
Ross: Oh, my God, that tasted great!
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, you should definitely make this more often!
Joey: Even better than the last time I tasted it... But I really couldn't taste the alcohol.
(Ten minutes later, Monica is drunk)
Monica: Chandelandeler! I jusht wanna say that that coffee was the best tea I ever, never, ever tasted! And I love you! You're even a better chef than I am!
Chandler: Really?
Monica: No, actually, I'm not that drunk
Scene 5: Monica and Chandler's apartment, everyone's there.
Joey: OK so, then you would go to the, you know, plingy thing, and then you would go back to the bangy thing.
Phoebe: I don't really understand…
Joey: OK, Pheebs, do you want the help, or not?
Phoebe: Alright, so it goes "We loved each other, he and I"...
Joey: Oh, Pheebs, isn't it better to say "He and she"?
Pheebs: Oh, yeah!
Monica: Phoebe, I just wanna say thaat yoouu are the grreatest sininger I've ever heard.
Chandler: OK, I'm really worried now.
Phoebe: Oh, I know! She didn't say singer right.
(Everyone's, like, "Yeah, sure, that too")
Mona: (Holding Emma) Okay I'm gonna burp you now pretty baby.
Rachel: Oh, you know what... I think I gotta change her now.
Mona: I can do it.
Rachel: Are you the mommy or the nanny? No, so I think I better do that, OK. And maybe Ross, you would like to help me. (She mouths "I need to talk to you".)
Mona: Huh?
Ross: Yeah she's a real bad changer... person.
Mona: OK, then.