Scene 12: Joey's place, Phoebe and Joey are there.
Phoebe: (On the phone) Well, what the hell do you mean about that! WHAT! My songs aren't good enough! I'll tell you what's not good enough, you fat, nasty son of a... (Putting the phone down) She hung up on me!
Joey: I'm sorry your agent didn't like your new songs, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Yeah, me too. But you know what, I still think our songs rock, and I don't care what that... not-song-knowing bitch thinks!
Joey: Yeah, I think so too! I mean, "Fat, Drunken Bitch" is one of the finest masterpieces you've ever made!
Phoebe: Really?
Joey: Yeah!
Phoebe: Well, you did help me write it, so you should take some of the credit as well.
Joey, Oh, no, it was all your idea, I think you should...
Phoebe: Yeah, come to think of it, I am a genius.
Joey: Well, that's not exactly what I...
Phoebe: Yeah, mhmm, me too! Anyways, I think I should go, my pet's getting lonely.
Joey: You got a pet?
Phoebe: Yeah, Avril, my pet-ostrich.
Joey: You have a pet-ostrich?
Phoebe: Duh, where did you think I got the inspiration for "Wild-Ass Emu"?
Joey: Oh, yeah, that's a classic!
Phoebe: Well, right about now, it's probably halfway through eating my sofa, so bye!
Joey: Bye! "Wild-Ass Emu, running down the street, Wild-Ass Emu, sharp and lumpy beak!" I LOVE IT!
End!